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fullmetalfisting:

butt-puncher:

fullmetalfisting:

obviously your cock is going to have to be out but thats how hermes would want it 

Needed to draw this

I also posted this drawing on its own

OMG?!

where is the lie tho

theshitpostcalligrapher:POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in wh

theshitpostcalligrapher:

POV your fiance drew short straw and had to go do baby attorney things in whatever hell-journey his employer threw him at

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ratcity:

vibe check roundup for tonight is someone recording the new my chem show on a Nintendo DS and Johnny Knoxville wearing the cunt necklace in the club

Did you know we also do rentals! Yes ma'am! Yes sir! This Dapper gentleman with the impeccable musta

Did you know we also do rentals! Yes ma'am! Yes sir! This Dapper gentleman with the impeccable mustache recently rented our green wool with tan leather Edward to officiate a wedding! #dapper #weddings #darkgardencorsetry #rentalcouture #hayesvalley #handmadeinSF #corsets #stealthcorset #bridal #groom #groomsmen #bridalparty #impeccable #impeccablemustache


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maria-aegyptiaca:

Okay. Seared brown butter venison. On a bed of homemade labneh. With basil, rosemary, preserved ginger and cocoa nib crumble. And a blackberry and red wine vinegar sauce

thousand-winters:

I’m in tears over this ad from a law firm:

The caption says “we’ll process your divorce, contact us here”.

The picture itself says “do you want to get a divorce? We’ll help you”.

AND YES, THOSE ARE ALADOR AND ODALIA. I’M CRYING. IT’S BEEN LIKE THREE DAYS. Iconic divorce.

Edit: This is very much real, I assure you all. If you go check out their FB page, they also have a comment in this particular post offering a discount on your lawsuit against Dana Terrace for the future emotional damage that will be inflicted upon us on saturday lmao.

im just gonna say it: sirius & harry deserved the same hype irondad got

therubymute:

“One of the Twelve demon Trolls, Lauren vs the Nightmare Hashira, Hope!”

Would you become a demon to protect your sister? This is the choice Lauren made in this Au of an Au, so Hope must stop her before any more trouble is caused in (insert location).

I wanted to do this cool thing where in this story My Johanna® and @cactincactout Johanna© are like twins right, Johanna© has Lauren and Hilda as daughters like normal while Johanna® had a daughter who died and ended up adopting a child(Hope) to help feel that void. While on a mission Lauren and Hilda encounter one of the original twelve demon trolls, it ends with Hilda being held hostage which leads to Lauren being forced into becoming a new member of the twelve.

I also wanted to do more of an action shot with Lauren but I couldn’t think of a demon art for her….so if I ever get an idea for one I’ll probably do another Image (suggestions are beyond welcome!)

Roles

-Hope= Nightmare Breathing Hashira

-Lauren= Twelve DT/Former Hashira of [Undecided breathing art]

-Johanna®= retired Specialty Breathing Hashira

-Johanna©= Undecided occupation

-Hilda = In training to be Hashira

This whole this was mainly made due to the fact I realized I never made a cool big piece to Lauren even though I’ve drawn her a good bit of times, so I had to make something that was “Ruby giving it 100%!”.

Lastly, if you have any questions I’ll be happy to answer them.

OH MY GOSH PH MY GOSH I REALISED I NEVER REBLOGGES THIS HERE AAAAAAAAH RUBYYYYYY THIS IS SO AMAZING IK I ALREADY SCREAMED ABT THIS BUT STILL OH MY GOSH IT LOOKS LIKR A SCREENSHOT FROM AN ANIME AAAAAAAAA

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