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idrownfishes0:

Awkward

Yang: “How did last night go with Jaune? Was it bad? Do I have to punch him?”

Ruby, holding one of Qrow’s liquor bottles: “So uh, the date went well.” *pops it open*

Yang:“Uh-huh?”

Ruby: “We got back to his room. All our clothes came off, he asked if I was sure I was ready to make this happen.”

Yang: “Yeah, and?”

Ruby: “I saluted him and said ‘Aye-aye Cap'n!’”

Yang:.

Ruby: *takes a big swig* “And that’s the story of why I’m still a virgin and also drinking.”

Ruby:Dangit! The Only Drunk I Wanted To Be Was Cum Drunk!

lil-red-reaper:

Nine Days of Lancaster!

The lovely people of the Kingdom of Lancaster Discord server have come together, lead by AdAstra27, to organize another Nine Days of Lancaster!

The event runs from May 28th to June 5th and prompts are displayed below!

There are two prompts available per day, but you aren’t required to do both, nor do you have to do every single prompt or day. Just do what whichever ones you feel like and help us celebrate these two dorks and this wholesome ship!

Fanart, fanfic, and other creative mediums are accepted (though if you do something like a photo edit/collage using other peoples art please make sure you give proper credit).

Make sure to tag your submissions with #9DaysofLan22!

Edits in this post made by me

Jaune and Ruby art by Ein Lee

Lancaster emblem made by Emperial-Dawn

Awkward

Yang: “How did last night go with Jaune? Was it bad? Do I have to punch him?”

Ruby, holding one of Qrow’s liquor bottles: “So uh, the date went well.” *pops it open*

Yang:“Uh-huh?”

Ruby: “We got back to his room. All our clothes came off, he asked if I was sure I was ready to make this happen.”

Yang: “Yeah, and?”

Ruby: “I saluted him and said ‘Aye-aye Cap'n!’”

Yang:.

Ruby: *takes a big swig* “And that’s the story of why I’m still a virgin and also drinking.”

Bro Life

Jaune, hugging Ruby: “Even though you’re a girl, you’re still my bro!”

Ruby, sniffling: “Yeah! Bros for life! … We can still bang though right?”

Jaune: “Ruby. Just cause you’re in the bro-zone, doesn’t mean you can’t get the bro-bone.”

Enjoying Dessert

Ruby: Jaune, can you make a cream pie?

Jaune: A creampie?! Well… *Blushing*Yes

Ruby: Great, can you do one for me?

Jaune: What?!!

Ruby:*Puppy eyes*Please~

Jaune: If that is what you want.

Moments later:

Ruby: Fuck~ I told you a Cream Pie, not a Creampie! Ahh~

Jaune: So you want me to stop?

Ruby: Don’t you fucking dare! Mmm~

Ruby:*Giving Jaune the gluk-gluk 3000*

Jaune: Fuck princess, that is so good. *Gluk intensifies* Now for some of what every good princess needs, a little pea–

~~Three Weeks Later~~

Jaune: And that’s why I haven’t gotten my dick sucked in nearly a month.

Sun: You played with fire my friend and unfortunately, you weren’t just burned but outright incinerated.

Mercury: And for what? ‘Peashooter’? What are you, fucking stupid? Sleep deprived?

Yang: *Begging, thoroughly traumatized by the intimate knowledge of Ruby’s suckgame* Fuck, can we just play cards!?

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This started out much cuter with a princess carry but it’s 5:01 AM and I can’t sleep despite really wanting to. At least this Jaune’s Father thing is fun to write.

howlingday:

Ruby: (In combat) AFTER ALL, I’VE KILLED FOR LESS…

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Ruby: (After combat) Omigosh! That was so scary! I-I didn’t think he’d give up, but I’m so glad he did! I think I peed a little!

Weiss: ugh…your mood changes way too much for your own good you dolt, you get giddy over fighting Grimm and bad guys then at the end of the day you go into a mental break down afterwards, and don’t get me started how you always wet yourself every time that dunce comes up with a crime idea

Ruby: w-wha-?!, no!, Shut up!, Jaune just comes up with really great ideas!, yes they are unlawful but you can’t deny they give results!.

Nine Days of Lancaster!

The lovely people of the Kingdom of Lancaster Discord server have come together, lead by AdAstra27, to organize another Nine Days of Lancaster!

