50 (kind of) random writing prompts!

1. “No double dipping”

2. “That mouth of yours, does it ever stop making noise”

3. “I guess my legs just won’t take me up the stairs. Looks like you’re gonna have to”

4. “I personally think you’re the biggest idiot I’ve ever met, but that’s just me.”

5. “Why won’t you let me kiss you already”

6. “I think skirts were made to cover up your bum not the opposite”

7. “No! Keep the lights on”

8. “Stop snoring you sound like an cow”

9. “Jesus, put a shirt on”

10. “Seven minutes in heaven is for teenagers”

11. “You’re acting like a toddler”

12. “Face it you’re mad at me for being cuter than you”

13. “I swear if I cry you have to buy me dinner”

14. “You’re a pig”

15. “If you take one more fry I will kill you”

16. “Keeps your elbows off the table”

17. “It’s your turn to cook”

18. “This cake tastes like crap”

19. “You know one day I’m just going to stop buying new TVs”

20. “Are you sure you can count to 10”

21. “Your driving is absolute garbage”

22. “Where did you hide my keys this time”

23. “Pass the salt before I have a break down”

24. “Slam that door one more time and I’ll shove my foot straight up your *insert profanity*”

25. “Why do you have to be so annoying yet so perfect all the time”

26. “Why are my bed sheets wet”

27. “Jesus Christ! Knock next time would you”

28. “It’s not that bad”

29. “I’m over here trying to sleep and your over there trying to get into my pants”

30. “Your shirt looks like it was drug through the mud”

31. “Oh my lord fix your hair, it looks like a birds nest”

32. “Stop! You’re making my ears bleed”

33. “You were the ugliest child that I have ever seen”

34. “Your mom thinks I’m an idiot”

35. “Oh quit your whining”

36. “Do you have a mute button”

37. “Is annoying people a hobby of yours, because if so maybe you should try knitting”

38. “How many photos can one have of a person”

39. “You have money go and get yourself a blanket that’s not mine”

40. “Sometimes I think you’re very cute other times i want to bash your head in”

41. “It must be impossible living with you”

42. “Roses are so cliché, so get me roses”

43. “You’re awfully cute when you’re not talking”

45. “I don’t feel like doing it therefore you have to”

46. “You’re breath smells like a sewer”

47. “It’s called reading maybe you should try it sometime”

48. “There is a thing called chairs, love”

49. “Well it’s kind of hard to move when you’re sitting on my lap”

50. “Come on just one more kiss”

Queen/BoRhap writing prompts!

These can be used for any fandom but I had both Queenandthe Beatles in mind while writing these. This is my first time doing this but I figured if I’m not going to write a fic why not help others out! I hope these aren’t crappy, oops.

1. “Why are your lips so god damn soft”

2. “You’re such a tease”

3. “You’re hot when you’re mad”

4. “Stop blushing so much people are gonna start wondering”

5. “What if (band members/persons name) walks in”

6. “Turn on the lights I want to see your face”

7. “Why would he write a song about me”

8. “It’ll be our little secret”

9. “Tell me how does one dance so badly”

10. “Cause I love you.” “Yah?” “Yah yah.” [that was so bad and cheesy]

11. “We are at an important dinner we can’t just leave”

12. “I’m tired of scrabble, how about a game of truth or dare”

13. “Pinky promise”

14. “You have horrible taste in music”

15. “Shirts have buttons for a reason”

16. “Take a picture it’ll last longer”

17 “If I’m that bad then come teach me”

18. “That skirt’s awfully short”

19. “Quiet down someone is going to hear us”

20. “Don’t call me cute. I’m not cute”

-I’ll be making more of these for sure but this was my first time making a prompt list and I don’t really know if I did it right but eh. Also sorry that they’re bad I’m just not that creative, oof. (sorry that it’s so short I’ll try and make some longers lists but for my first one this should be good-ish)

Imagine Prompts?

