#i am dying

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final-girl-cas:

final-girl-cas:

ace-beef:

informercials:

amlsh:

geekishchic:

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “i fill my ass with orange juice”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

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must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: ”17 cocks”

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always reblog tumblr identification

this post makes me want to gouge my eyes out

im laughins so hard who changed it

WHO TF EDITED THE SHOELACE POST

No seriously the edit function has been gone for years who did this

olderthannetfic:kateosaurus-rex:tallahasseemp3:help So this showed up on Twitter andAnd here’s that olderthannetfic:kateosaurus-rex:tallahasseemp3:help So this showed up on Twitter andAnd here’s that

olderthannetfic:

kateosaurus-rex:

tallahasseemp3:

help

So this showed up on Twitter and

And here’s that linkyou’re welcome

It’s making the rounds everywhere, but in case you haven’t seen it…


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patrocles:

i absolutely fuckin hate it here

admiralrainbow:

minute-men:

admiralrainbow:

everything is never as it seems

hey Op, do you accept criticism 

i DO accept criticism but i WILL cry

bucksboobs:

Iván this entire season:

allison1710:

unapologetically-descriptivist:

b0ytemper:

tubaterry:

christ

This post took 3 years off my life

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

@vangoggles

nonphallic-eclairs:

polyglotplatypus:

here is seal cancan, my thesis film, completed at last!

(please do click on the source to watch it on youtube if you want to see it in full quality)

I am so, so, SO GLAD that I came back to my dash to see what this was. INCREDIBLE

I don’t care how much of a mess my pussy makes on the furniture - it is too hot to exist in any state other than naked. In this essay I will

how tf do I write a personal statement??

WHAT EVEN IS A “”STUDY PLAN””????

I NEED HOW MUCH MONEY IN MY BANK ACCOUNT TO APPLY?????????

blogginjh:

Am Pokémon

widowelena:

delena endgame news so far:

  • ian and nina, playing delena obviously, were walking while holding hands near the gilbert house, they also filmed INSIDE the gilbert house
  • in cheeklane’s instagram nina appeared to have one of those fake pregnancy baby bumps on her lap (ASDKHAJKSH)
  • nina appeared to be using a ring during filming

  • they were casting a 5-9 year old kid which could be damon and elena’s son/daughter

CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW PERFECT ALL OF THIS SEEMS TO BE SO FAR BECAUSE THE THOUGHT OF PREGNANT ELENA MAKES ME INCREDIBLY EMOTIONAL

ershebet:

Conclusion of the transaction.

The deal was fixed with the wrong madame, with whom it is necessary, but it does not matter

tinysidestrashcaptain:

izzyfandoms:

januceit:

NOOO HES A DAD I CANT BE GAY FOR HIM GOD DAMN IT

Oh my god he looks amazing!!!!!

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ancientphantom: adhoption:adhoption:wilbdhm:haltraveler:ofbeautsandbeasts:ozymegdias: sai-fujiwara:

ancientphantom:

adhoption:

adhoption:

wilbdhm:

haltraveler:

ofbeautsandbeasts:

ozymegdias:

sai-fujiwara:

Vintage Phantom of the Opera movie poster featuring the cutest version of the Phantom ever.

I’m a bitch I’m a lover

we were all thinking it, so here it is XD

is it just me or


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