#inbox meme
Send ⌨️ for my muse to make a facebook status about yours
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Send ️ + an item to give my muse’s dog that food or item
Send + a question about my muse’s family and my muse will have to answer with 100% honesty.
Send to give my muse’s dog a treat
Bonus points if you specify what kind of treat you give them
Starters with muses that have dogs
Add (+) for the reverse scenario
- Send to pet my muse’s dog
- Send to give my muse’s dog a treat (bonus points if you specify)
- Send to play fetch with my muse’s dog
- Send to play tug-of-war with my muse’s dog
- Send ⁉️ to find my muse’s dog with something in it’s mouth that they shouldn’t have
- Send for my muse’s dog to give your muse a kiss
- Send to curl up with my muse’s dog
- Send ️ for my muse’s dog to protect yours
- Send to toss my muse’s dog a ball
- Send to give my muse’s dog a toy (bonus points if you specify)
- Send to catch my muse chewing on something (bonus points if you specify)
Talking about family
- Send for my muse to talk about their father
- Send for my muse to talk about their mother
- Send for my muse to talk about (one of) their sibling(s)
- Send for my muse to talk about their grandparents
- Send for my muse to talk about (one of) their aunt(s)/uncle(s)
- Send for my muse to talk about (one of) their cousin(s)/niece(s)/nephew(s)
- Send for my muse to talk about (one of) their pet(s)
- Send for my muse to talk about (one of) their child(ren)
Send for my muse to introduce you to (one of) their pet(s).
pythia_txt drabble prompts.
pythia_ txt is a twitter acount that paraphrases old predictions. source here.
below is a list of 26 different prompts to draw from.
tw: unreality, death, grief.
multimuses please specify.
an unsteady, graceful dusk.
a frigid pool.
an unfamiliar, cool grief.
an old, fearless snow.
fighting in a honeyed autumn.
an unsteady, faint journey.
a frowning, snarling dream.
an unflinching, warm sunlight.
protecting on a wary day.
an unflinching, drenched frost.
an old, cold place below.
following in a blue ache.
an unflinching, snarling grief.
an unfamiliar, returned dawn.
a honeyed, unfamiliar history.
an unflinching, howling dusk.
pulling them past in a unfamiliar voyage.
pray to the winds.
a herald in scarlet.
a laughing, strange question.
children hoping in an unfamiliar frost.
a frigid auspice.
an unfamiliar, howling laughter.
holding love in an old grief.
a fearless, dream-like sea
an unfamiliar, honeyed noon.
WE KNOW THE DEVIL ( 2015 ) : SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from the 2015 visual novel by studios worst girls games / pillow fight. ( as always, feel free to tweak things such as pronouns and titles as needed. please support the official release. )
6pm to 9pm.10pm to 1am.2 am. red ending. yellow ending. blue ending. true ending.
calling will absolutely make everything worse, it always does.
if there was any chance the devil wouldn’t come, god will ruin it. but who cares. of course the devil is coming tonight.
sorry. i’m just so used to it. i start hearing it in my head, as soon as we start, every time.
we hold hands. we’re looking for the signal. we can tell the difference between god and the devil; finding god is pretty easy. he’s 109.8 fm.
the devil is never on the same frequency, but you sometimes hear a bit of him by accident when you’re changing channels.
by the time we find god, he’s already talking. he never says ’ for those just listening. ’ he expects attentiveness.
god sounds like every boy you are afraid of talking at once.
just as a word is honest or dishonest not by how it is spoken, but by he who speaks it, so is the honesty of touch—
it is absolutely certain the devil is already here.
the meaning of this parable is that there is no devil.
