#incorrect assassins creed valhalla

#164

Sigurd: Fuck you, Eivor!

Eivor: Fuck you, Sigurd! Your life is so fucking pathetic, I ran a charity 15K to raise awareness for it, you fucking loser.

Source: Letterkenny

#163

Randvi: I swear to god, if these people don’t go back to work, and get out of my motherfucking house I’m gonna go nuts.

Source: TikTok user dawgfacegirltoo

#162

Sigurd: You’re really campaigning for Bitch of the Year, aren’t you

Eivor: As defending champion, you nervous?

Source: Unknown

#161

Randvi: Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you be the nine.

Eivor: Ohhh. I think we’re both tens.

Randvi: … Come here. What did you think that meant?

Eivor: I didn’t get it. I didn’t get the 69.

Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3