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C'est La Vie@unaverage-confessions
Tue, 25 Aug 2020 06:00:16

oh-yuliares:

Nicky/Joe from The Old Guard, based on this tweet:

Tweet from @BiologyCarly saying “The photographer told me to act normal so I gave a lecture on animal penisis…”ALT

Joe: “Hello Professor Genoa! My name is Joe, I’m here to take a photo for the article on your latest research grant!”

Nicky (internal): oh no he’s cute

Nicky: “Nice to meet you, Joe. Please, call me Nicky. Should I…?”

Joe: “No need to pose! Just act normal, pretend I’m not even here!”

Nicky (internal): oh no he smiled don’t panic be cool

Nicky: [launches into planned lecture] “Within the animal kingdom, there is a wide range of male genitalia-“

Nicky (internal): nooooooooooo

Nicky: “For example, the Argentine bluebird duck has the longest proportional-”

Joe, gazing adoringly at this beautiful man: Wow he knows so much about ~nature~

Comic panel 1: Hands hold a camera, looking at a photo of a man in the viewfinder. Next to it, text says “I think I’m in love.” Comic panel 2: A close-up picture of the man (Nicky) in the viewfinder. He wears a button up shirt, and is gesturing with his hands. Comic panel 3: Another close-up of Nicky, eyebrows raised, hands indicating something larger. Underneath, text says “I could listen to him all day”ALT


Comic panel 4: We zoom out to see Joe holding the camera. He’s seated in a coffee shop with Nile next to him, and Booker and Andy across from them. They have coffee on the table between them. Booker says “Sounds boring-” and Andy says “Hush”ALT
Comic panel 5: Joe stares at the camera with hearts. Next to him, Nile says, “Aww, Joe! What was he talking about?” Comic panel 6: Joe says “Mostly animal pensis! He knows so much!” Across the table, Andy looks furious and Booker spits out his coffee in surprise.ALT


Prompt suggested by Rebecca @theadventureofhistorygirl, font based on Winkle, and the image of the hands with camera traced from this stock image!

Comic panel 7: Andy is stabbing furiously at her phone saying “Who is. This CREEP. I will end them!” while Joe belatedly adds “Wait no! He’s a biologist! Andy stahp!”ALT
#yuli i cannot even handle this #i am still laughing #and it got better #amazing #stunning #a pure genius 
Himbos and Hyperfixations@hyper-fixate
Sun, 08 May 2022 12:01:11
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