WE KNOW THE DEVIL ( 2015 ) : SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from the 2015 visual novel by studios worst girls games / pillow fight. ( as always, feel free to tweak things such as pronouns and titles as needed. please support the official release. )
6pm to 9pm.10pm to 1am. 2 am. red ending. yellow ending. blue ending. true ending.
tw: implied csa, implied / internalized homophobia, implied / internalized transphobia, implied child abuse, christian religious trauma, religious guilt, religious imagery, implied suicidal ideation.
we should make the rounds…maybe?
we should do something else.
we should make the rounds.
or we could…do something else?
come on. we have to. it might be nothing but if we don’t check we’ll get in trouble.
that’s why there shouldn’t be three of us in the first place. this is such a joke.
yeah. we should do something else, actually. truth or dare again?
don’t walk off the path. keep the lights on. don’t let the devil in your heart. anyone can do that.
mmm? oh, i know…sorry. i started trying to convince her we should stay, once i realized what you were doing.
she likes being alone though, so i think she’ll be okay.
it’s fine. it was silly to try. she’s too responsible.
______ doesn’t hate anyone. she’s like an ascetic monk at not giving a shit.
people stop walking over her because she’s doesn’t care enough for them to get a rise and that’s the only reason people do that.
it’s so annoying. why do you care about what she thinks?
i don’t know…i think she’s cool? i don’t wanna be a bother.
ugh of course she’s cool. she’s just all half smile and ’ ah, sorry, ’ and no one bugs her about anything ever. do you not kinda hate that she’s so cool ?
people are supposed to get hurt by things. it’s fucked up to not. it’s not good for you.
it’s not like…i’m stupid. you know. i worry about her too, you know?
going out right now sounds like the fucking worst, are you kidding?
i know you’ll miss me, but you’ll be fine without me, i promise. the woods are gross. bye.
i can’t tell when anyone is lying so i just. believe everything on purpose i guess ?
but if i pointed it out, they’d just get madder. and say whatever, and not stop until i said they were right, and believed it too, so i just believed them anyway.
staying in one place is pretty hard but i think i’ll manage.
the woods are noisy with insects and frogs; nothing ever shuts up around here. nature doesn’t care about humans or the devil.
but we sometimes think they’d take his side over ours if they got the choice.
the world probably resents being nothing more than god’s gift to us.
well we’re all stuck together- whatever we are. for the rest of the week.
no, it’s stupid. summer scouts is almost over anyway.
some things you just bear with and then it’s over.
no ! why the hell should i, this place is ruining my entire summer- and no one deserves to forget it.
i’m still a little worried.
all we literally have to do is chill. you can do that, right?
i traded this fine bottle of pernicious rouge for 20 bucks and my three ugliest shades of nail polish. aren’t i generous?
______, your problem is that you are very nice, but you want something. and you think being nice is going to give it to you- but it never will, and until you figure out what it is you want. every kindness of yours will be full of that want- like mine is.
you think being mean is more honest.
look at me, i’m an after school special, you’re hanging out with the wrong crowd. who knows what will happen.
well he doesn’t care for women or long sentences, if that counts.
some things can’t be taken back. there are things worse than saying it directly, you know.
but even if i don’t say it, i still feel it.
people call any group of kids ’ friends ’ , even if they were just forced to spend time with each other- and actually kind of hate each other though?
i’m just going to be like this. i’m not going to be any different.
it’s okay. i’m fine. it’s okay. i promise.
it’s not- it’s not okay.
scream if something horrible happens.
the worst. try harder or i won’t save you next time.
i don’t like being mean, and i don’t want to be mean. so i try really hard not to be mean.
i don’t get any of the ’ just kidding ’ ; because it’s not just kidding.
it’s just mean. does it really not bother you when everyone is mean to you?
i’m a bitch because i let people know when they walk over me.
i hate being treated like this. like a scapegoat.