Hey everyone! Feel free to request or choose a prompt and let me know! Love you! 

1. “You’re not jealous, are you?”
2. “I hate that I love you!”
3. “Why did you do it?”
4. “Drunk words are sober thoughts
5. “I miss you”
6. “I thought you loved me”
7. “If you walk out right now, it’s over between us”
8. “You’re not the person I fell in love with, you’ve changed”
9. “I don’t love you anymore”
10. “This was a mistake”
11. “We’re just friends, aren’t we”
12. “You’re my best friend. Come on you know that”
13. “When are you going to open up your eyes and see I love you”
14. “It’s just one of those things. He loves her, she loves him and everyone can see it, but them”
15. “I wish I never met you”
16. “I need you” (smut or fluff let me know)
17. “I want us”
18. “I love you”
19. “What happened to us?”
20. “I don’t hate you. I never did”
21. “Was it worth it?”
22. “You never really loved me, did you?”                                                            
23. “You are so beautiful”
24. “Can I kiss you?”
25. “I hate you, but I’m falling in love with you and I can’t stop it.”
26. “Bite me” “Well, if you insist”
27. “You can’t just leave” “Watch me”
28. “Why are you looking at me like that?”
29. “Did it hurt?”
30) “Do you regret it?”
31) “There never was an us”
32. “I don’t know if I can do this anymore”
33. “I’m sorry”
34. “You’re so cheesy”
35. “Do you love me?”
36. “When are you going to get it? I never wanted you to change! I loved you the way you were!”
37. “Can we cuddle?”
38. “You’re mine and I don’t share”
39. “Are you going to kiss me or not?”
40. “Come over and make me then”
41. “No strings attached?”
42. “This is awkward”
43. “You heard me. Take the damn thing off”
44. “Marry me” (Joke or serious)
45. “Its’s awkward….. Maybe we should make out?”
46. “I don’t care anymore.”
47. “You don’t know jackshit”
48. “Every time you do that to yourself, just know you’re hurting me too”
49. “You’re still my favourite”
50. “She hates me, doesn’t she?”
51. “I want the old you back”
52. “I really don’t care about your stupid reputation”
53. “You can push me away as much as you want. You can try to lock yourself away and act like I don’t exist or like you hate me, but I’ll always come back”
54. “Fuck it”
55. “Was it just a game for you?”
56. “Is that mine?”
57. “I lied”
58. “We can share a bed, its only one night”
59. “If youb ever really loved me, there wouldn’t even be a choice”
60. “Maybe they are right” “Don’t say it, please don’t say it” “Maybe we aren’t suppose to be together”
61. “You’re friends don’t like me”
62. “He/She is mine”
63. “Try me”
64. “I’d rather die then forgive you”
65. “I think we all know who wears the pants in this relationship”
66. “Its funny because I used to think it was wrong to hate someone so much that you want them to die, but then I met you and I realized I don’t care”
67.  “I can’t move on from something that wasn’t supposed to end!”
68. “ I lied when I told you I didn’t love you.  You needed to move on, you weren’t suppose to love me and I needed to protect you from me.”
69. “This was a mistake”
70. “I’m tired of loving someone who doesn’t love me back”
71. “All you ever do is date assholes and I have to watch you get heartbroken over and over again because you are too blind to see that I’m in love with you”
72. “Sometimes I feel like I wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”
73. “I don’t know why but somewhere inside me I still have hope that you would fall in love with me. how pathetic is that?”
74. “Please don’t make this harder than it needs to be.”
75. “Why does it hurt so much?” “Because it was real. Because it was love, you actually loved him.”
76. “I came here to explain what happened, and I’m not leaving until you listen.”
77. “I wasn’t going to wait around for you forever.”
78. “you’re an idiot” “Yeah, but I’m you’re idiot”
79. “You lied to me”, “No I just avoided telling you the truth”, “That’s lying you bastard!”.
80. “Just come here and hug me you little shit”