The event runs from May 28th to June 5th and prompts are displayed below!

There are two prompts available per day, but you aren’t required to do both, nor do you have to do every single prompt or day. Just do what whichever ones you feel like and help us celebrate these two dorks and this wholesome ship!

Fanart, fanfic, and other creative mediums are accepted (though if you do something like a photo edit/collage using other peoples art please make sure you give proper credit).

Make sure to tag your submissions with #9DaysofLan22!

Edits in this post made by me

Jaune and Ruby art by Ein Lee

Lancaster emblem made by Emperial-Dawn

wu-sisyphus-gang:

Jaune: I want Ruby to be happy but I also realize I’m not a part of that happiness.

Ruby: Bitch you being with me makes me happy. You know what would make me happier?

Jaune: What?

Rubygets down on one knee with a ring: You becoming my husband.

Jaune: …

Jaune:Hold up did I just get proposed?

gorillageek27:

Would your jaune ship walk up to jaune and slap his ass?

Ruby walks over and salpped Jaune’s ass

Jaune: Ruby what was that for?

Ruby didn’t expect Jaune to be awake

Ruby: uh I saw a bug

Jaune: hmm okay then

Jaune goes back to sleep while Ruby is still staring at his ass

Ruby:phew that was close. I almost let my horny side took over, ever since I met Jaune my horny side has been going out of control, I gotta try harder to control her

Horny Ruby:Aww c'mon let me take over I promise you won’t regret it

Ruby:No Jaune is my friend not your sex toy

Horny Ruby: You mean OUR sex toy AND husband

Ruby: >///<But we’re not married

Horny Ruby:Yet. Besides look at that ass of steel just waiting for a good spank or at least a good feel. How did you feel when you smacked his ass

Ruby:A little dirty, mostly turned on and just right at the same time

Horny Ruby: You already spanked it, now how about you give it a good squeeze, grope it.

Ruby:I . . I shouldn’t

Horny Ruby:C'mon you know you want to

Ruby: …

Ruby: I guess a little grab wouldn’t hurt

Ruby reaches for Jaune’s ass

Horny Rubyproud:Atta girl cop a feel of our man

juanarc-thethird:

Jaune-verse

Team Rwby and the rest of team _NPR are stuck between the universe trying to find their real Jaune. How they got here, don’t ask me, I don’t know. They finally found a bar where they can help them.

StoneJaune: Welcome! What can I do for you?

Ruby: Umm, we’re looking for our Jaune. He looks like this *Show a picture* Have you seen him?

StoneJaune: Hmm, I haven’t seen your friend, but maybe one of the boys knows. Come with me.

They all move into another room filled with different Jaune’s from different parallel universes.

StoneJaune: I present to you “The Boys”!

Stone Jaune starts pointing out Jaune’s randomly in the building. He first points out an old-looking Jaune who looks like a wizard, “He’s called Jaune.” He then points to a boy wearing a cheap cardboard version of Jaune’s armor. “He is Jaune.” He points to another version of Jaune again, but this time she is a girl with short hair but the same goofy smile. “She is Jaune.” Once again, he points out an angry Viking version of Jaune. “That’s Jaune.” He pointed to a ninja who was sitting in the back of the room “The one in the back is called Jaune”. And he again points to another version who has beautiful long hair, “That hairy one is called Jaune.” Lastly, he points out a llama version of Jaune.

StoneJaune: Then this other one is called… What was his name? Man, I forgot your name!

LlamaJaune: Jaune!

Yang:*quietly* That Llama can talk?

StoneJaune: Jaune? Jaune! Great! I won’t forget your name anymore, dude.

Ruby: They all have the same name?

StoneJaune: Eh? Why would you say that?

Weiss: Is one of them not named Jaune?

StoneJaune: Well…

He thinks for a moment.

StoneJaune:*Smiles* You are right, dude! That’s so surreal! We are all called Jaune!

Rubymumbles: I think I died and gone to heaven

Yang: What was that Ruby?

Ruby: NOTHING!!!

Blake clearly heard what Ruby said

Blakethought:Maybe Ruby isn’t as innocent as we thought she was

The Arc Soldier

(Summary: Jaune went missing few years ago on a mission with his team while his fiancé Ruby was waiting for him at home, when they got back she noticed Jaune wasn’t with them and noticed the sad looks on their faces and assumed the worst but REFUSED to believe that her Jaune was dead sacrificing distracting a huge horde of Grimm giving his team time to escape.) 