WE KNOW THE DEVIL ( 2015 ) : SENTENCE STARTERS.
taken from the 2015 visual novel by studios worst girls games / pillow fight. ( as always, feel free to tweak things such as pronouns and titles as needed. please support the official release. )
6pm to 9pm.10pm to 1am. 2 am. red ending. yellow ending. blue ending. true ending.
tw: implied csa, implied / internalized homophobia, implied / internalized transphobia, implied child abuse, christian religious trauma, religious guilt, religious imagery, implied suicidal ideation.
we’re sunburned and bug-bitten and behind us is the devil, every annoyance of summer nipping at our heels.
being in the ______ sucks incredibly.
are you sure, it looked so bad …
nahhhhhhh. it’s nothing. it’s okay.
i totally … totally promise i am still alive.
she’s a perfect role model, except for how she alwaysmisses the winning goal and she alwaysblanks on the last question.
she leads when no one else wants to, which is always.
it is utterly assured that they are already there, because they did not have to do any of the complete bullshit we just did.
______ looks in no way like she’s supposed to be here. but that’s why she’s here, of course.
gross.
we’re supposed to be here. it’s ______’s fault.
i don’t know why he doesn’t like you, but the moreyoutry to get on his good side, the worse he’ll make it for you.
he doesn’t need a reason.
hehatesit when people try to get on his good side.
______ you have to be done by now, right ?
oh ! yeah. i finished a while ago.
what are you even looking at ?
oh— it’s nothing, don’t worry. i’ll come down.
god is already warning us.
i literally don’t care. they’re idiots. they don’t get it at all.
they’re so obsessed with you, it’s so weird.
they hate me though ?
obviously ? is that supposed to make a difference ?
does it … not ?
… but i don’t think i actually could ? mess up on purpose, i mean.
sometimes it feels harder to not do something than to do something ?
i wish i was a little more like you.
sometimes i kind of envy you, ______. and other times i really kind of don’t.
i’m trying to think of something positive to say but, uh. i can’t.
i mean if you’re that insistent, i don’t want to look like a jerk by saying no.
this place looks like it was a greenhouse once.
there’s a new kind of lily in each shelf.
this place is honestlythe weirdest.
i’m fine, i was just … for a moment it was the funniest thing in the entire world. i mean, of course, right ? i just walk in here- and without even trying instantly cause the biggest possible disaster to happen.
it was so pretty too … and now it’s just impossibleto put back together ever.
maybe i’m a genius at getting things wrong too. ahaha.
i mean like, aren’t you doing fine? aren’t you trying harder than literally everyone else here?
you’re so chill about everyone’s bullshit. and it makes me so mad and then you won’t extend even the slightest of that chill to yourself and that makes me even so madder.
can’t you just be a little less … good ?
there’s … lots of things. maybe … ?
surely there has to be something better we can do with our lives.
your entire camp experience is defined by someone making you do something awful, and you want to pick dare ?
that is the most dangerous thing you have ever said, and it explains everything about why terrible stuff happens to you all of the time.
but- truth is way worse ?
truth is just embarrassing, but with a dare you could get hurt, right ?
truth is embarrassing, and dares could get you hurt. getting hurt is way less scary.
of course it’s fair. if there’s no answer it doesn’t count.
why are you unable to follow basic instructions or hear things that people say ?
i am truly in awe that it’s possible for you all to have done this every single day for a month.
i was so sure one day you were going to slip up and one of you would be accidentally identifiable but consider me defeated.
as expected of our top group this year though ?
this sounds weird, but i kind of hang out with them so they’ll leave me alone ?
but i wish they’d leave me alone. or i guess i meant more like, that sucks, and i wish we didn‘t have to. or i could talk to them and they wouldn’t hate me ?
but it’s kind of worrying for it to be like that.
but … i don’t liked being liked by him.
i would have just said i’d only want to date someone if someone wanted to date me.
FIRE EMBLEM : THREE HOUSES, special prompt edition !
inspired by fire emblem’s paired endings, and fire emblem : three houses’ game mechanics, i present to you, special emoji prompts !
PLEASE NOTE :
- paired endings can be either platonic, OR romantic, and they often change depending on which route is selected.
- mealtime / group task conversations can change depending on support level. ( c - a )( multis, please specify muse ! )
SEND THE FOLLOWING EMOJI / WORDS FOR :
- ( fork and knife ) / our muses’ mealtime conversations !
- ( horse ) / our muses’ stable duty conversation !
