I know its awful and tragic and all but when Caleb got to the mental asylum part of his backstory all my goblin brain could think of was the many wattpad esc fan fictions I had to read and edit for my friends during eighth grade
You know you’re way (waaaaaay) too much of an ABBA fan when you get all excited about the fact that the author of an IR article you have to read is called Christian Reus-Smit………
if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out
“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it