RWBY was on a mission when suddenly they were attacked by some soldiers wearing some strange uniform being led by a blonde masked man with a metal arm.

Ruby was going against the blonde leader as her team was fighting off the soldiers, they were going back and forth, dodging and attacking and neither one seemed to get a hit on each other when suddenly the blonde leader got Ruby in a choke hold. Out of desperation Ruby grabbed the blonde leader’s mask and put her other arm around his neck and threw him over her shoulder. The mask is in her hands and Ruby was ready for another fight but she froze when the blonde leader turned around and his face looks familiar, he looks like …

Rubytearing up: J-Jaune?

Blonde lead now revealed asJaune: Who the hell is Jaune?

His eyes that were once filled with love and happiness were now cold, dazed and worst of all empty.Taking the advantage of Ruby’s confusion and distraught, Jaune raised his pistol to shoot Ruby but the gun was shot out of metal hand, he looked around to see who did but noticed he was surrounded he raised his arms to surrender but as they got closer to him Jaune pulled out a smoke grenade and threw it to the ground. Everyone was caught off guard and started coughing as the smoke cleared Jaune was gone.

Ruby was still shocked staring at the spot where Jaune was, soon the shock wore off and anger took it’s place as she used her semblance to go to Beacon to find Ozpin. She wants answers and she wants them NOW!!!

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ALL THINK AND IF YOU WANT TO ADD SOMETHING MORE TO THIS YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO.

howlingday:

Jaune finds a bird with an injured wing. How does your ship react?

Jaune was helping the bird and noticed his wife was staring at him

Jaune: Is something on your mind Ruby?

Ruby: Nothing, it’s just you keep giving more and more reasons to fall in love with you all over again

Jaunesmiles: I love you too hun.

lordofwought:

Reblog if you ship Jaune ArcwithRuby Rose

You don’t need to ask I’m all for this ship

howlingday:

Jaune: But you said you were into bad boys!

Girl: Yeah, bad boys, like “Shut up, Mom!” kind of guys, not this federal offense criminal crap!

Rubypops up out of nowhere: Well I on the other hand thought Jaune was hot when he made a plan to steal the airship

Jaune: Where did you come from?

Rubyhugs Jaune’s arm and drags him: Not important now come on you and I are going on a date

Jaune: O-okay

Rubyturns to look at the girl with a smug on her face: Have fun with your petty back talking boy while I go out with a REAL man~

Girl glares jealously:

Rubycontinues to gloat: and FYI my man wears two belts for a reason~

Girl glares harder:

Sorry if it seems like I’m stealing it from you howlingday.

To everyone who followed me or enjoyed my Lancaster stuff I gotta say I didn’t expect to get many followers or love for that matter, I really expected to be hated or insulted just for posting about my favorite ship which is Lancaster (Jaune x Ruby) but everyone has been nothing but nice, you all have been liking some of my stuff even though some stuff are lancaster content I reposted from others with adding my little bit (to those people I’m sorry), and sending asks even though most stuff I write don’t make any damn sense (Sorry in advance for the confusion in my stories) I’m not leaving I just wanna express my gratitude and say Thank You Everyone LANCASTER FOR LIFE

Ruby hugs Jaune while threatening everyone at Beacon

Ruby: If anyone messes with my man I’m gonna shove Crescent Rose up your ass dry and pull the trigger

I really wanna see an AU where Ruby who drinks, smokes and very rude to everyone, falls in love with Jaune but doesn’t show it and vows to make Jaune hers and only hers

Ruby was packing for her solo mission but it appears she is missing something

Ruby: hmm I have my cookies, my ammo and my sleeping bag but what am I missing

Jaune comes in to wish her luck

Jaune: Hey Ruby-

Ruby picks Jaune up and stuff him in her bag the best she could

Ruby: ah there it is my personal stress reliever now I feel complete

Jaune: I’m sorry what?

Rubyblushing: I-I mean my fuck to- I mean my dild- Uh I mean my training partner yeah thats it

Jaune: …

Rubysweating nervously: …

Jaune: alright well onward training partner

Ruby sighed in relief but a perverted evil smile is on her face as she has something planned for her boyfriend and what Jaune didn’t know is that deep in her bag there is a leash with a collar that says PROPERTY OF RUBY ROSE.

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