- ( kite ) / our muses’ sky watch conversation !
- ( gloves ) / our muses’ weeding and/or rubble clearing conversation !
- ( book ) our muses’ paired ending !
THE TRICK TO LIFE (10TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION) (2007 / 2017) : LYRICS STARTERS.
taken from the 2007 / 2017 album by the english pop band THE HOOISERS. ( as always, feel free to tweak things such as pronouns and titles as needed )
tw: toxic relationships, implied abuse, death.
the truth be told, i’m worried about what the future holds.
the truth be told, i’m treading on my tippy toes.
i’m painfully so worried about _____.
you know that i won’t let you fall.
i’m so tired of being worried about ____.
you got out the wrong side of bed and liked it.
the only love you get is unrequited.
you can’t see past the worst case scenario.
you’d be happier instead if you’d stayed in bed.
but being happy’s only for the wealthy.
you saw a prince from a fairy tale, he promised that he’d watch over you.
too good to be true, what chance did you stand?
take flight, turn tail, get out while you can.
run rabbit run, as fast as you can, don’t look back.
you’ll wear yourself out till there’s nothing left.
so busy showing me where i’m wrong, you forgot to switch your feelings on.
as he asked me to pray to the god he doesn’t believe in.
don’t look at me with those eyes.
he looked in the wrong place for redemption.
and instead of answers, it’s full of i don’t know’s.
and that’s the way it goes, i suppose.
i need you to reach me.
there’s nothing you or i can do.
we’re laying down the law, and your name’s mud.
you want to be a good boy, but you couldn’t stand the taste.
got your revolution, now you’re waging war again.
marching on the spot when you should have made amends.
‘cause you say you fight for us, cross your heart and hope to die.
you’re looking in the dark.
i can’t see, it’s getting late.
would you leave yourself alone, if everything goes dark?
it’s not gonna matter what you chose.
why do you think i do the things i do?
the shadows haunted me like ghosts.
and so i became what i feared the most.
don’t turn out the lights.
kiss yourself goodnight.
you’d make more of it, but you felt rushed.
what you’re asking for means the world to me.
your safety is assured, behind those eggshell walls of yours.
go continue your charade.
you made me feel twice what i’m worth.
what did you expect when you’re looking for someone who’s perfect?
sense never seemed to make sense to me.
fled to the hills so i could clear my mind.
you know you’re never gonna get to have the final say.
you don’t get to make the rules.
people are always looking for something they can’t find.
one man falls, another takes his place.
you know you’re never gonna get to find out anyway.
SEND FOR MY MUSE’S OPINION ON YOURS.
+ please specify for multimuses ! / send ‘ notebook’ if you cannot see the symbol !
BIG TOP BURGER (SEASON ONE) : SENTENCE STARTER.
taken from the 2020 animated web shorts by twitter/tumblruser worthikids.
( as always, feel free to tweak things such as pronouns and other things as needed )
tw: food.
DISCLAIMER- but in the original web videos, the food trucks are gimmicked. bigtop burger has clowns, and zomburger has zombies. ( they are all wearing stylized makeup, but be advised if you decide to watch. )
PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICIAL RELEASE.
STOVE
“ hey, uh, ______ ! can i get a simple burger ? ”
“ no, you may not.”
