#im not funny

LIVE

Sukuna voice: walk into the club like what up i got a big gAME CONSOLE

Fellas is it gay to

  • Try to walk from Italy to Austria for another man only on a hunch that he’s alive
  • Softly hold his face in your hands upon finding him
  • Persistently track him down when he magically appears in the 21st century and doesn’t remember you
  • Reminisce about him while staring dramatically into the distance off of a bridge
  • Almost let him kill you but persuade him not to with a cheesy, heartfelt phrase
  • Track him down in Bucharest after he was accused of a terrorist bombing
  • Protect/defend him and become a criminal
  • Betray multiple governments for him
  • Leave your now ex-friend to freeze and die in Siberia for him
  • Pout when he gets shoved in the freezer
  • Stare at him lovingly when you reunite to fight a giant evil space raisin

So I’ve been playing Mario, and this happened-

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