Summary:You hate him, he hates you. You were both fine staying in your own lanes–until you’re forced to work together on a make-or-break project for your company.
A/N: So–Grammys Yoongi would not let me rest and attacked me from all sides. He basically just wrote all of the content for this update! Also, the next few chapters will contain scenes heavily inspired by (actually, some directly lifted) from the movie, Someone Like You (2001). It’s a fun, albeit cliché, rom-com but one of my faves! I just thought it would be cute to incorporate some of them in this storyline because I just live for Joon and YN’s bickering! If you know the movie…ssshhhh no spoilers!
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SO THE SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT HAS ME CRINGINGGGGG OMG that whole explanation was so unnecessary
But hah, Namjoon took it in stride, it was actually pretty ahem, big, of him.
Yoongi, is so wonderful. Why is he giving me Gradation!Jin energy, I mean
Career, check, handsome, check, mature, check, quick on his feet when his supposed girlfriend acts awkward, check, BUT NO YN WANTS TO THINK ABOUT NAMJOON WHEN SHE’S KISSING YOONGI MA'AM YOU ARE A WALKING RED FLAG but I am still on your side so
That blunt banter tho I SEE YOU SHINA. I’M SENSING PRIMAL SEXUAL TENSION RN, AND I F**KING LOVE IT,
Side note, is Celina taken,,,, asking for a friend,,
Read intersect or you’re a hoe (not that there’s anything wrong with that either)
so i didn’t know when u use a main tag, it is for ✌✨positive vibes✨✌ only ! and that we should not criticize or say anything remotely critical about anything in the main tags ! ! i apologize for being a hater and i will use the anti tags from now on bc my opinion could potentially ruin the ~vibes~
Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.
ME2 really gives the vibe that Garrus is out here just. chugging energy drinks and thinkin’ bout Vengeance and Sniping and maybe flexibility without a single moment of rest. No time for sleep, Shepard, it can wait a minute, he’s gotta calibrate-
(cue “CALIBRATE THIS” and him promptly getting hogtied and forced into bed)
told my parents i miss archaeology and my mom was, very sympathetically, like: “do you want to dig holes in the garden?” and i was like. yes. i want to dig holes in the garden.
my wife, after reading this to me aloud: It’s your people! …do you want me to break a clay pot for you to put back together?
me, burying my face in my hands: Maybe…?
These are both moods, but unfortunately I am primarily a bioarchaeologist. (IE, I specialize in digging up old human skeletons.) And, uh, home-made bioarchaeology is tragically discriminated against by law enforcement.
Only if you get caught
This whole post took an unexpected turn
Out of work paleontologists can take a page out of the Girl Scouts handbook and eat a chicken, clean the bones, encase them in a mud and plaster mix, then chip it back out. Which is legitimately how Girl Scouts earn their paleontology badge.
… I rebuilt my chicken by modeling muscles back onto the bones using clay, then putting skin on it and making it look like a dinosaur….
Perfect. Exactly the right way to add a part 2 to this project.
enrichment
How do I explain Plato’s allegory of the cave to quarantined archeologists?
