#i wish i queue

myassmatheory:

frank-bennedetto:

breefolk-hates-staff:

The thing that cracks me up about the Addams Family is that they literally live in their own family cemetery, but no one ever asks the most important question: what the fuck kills an Addams?

Like, they literally have cartoon invulnerability. They intentionally put themselves through physical torture, electrocution, falling from ridiculous heights, etcetera, and they always come out completely unscathed. In the movies, they’re actually shown giving the baby a mixture that includes raw egg and vodka, among other things, for regular feedings, which, if you need to be told is bad then you ought to have your parenting license revoked.

So, how do all of the graves get there? What horrid fate could possibly KILL an Addams? The world may never know.

They leave when they are done

They just nappin they’ll get up when they’re done

coffeepeople:

I find it endlessly fascinating that most humans just want someone who will get up in the middle of the night to close the windows with them when it starts down pouring. We want someone to dry our dishes after we wash them. We just want another person to do mundane activities with. We want to tell someone how the copy machine broke at work and we want to listen to how Debra is causing office drama again. We just want something so simple. We want human connection and honesty and to be bored with someone else instead of bored alone. 

jfaisal:

I wanna sit on a rooftop with someone at 3am just looking at the stars.