“ the whole stove’s gone ! ”
“ someone just ripped it out of the wall ! ”
“ i mean it was probably ______. ”
“ there’s like, a trail of grease leading to his office. ”
“ ______, you didn’t happen to see the stove, did you ? ”
“ ah ! there it is. ”
“ ______, what are you doing ? ”
“ now, hold on one second. ”
“ aren’t we in june ? ”
“ yeah, i assume. ”
“ it’s one hundred percent june. ”
ELK
“ i just don’t see how there could be a ‘ brunch rush ’ . ”
“ people don’t get … ‘ brunch breaks ’. ”
“ maybe they’re having brunch for lunch ! ”
“ but it’s nine in the morning … ? ”
“ i thought we had, like, 15 minutes to go. ”
“ i see. ”
“ should we help him at all, or … ? ”
“ ______, we’re missing the brunch rush, man ! ”
“ okay, hold on … ”
KID
“ ______, could i get some help over here ? ”
“ i think- i think he’s getting smaller ? ”
“ wow. ”
ZOMBURGER
“ well, let’s TANGO ! ”
“ ______ ! ready the cannnoooon ! ”
“ canon ready, boss. ”
“ah ! fire ! ”
“ what the heck is going on ? ”
“ ugh, not you guys again. ”
“ who are they ? ”
“ um. yeah, yeah, yeah. ”
“ i think- i think also they’re- you know- they’re trying to destroy us. ”
“ how is that a good thing ? ”
“ yeah, uh, hold on. ”
“ you fools. this is a THEMED restaurant. ”
“ the worse the food, the better the sales ! ”
“ bad food sells burgers, ______. bad food sells burgers … ”
“ oh, what a- what a strange business model. ”
“ we got him ! ”
“ somebody pour gatorade on ______, we got him ! wrap it up ! ”
“ let’s head home boys ! ”
“ is anyone driving the truck ? ”
“ i knew you were going to do this from the moment i got out of bed today. ”
GREASEPAINT
“ thanks for coming ! have a good night. ”
“ yeah, uh, it’s just makeup. ”
“ what did … you … think it was ? ”
“ hey ______, you comin’ ? ”
BLOOPERS
“ uh-oh, yeah ! sure ! thing ! ”
“ yanno, many- many things … ”
“ oh … cool … ”
“ we sell those, right ? ”
“ i’m not sure. ”
“ oh, well, you WOULD pull bullshit like this, wouldn’t you, ______ ? ”
SHORT STORIES, my favorite kind of poetry ( meme ).
SIX WORDS .
❝ i heard you were doing good. ❞
❝ you don’t grow your horns overnight. ❞
❝ i promise, it gets better eventually. ❞
❝ & we never talked after that. ❞
❝ am i really, truly, that unlovable? ❞
❝ don’t talk like you’re coming back. ❞
❝ my most dangerous habit is trusting. ❞
❝ we’re made of stars & stories. ❞
❝ you didn’t have to do that. ❞
❝ everything is poetry when you’re drunk. ❞
❝ did i mean anything to you? ❞
❝ real feelings don’t just go away. ❞
❝ you came & changed the weather. ❞
❝ when can you just be mine? ❞
❝ there was no love, only lust. ❞
❝ darling, stop wishing on dead stars. ❞
❝ art is another form of screaming. ❞
❝ silence is the most painful goodbye. ❞
❝ what the fuck did you do? ❞
❝ i’m drunk, dizzy & missing you. ❞
❝ kiss me like you’re losing me. ❞
❝ i don’t feel like smiling today. ❞
❝ not all good people are innocent. ❞
❝ we’re a disaster in the making. ❞
❝ some things are better left unsaid. ❞
❝ we really should’ve talked about it. ❞
❝ i’m so glad i met you. ❞
❝ i wish i knew you earlier. ❞
❝ i fucked (pronoun/name) to our song. ❞
❝ i dreamed of you this night. ❞
TEN WORDS .
