#im so sure this has been done before

Lily: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?

Remus: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kill him.

Dorcas: tackle him.

Marlene: dump him.

Sirius: kick him in the shin.

James: no to all of those. just ask me to lean down.