crayyola:

apparently ur last 5 non face emojis are ur aestuetic. ❤️‍‍♂️ AWWW

❤️

LOL it looks so Italian

effemimaniac:

ppl with really long queues amuse me, like, they will like your post and then you find out within 3-10 business days whether they also thought it worthy of reblogging

lizardsfromspace:

My greatest fear? Yeah, I’d have to say that it’s developing a time machine & going back to November 24, 1971 on a flight from Portland to Seattle to solve the mystery of D.B. Cooper, but wait, there is no D.B. Cooper onboard, and oh god I’m sitting in his seat, and I have to become D.B. Cooper and hijack that plane to preserve history and prevent a paradox

Yours is spiders? Yeah I can see that haha

yamujiburo:

will tumblr let me keep this up?

tits-n-trix:

lovedripdrop:

catchymemes:

Wild

This is 100% the future liberals want

aerialsquid:

shutupmerlin:

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3.Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5.The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6.My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

shadow-of-a-dream:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

vellicour:

christopher575:

This is the only good tiktok

watatsumi-island:

they-callme-ami:

gaycism:

Reblogging again cause this is hilarious

I…..I….this is so….relatable???

elytrians:

elytrians:

elytrians:

nobody who’s ever drawn or been a fan of a “tumblr sexyman” will ever be on the level of some 19th century artists with satan

satan, the original sexyman

sunspira:

bluesargentsclues:

nuggetemily:

letshearitforthisclown:

watching steven universe is the polar opposite of eating pussy

literally every kind of tumbler discourse is happening in the notes of this

Here’s a sampler if you don’t want to spend hours scrolling through:

It’s like this sometimes.

Send some good vibes to that special someone!

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i forgot about when john mulaney says

teachers: you missed the importance of the speech about the danger of cliques

kid: what’s a clique

teachers: a group of kids

kid: you mean like having friends

teachers: no cause these people make fun of other people

kid: oh you mean like having friends

because whole mood all my friends do is make fun of people including each other and it’s GREAT

evilwizard:

normal-horoscopes:

WIZARD COUNCIL ANNOUNCEMENT: Please stop attaching knives to weather balloons and just letting them go

what kind of maniac would do such a thing

yeahiwasintheshit:

menace-disorder:

Only day you can rb this

Let me tell you, I started singing immediately

thegaymertrainer:

crtter:

catboydivorce:

horse-is-a-horse-of-course:

thanks to iceland i can post on tumblr dot com

https://www.visiticeland.com/outhorse-your-email/

elliotjonesss:

arabella-ardor:

innithotel:

x

chilewithcarnage:

mothmanismyuncle:

funny-tik-toks:

THE WIND UP

IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*

this is literally a live action looney toon lol

tiktoksformyfriends:

[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

batmanisagatewaydrug:

creating-a-mess:

100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.

love that for 100 years people have looked at these beasts and thought “heehee what if the big one wore the little one like a hat”

zinzinina:

POV: You’re attempting to do an interview and somebody just admitted to being a monsterfucker.

xueyangapologist:

igbygoesdown:

do people understand that aesthetically tiktokking their skincare routine is, and I’m not exaggerating, American Psycho behavior

phantom-lyon:

sliversoakley2-deactivated20210:

THE FUCKING ENDING