#humor tag

Look, I’m not saying bisexual people *have* to have a preference or whatever. But this is a panphobic dogwhistle and it’s not true lol

I’m sorry I’ve been gone, but I’m back with more memes!!

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL IS A QUEER ALLEGORY

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I’m sorry I’ve been gone, I’ve been having a lot of work but I didn’t forget y'all ️‍️‍⚧️✨

If we don’t exist then we shouldn’t be paying shitYOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ✨ acab and eat the rich

I’m gonna be sharing some of these with canon pan characters but also if you’d like me to do some about a specific canon/non canon pan character I’ll be reading your suggestions

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Winter hollidays are always hard, especially for a lot of us so I’m sending you a hug

Also, no one is free unless we are all free

I’m talking about all the queer people who keep forcing us to be hostile towards others mspec. I don’t really like that, so pls if that’s not your case then this meme ain’t talking about u ☘️☘️☘️☘️

Let’s not make war, but love instead ✨

none-focus-with-left-gender:

vanilla-extraction:

faustandfurious:

faustandfurious:

There’s something truly exquisite about stories where the real tragedy is the price you paid to stand on top of the world

Hollow victories … sacrificing your humanity on the altar of what you perceive to be the greater good … the loneliness of godhood … regret for the person you used to be … the realisation that there is no way back … *chef’s kiss*

[Transcript: #unrelated but i found out if you become a manager at walmart you can’t step back down to being a regular employee ever again#it’s either quit or transfer to another store. this post made me think of that]

dankmemeuniversity:

feeblehomo:

feeblehomo:

feeblehomo:

Lesbian moving service that

Sorry I got so horny thinking about strong women I passed out for a sec

REAL

ace-pervert:

nerdi-author-girl:

essoreese:

cwicseolfor:

maculategiraffe:

me, reaching into my dresser drawer for black pants: I hope this isn’t the pair with big holes worn in the inner thighs

Marie Kondo, gently over my shoulder: why is a pair of pants you find unwearable still in your dresser drawer

me: oh shit that’s right!! The dresser is for clothes that under some circumstance I might conceivably wear!!

Marie Kondo, beaming proudly: Yes, that’s correct!!Thesepants must have been your favorites. How wonderful that they were so comfortable and practical that you wore them out. But now since they no longer function as pants, you should move them from the drawer where you keep your functioning pants!

me: Yes thanks I got it they’re in the fabric basket now

Marie Kondo, fading back into the darkness: I love what you’ve done with the kitchen!!

The notion of KonMari as some creepy semi-embodied but entirely benevolent spirit, like a well-intentioned Bloody Mary, is so perfect and wonderful.

Marie Kondo has the same powers but the exact opposite energy of the Duolingo Owl.

YES.

Marie Kondo: Your room isn’t very clean, but that’s okay, I love mess! Does this spark joy?

Duolingo Owl: I wrote the ransom note in Spanish, and if you have to use Google Translate to read it, your kid gets it. You broke your streak. I’ll break your neck.

Marie Kondo holding your child, while standing on the remains of the Duolingo Owl : The Bird did not spark joy

spones-in-my-bones:

Reopening my fanfic WIP folders in the same way I reopen the fridge, hoping that, somehow, there’s something new (and ready to post) in there

vorta-vortex:

Rom:Brother, I’ve organized your messages into three categories - ones from your boyfriend odo, death threats, and death threats from odo.

scottsumrners:

Quark: I’m Odo’s right hand arm. Man. I’m Odo’s everything. His confidant. His best friend. His silly rabbit.

Sisko: his what? His Silly Rabbit?

Sisko: is that what he calls you?

Quark: no ❤️️