#i mean yeah

northwindow:

when i was reading the book entangled life which is about fungi and the author merlin sheldrake said that once he got his first author copies he was going to dampen the pages and use them to grow oyster mushrooms and yeast and then use the yeast to brew beer and then drink the beer with the mushrooms to complete the cycle of fungal knowledge. i was like really and truly this guy gets it

bi-bi-richie:

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Happy Halloween my forgottenfollowers! Today I’m rewatching It (2017) so I’m gonna drop a little rewatch commentary and pretend like I haven’t been gone for months :)

Man fuck this boat and her pronouns

Georgie just eats shit like five minutes into this movie and gets his arm ripped off in the next second. Georgie Denbrough and the terrible, horrible, no good very bad day

“They slice the tip of his dick off” “but then Stan will have nothing left!” THESE KIDS LMAOO-

Richie’s eyes behind those glasses are one of the best parts of this movie the bug eyes they give him omg

That flute woman scary as shit she looks like my drunk ass aunt

These kids straight up don’t have survival instincts like something terrifying happens and they’re like “oh shit!!!! I’m gonna follow it”

I love how Richie has a crush on Eddie at this point and his method of handling that is chucking some sewer trash at him. I love this little gay loser <3

Fucking Dr. Keene or whatever came on and my brother went “Jesus Christ he just looks like a pervert”

zeninnaoya:

i wanna see something. reblog this and tag whether youve ever slept in jeans 

tabathasfinsta:

this should be my disclaimer across all social media sites

babiebucky:

this is immensely funny to me

stonerfag:

stonerfag:

This was so evil. Yes it was the full post

OBSESSED with the idea of calling tumblr blaze a pvp feature

divinecruelty:

Take my quiz -> If you were a horror weird girl, what would happen when you finally snap?

So what you’re saying is…

I snapped a while ago and everything’s finally falling into place for me.

I mean…

Yeah.

daystarsearcher:

The weather: *sound of a lightning strike less than a mile away, tornado siren goes off, wind howls and rain starts really bucketing*

Every Midwesterner: oh wow sounds serious, better go outside and scope out the situation

corporateaccount:

headspace-hotel:

headspace-hotel:

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headspace-hotel:

concept: that thing they do to cleopatra where they make her dress super slutty just because they can but it’s male historical figures

losing my mind over the idea of slutty emperor Constantine

I’mjust saying there’s technically no reason why we shouldn’t draw Napoleon reclining seductively in stilettos with his military jacket showing cleavage spilling all the way down to his silk tights that cling to his full, round cheeks and emphasize his bulging crotch

“He who wants to be obeyed…must know how to command.” -Niccolo Machiavelli, depicted wielding a riding crop and stepping on a bound and gagged guy using his six-inch shiny black heels

trans-cuchulainn:

sinni-ok-sessi:

academic networking, or as I like to think of it, hanging around people long enough that they add you to their dropbox of illicit and highly topic-specific pdfs

academic group chats:

I’m scared of second semester

knives-and-kink:

Are you liking all my posts because you want to hear me moan or what?

hickeywiththegoodhair:

rb if you’ve seen a dead body, like if you haven’t (the reason why im asking is that i first saw one when i was like 17 or something, but the other day this 65 year old lady told me she’d never seen one and i wanna know which one of us is abnormal in this)

crybabyboyscout:

Pullhis hair, grab himbyhisthroat

tywvin:

I think so many people mistake the ‘you should reblog’ message with ‘I’m greedy and all I want is notes’ when it’s really not at all like that.

When creators say they’re discouraged from creating because their posts get no notes, they don’t mean they will refuse to create unless their last edit reaches at least 1k notes. What they mean is that the effort they’re putting into creating something purely out of inspiration and the need to share their passion and creativity with the world is being consumed and forgotten, just like it is on Instagram. Tumblr has changed from having an even reblog-like ratio, or even twice as many reblogs as likes, to being another social media where users consume content instead of sharingit.

We’re not trying to force you to reblog everything or want you to fill your blog with things you don’t like. But Tumblr is built on reblogs and likes. This is not a fast-food company where you can order something, consume it, and then throw it away. The very base of this website is sharing, as opposed to Instagram. Here, likes don’t give our posts exposure, reblogs do.

Notes are not the problem, the fact that you want new content without supporting creators is. So yeah, don’t be surprised if creators stop creating because nobody wants to share their creations.

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

And its like…. people dont even fucking realizehow special tumblr is

Tumblr doesn’t have verified checkmarks. Tumblr doesn’t have an algorithm to you show ❝The Best Stuff❞. Tumblr doesn’t display how many followers you have. Tumblr isn’t obsessed with subscriptions. 

Tumblr is an evenplaying field compared to websites like Twitter, Instagram, and Youtube. Which means its up to us, the users, to spread the word of people we enjoy– the way the internet shouldbe.

I’m not asking you to reblog shit you don’t like. I’m not asking you to reblog everything out of pity. But when you see a post you genuinely like, reblog it.

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

My intention isn’t to BOSS people around. But people who don’t create on tumblr really have to understand that if creators stop posting here, you won’t have anything else to like but maybe memes. If you want content to circle around to your dashboard… you have to pay it forward and reblog. That is why this website is dying. The Ban is not the only reason.

fantasma-doodles:

bread–quest:

tumblr is a small town and jonathan is a Smart Boy from said town who’s going to Go Places (specifically transylvania apparently) but we’ve all known him since he was young and so we eagerly gather in the marketplace every day to exchange news and ask each other if we’ve heard the latest from jonathan

thank u so much for the mental image op

thesaltyspice:

personally i believe shakespeare would be thrilled to see his plays turned into trashy teen rom coms

finrays:

catboywormkin:

news is good sometimes.

TECHNICALLY you can start a phylogenetic tree anywhere… so it’s backed by science too.

ana-bolism:

Booby traps? Sure, I would easily fall into a trap if I saw boobs

doing-my-demibest:

idkwhoiamanymorebutwtf:

imgoingtogobacktheresomeday:

maximum-marrs:

theyfoundit:

gyiygas:

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

I did both with and without spaces, both are accurate

I mean

Welp

These tags are me tbh.

Great it’s me

dankmemeuniversity:

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