#i cant sleeeeeep

Ruby:*Giving Jaune the gluk-gluk 3000*

Jaune: Fuck princess, that is so good. *Gluk intensifies* Now for some of what every good princess needs, a little pea–

~~Three Weeks Later~~

Jaune: And that’s why I haven’t gotten my dick sucked in nearly a month.

Sun: You played with fire my friend and unfortunately, you weren’t just burned but outright incinerated.

Mercury: And for what? ‘Peashooter’? What are you, fucking stupid? Sleep deprived?

Yang: *Begging, thoroughly traumatized by the intimate knowledge of Ruby’s suckgame* Fuck, can we just play cards!?

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This started out much cuter with a princess carry but it’s 5:01 AM and I can’t sleep despite really wanting to. At least this Jaune’s Father thing is fun to write.

Yang:*Chatting amicably with Blake before Combat class*

Jaune:*Walks hurriedly up to RWBY*

Weiss:*Focused on her scroll* Whatever it is, Arc, I’m not interested.

Jaune: *Frantically taps Yang’s shoulder*

Yang:*Turns* Yeah, whaddaya need vomit boy?

Jaune:*Pulls out Yang’s top and stares into her cleavage*

Yang:

Weiss:

Blake:

Ruby:

Yang:*Finally is able to speak* Okay, what in THE ACTUAL FUCK–

Jaune:*Still staring* Sorry, just checking to see if I have erectile dysfunction. *Lets Yang’s top snap back into place* Good news, I don’t! *Smiles winningly and walks away*

Yang:*Mouth hanging open* Holy shit why was that so fucking smooth?