❝ you saw the messed up parts of me, & stayed. ❞
❝ all i’ve ever wanted was for someone to save me. ❞
❝ since you left, i have no one to talk to. ❞
❝ i apologize for the nights in which i cannot breathe. ❞
❝ everytime i look at you, i want to kiss you. ❞
❝ we said no strings attached but now we’re in knots. ❞
❝ there’s a difference between missing someone & missing having someone. ❞
❝ for which f are you drinking? fuck, forget, or fun? ❞
❝ my biggest mistake was thinking i could live without (pronoun/name). ❞
❝ whenever (name/pronoun) rose to kiss me, i fell even more. ❞
❝ i wish that ‘goodnight’ was followed by ‘i love you’. ❞
❝ let’s smoke a pack of mentholds & talk about love. ❞
❝ your deep, sleepy voice makes me feel like i’m okay. ❞
❝ i read both of our horoscopes looking for an answer ❞
❝ reality is the absolute last place i want to be. ❞
❝ i didn’t expect that drunk kiss could mean this much. ❞
❝ all i need is a late night drive with you. ❞
❝ feeling pain is nowhere near as terrifying as feeling nothing. ❞
❝ your eyes are the color of summer fading into autumn. ❞
❝ you are the warmest home i will ever, ever find. ❞
❝ the world is less scary when i am with you. ❞
❝ i still can’t tell which of us was the victim. ❞
❝ i just need an excuse to hang out with you. ❞
❝ your expectations for me have been set way too high. ❞
❝ i don’t want to feel this way about anyone else. ❞
( * & . — GREY’S ANATOMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ what was i to you ? the girl you screwed to get over being screwed ? ’
- ‘ you were like coming up for fresh air . it’s like i was drowning and you saved me . that’s all i know . ’
- ‘ am i ? …dead? ’
- ‘ i’m glad you’re being strong about this . i know how hard this is , i know how bad you feel . ’
- ‘ not everybody has to be happy all the time . that’s not mental health , that’s crap . ’
- ‘ it’s not a screw up , it’s a miracle . ’
- ‘ please don’t cry on my ass . ’
- ‘ what do you need , an “ i love you ” or something ? i love you . call me when you get there . ’
- ‘ oh ,yay! someone’s hurt . ’
- ‘ pick me . choose me . love me . ’
- ‘ i’m just not ready to forgive you yet . ’
- ‘ go on , just get it all out . all the tears . ’
- ‘ i intend to fight like a girl . i’ll let them kill each other and then i’ll be the last one standing . ’
- ‘ well , isn’t this cozy ? can i join or are you not into threesomes ? ’
- ‘ if i went missing , would anyone notice i was gone ? ’
- ‘ that is rude and unkind and completely true . ’
- ‘ so , i’m bisexual . so what ? it’s called lgbtq for a reason . there’s a b in there and it doesn’t mean badass . okay , it does , but it also means bi . ’
- ‘ can you go have sex with him and make him be nicer ? ’
- ‘ i don’t know what i am , but i know that i am not happy . ’
- ‘ it’s okay … to be tired , right ? ’
- ‘ i don’t know who i am anymore . not someone i ever thought i’d be . ’
- ‘ i believe , if you were dead , the world would be a better place . ’
- ‘ don’t let what they want eclipse what you need . ’
- ‘ he is not the sun. you are . ’
- ‘ he can go suck it ! i am the sun . ’
- ‘ did he visit “ ladytown ” ? because i find if they don’t go down to “ ladytown ” the first time … there should be no next time . ’
- ‘ i need more liquor , i’m not ready . ’
- ‘ uh , this bottle is empty, are there more ? bottles ? ’
- ‘ i’m all alone and i have nothing and no one wants me . ’
- ‘ let’s do it . let’s make a baby , right now . ’
- ‘ is it true ? did you punch a homophobe ? ooh , unexpected . high five ! ’
- ‘ we’re adults . when did this happen ? and how do we make it stop ? ’
- ‘ you think i’m broken ? fix me . cause i’m no quitter . ’
- ‘ i’m not happy and bubbly . i’m dark and cloudy . ’
- ‘ you never think the last time’s going to be the last time . you think there will be more . you think you have forever , but you don’t . ’
- ‘ no one is leaving and no one is dying . ’
- ‘ everyone is leaving and everyone is dying . ’
- ‘ the words that you said were “ lets take this bitch down . ” ’
- ‘ that was the tequila talking . ’
- ‘ the only way to fail is not to fight so you fight until you can’t fight anymore . ’
- ‘ from now on , you can expect that i’m gonna show up . even if i yell , even if you yell . i’m always gonna show up , okay ? ’
- ‘ it’s not true … it’s not true . he takes the truth but he twists it and changes it to fit his own story . ’
- ‘ you’re my person . if i murdered someone , you’re the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor . ’
- ‘ you are my favorite person on the planet and if we are meant to be more in this lifetime it can’t start with you cheating . ’
- ‘ are you plotting a murder ? a nuclear attack ? it’s fine , i’ll get on board , i’m sure you have a good reason . but just , let me know . ’
- ‘ you’ve said that word so many times today it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore . ’
- ‘ who here feels like they have no idea what they’re doing ? ’
- ‘ too many people have seen me naked already . i’d like to keep whatever dignity i have left . ’
