#i choked

theworsethingsgettheharderifight:

anyway lol here’s my intrusive thought for the day

osees:

One of the funniest things that ever happened to me was when I saw the national at a music festival and in the middle of the set the lead singer man was like “is that building over there a jail? Wow, I hope that our music brings them some joy. This one goes out to you, all you brave people” and I looked at the building and it was a fucking post office

sarahgaskarth1487:

The limp wrist I can’t fucking breathe lmao

duplexide:

pearls-forehead:

aftermath-meme:

dothepropaganda:

artsekey:

i-hold-the-snitch:

supremesaudi:

She was poetry, but he couldn’t read.”

His name was jarred hes nineteen

When his parents built a very strange machine

watch that scene dig in the dancing queen

aaaay macarena 

Horrible job everyone

if u didn’t stan him during season 1 u don’t deserve him at whenever this fucking season was GOD DAMN

I really love stageplay bromides cuz when else are we gonna get soukoku power posing together like they’re the baddest bitches on ANTM

✨ SMIZE BB SMIZE ✨

mariussansmerci:

It must be so annoying for everyone to assume you only got the part because you slept with the patron when actually you got the part because you slept with the opera ghost

mrspider:

remembering the time i ate an entire loaf of pumpkin bread and my mom got so enraged she called me a “little loaf eating freak”

allfather-we-stan:

Oh shit oh fuck there is someone at the door

avendell:

Close Jude and Cardan

people died

fanmaiden:

So I’ve been reading lore