#ice flower

Blake: Is Ruby dead or just asleep?

Weiss: Hopefully dead, she’s been annoying me lately, she refuses to leave my house, we have lunch together, go to sleep together…

Ruby, waking up: You CHOSE to marry me!

Weiss: [during a game] Quick, name a yellow fruit!

Ruby, panicking:Orange?!

Ruby, spreading her arms wide open: I love you this much!

Weiss: Love me more

Weiss, realising she stepped on an ant: Oh no

Ruby: Has anyone seen my pet ant?

Weiss: OH NO

Weiss: I’m trapped

Blake: Just push Ruby off your lap. She won’t wake up

Weiss: Absolutely not! I’m not a monster

Waiter: Alright, that will be $23.50, how would you like to pay?

Ruby:

Weiss:

Ruby:Grrr

Weiss:No

Ruby: It’s my turn!

Weiss: I’ll pay!

Ruby: I’ve got money!

Weiss: Let me provide for you!

Weiss, to Ruby: So I hear you like bad girls

Ruby :Well-

Weiss: Tell her, Blake

Blake: She’s literally the worst

[After marriage]

Ruby: Isn’t this great?!

Weiss: Not really

Ruby, looking down from the top bunk: What’s wrong?