- ‘ we screw boys like whores on tequila . ’
- ‘ i want another chance . i’m so in love with you . ’
- ‘ i know you have a boyfriend . i’m saying you could have a husband . ’
- ‘ your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there . if i were you , i’d walk around naked all the time . ’
- ‘ i believe that in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary , we’ll all be okay . ’
- ‘ your choice , it’s simple: them or me ? i’m sure they’re really great , but i love you . ’
- ‘ i get it , okay ? i get it ! you’ll be okay , you’ll be fine , but what about me ? so don’t do it for yourself , do it for me ! ’
- ‘ i’ll never be able to forgive you for making me love you . ’
- ‘ when your life is sucking you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men . it’s your thing or whatever. i find it charming . ’
( * & . — MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS .
- ‘ i just want a hot boyfriend to fall from the sky and into my bedroom u feel me . ’
- ‘ i’ve come to the point where i don’t even procrastinate anymore i just don’t do it . ’
- ‘ my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that i couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child . ’
- ‘ i’ll get over it . i just gotta be dramatic first . ’
- ‘ being an adult is having the ‘ we have food at home ’ talk with yourself . ’
- ‘ “ i can see your nipples through your shirt ” first of all stop being ungrateful . ’
- ‘ in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection . ’
- ‘ movies are so weird . people hangout like twice and they’re all like “ i’m in love with you ” calm down maybe . ’
- ‘ gamers are so weird . fortnite this , fortnite that … just say two weeks like the rest of us . ’
- ‘ i’m gonna become a millionaire just so i can go to the met gala and actually fit the theme . ’
- ‘ ideal body weight: you on top of me . ’
- ‘ holding hands is lowkey exciting . ’
- ‘ do you ever lie on your side and a small tear leaks out and you’re just like who wtf body i know i’m sad but i’m not that sad . ’
- ‘ i get my news from the only reliable source : cryptic symbolism in my dreams . ’
- ‘ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry… you will all be sorry . ’
- ‘ when will boys realize that girls that are “ hard to get ” are … how do i say it … not interested . ’
- ‘ the world has been on a constant downfall ever since 2015 when y’all decided to choose meghan trainor over carly rae jepsen . ’
- ‘ naked iphones are beautiful but at what cost . ’
- ‘ there are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be america’s next top model . ’
- ‘ there is no doubt in my mind that i’m really that bitch . ’
- ‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
- ‘ if you’re jacking off right now i just wanna let you know i support you . ’
- ‘ it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct ? everything is a social construct ?? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin’ week it is , he doesn’t know . ’
- ‘ it’s not a real party until you sneak away into the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror . ’
- ‘ due to unfortunate circumstances , i am now awake . ’
- ‘ did i allow you to have fun without me ?? ’
- ‘ ‘ too little too late ’ by jojo was way to raw for me to handle honestly who hurt her . ’
- ‘ don’t worry, you’re still in the “ early life ” part of your wikipedia page . ’
- ‘ i don’t give a yike . ’
- ‘ my life is fucked up and lit at the same time . ’
- ‘ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what am i supposed to do ? get enough sleep ? eat right and exercise ? as if . ’
- ‘ if we date i’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on your forehead . ’
- ‘ me ? overreacting ? probably . ’
- ‘ i hate being ignored. i despite it but i ignore everyone . i am ignoring like three people right now for no particular reason… crazy … ’
- ‘ what is like… the point . ’
- ‘ um excuse me but where is the attention™ i ordered ??? i’m getting impatient . ’
- ‘ tbh i am ugly but i’m also gorgeous . it’s very complex . ’
- ‘ in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller . ’
- ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up . ’
- ‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school . it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed . ’
- ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be but i’m too tired . ’
- ‘ my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life . ’
- ‘ i hope that in 2019 i’ll at least stop ruining my own life . ’
- ‘ eyebrow game strong ? more like eyebag game strong . i’m fucking exhausted . ’
- ‘ are you from tennis shoes ? cause you’re the only ten i shoes . ’
- ‘ i want to cry but i have things to do . ’
- ‘ when i tell you i love you it’s never out of habit . ’
- ‘ humans are at the top of the food chain so why are we getting bit my mosquitoes ummm . ’
- ‘ why don’t birds ever shut up ? i bet they’re talking about me . ’
- ‘ if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably . ’
( * & . — SOFT SUGGESTIONS SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ i just need your arms around me right now . ’
