Came across a lovely fellow on Pinterest who genuinely thinks Alastor paints his nails pink and was wondering why he painted his entire fingertips pink as well.
It’s 3:50 am and I’m sitting in my kitchen making fancy noodles (shin rayun) with egg and cheese (don’t knock it til you try it). I’m also debating on if I should write about my current love life or just my life in general. Both are ALOT so just bare with me… Now that I’m actually thinking about it I think I’ll just talk about my person today; you know to go with the theme of my blog.
Well the last time I talked to you was a year or so ago. (I really should write in the blog more) I was with my ex in his hometown, oh yeah he’s my ex now. When I got back home we stayed together for a few more months. He even came to visit me; when that happened I realized that we worked better as friends so I broke it off earlier September 2019. Rewind to July 2019, I met my current person. We worked together and we just clicked IMMEDIATELY. He’s literally everything I asked for in a guy. That’s when I knew I needed to end things with my ex. Okay fast forward to September 2019, we had a mad sexual tension so a few days before I quit my job I asked him if he wanted to be FWBs (friends with benefits). Hey, why not I’m a few days single, he’s attractive and I would like to have sex with him (don’t judge me, I just like sex). He agreed but we didn’t have sex until freaking November! In the time between we would chill in my car after work and talk, listen to music, and just vibe together. After we had sex the rest was history. He was mine even though we weren’t together but I knew he was mine. Oh! He also was with someone but I didn’t find out until we had sex a few times. But he ended things with her and now the rest is history.
Our current status, he’s my boyfriend :3 I love him, no question about it. It feels like he’s my other half like we were meant to be together. I don’t even think about other guys. Just him, I know he feels the same just by the way he looks at me. God I’m blushing.. lol. The song Natural by that stupid bitch Sabrina Claudio reminds me of us. I just love spending time with him. He’s my favorite person that I’m not related to. Our birthdays are 4 days apart and we are just the same person. Well 89% the same person, the other 11% is clearly our differences which I don’t mind. But my noodles are done. Ttyl
Look. I think we can all understand that wanton, voluptuous vampire ladies eating a baby undoubtedly says something about Stoker and women, but let me just submit that Bram “I worked in theaters all my life” Stoker might also have a few things against babies.
Like, one of his short stories (“The Dualitists”) is about using babies as dualing weapons and then lethally shooting them out of a canon.
Another one of his short stories (”A Baby Passenger”), drops the following lines:
“All babies are malignant; the natural wickedness of man, as elaborated at the primeval curse, seems to find an unadulterated effect in their expressions of feeling. The baby was a peculiarly fine specimen of its class. It seemed to have no compunction whatever, no parental respect, no natural affection, no mitigation in the natural virulence of its rancor.”
Bram Stoker’s son, Irving Stoker (1879-1961), reading these passages like
