was looking at the “list of books considered to be the worst” and decided to check libgen for a William McGonagall poetry collection. i don’t know what I expected
i think this guy’s fondness for writing poems about disasters is what elevates it
If this man wrote a eulogy for me I would return from the grave out of spite and hatred
Achievement unlocked: write poetry so bad it gets you posthumous shout-outs from Terry Pratchett, Spike Milligan, J.K. Rowling, Billy Connolly, Ripley’s Believe It or Not, and the Scots translation of Asterix
You know what, I can totally get behind the whole monster-fucker thing despite being aroace because I’m aroace. The reasons are twofold:
One, unlike most sexual relationships that get foisted on me in media, monster-fuckers will take the time to actually establish an emotional connection between the characters that I can truly see as the basis for a healthy relationship.
And, two, sex is already weird as hell to me. It might as well include tentacles.
so@galadhremminmadethis post about uhhh horse!sauron and i blacked out and my hand got possessed and when i came to, this was in my sketchbook, definitely not an ominous horse at all!! i’m sure this is a perfectly normal equine
Tbh the tenderness and hesitancy in Jon’s voice in the this scene is about as close to tact as he gets and it just makes me *clenches fist* feel so many fuckin things