- ‘ whatever you want , darling . i’d give it all to you . ’
- ‘ i wouldn’t want anyone else beside me . even when things get hard , especially when things get hard , you’re the one i want in my corner . ’
- ‘ you are the most comfortable person to be around . ’
- ‘ i can easily imagine spending the rest of my life with you . ’
- ‘ i have never felt as content as i do in your arms . ’
- ‘ you’re wonderful , i love you so much and i’m going to love you forever and for whatever’s after forever and even after that . ’
- ‘ you’re never ever going to lose me , i promise . ’
- ‘ i’m trying so hard and it’s all just for you . ’
- ‘ i wanna kiss you goodnight and pull you closer to me before i fall asleep . ’
- ‘ i wish i could sleep next you . ’
- ‘ kiss me . again and again . ’
- ‘ i’d be whatever you want me to be . ’
- ‘ i think i fall in love with you a little more every day . ’
- ‘ you deserve someone who puts in the effort to make you feel happy and confident . ’
- ‘ you deserve someone who gives you love unconditionally and with only pure intentions . ’
- ‘ waking up each day is easier knowing that i’m one day closer to waking up next to you . ’
- ‘ i wanna spend the rest of my sunsets with you . ’
- ‘ you’re perfect . you’re perfect . you’re so perfect . ’
- ‘ you shouldn’t have to tell someone how to treat you nicely . ’
- ‘ i always find myself wishing you were next to me while i try to fall asleep at night . ’
- ‘ i love you with everything i have . ’
- ‘ my heart beats faster and my day gets brighter every single time i think of you . ’
- ‘ all my best days are with you . ’
- ‘ i’ll never regret my love for you . ’
- ‘ you’re all i want and i want you forever . ’
- ‘ if you think i’ll hurt you i swear to you i won’t . ’
- ‘ even a text back gets me so happy , that’s what you do to me . ’
- ‘ i melt in your arms . ’
- ‘ you’re incredible and amazing and worth so much . ’
- ‘ i wanna see you smile again . ’
- ‘ all i know is there is no one i’d rather give my heart to . ’
( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .
- ‘ and then i remembered… i’m a naughty bitch . ’
- ‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’
- ‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’
- ‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’
- ‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’
- ‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’
- ‘ i came to apologize. there … i did it . i apologized . ’
- ‘ i could kill them right now and , you know, that would be easy . ’
- ‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time. no , that sounds stupid. a different clock land . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to tell you this, but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’
- ‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’
- ‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’
- ‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’
- ‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’
- ‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’
- ‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’
- ‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’
- ‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’
- ‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything. ’
- ‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’
- ‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’
- ‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive. totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’
- ‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’
- ‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’
- ‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’
- ‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog. ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’
- ‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’
- ‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’
- ‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’
- ‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’
- ‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’
- ‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’
- ‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’
- ‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’
- ‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’
- ‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’
- ‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’
- ‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’
- ‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’
- ‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’
- ‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’
- ‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’
- ‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’
- ‘ you need to ghost her . disappear. block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’
- ‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’
- ‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’
