#randvi loves eivor

#161

Randvi: Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you be the nine.

Eivor: Ohhh. I think we’re both tens.

Randvi: … Come here. What did you think that meant?

Eivor: I didn’t get it. I didn’t get the 69.

Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3

#199

Eivor: Which side of the bed do you want?

Randvi: The right because I always am.

Eivor: …

Randvi: …

Eivor: .. Okay, I’ll take the left.

Source: Unknown

#195

Eivor: I am straight-up depressed.

Eivor: Randvi’s been doing her best to cheer me up. She gave me a sticker this morning just for waking up.

Soma: Ew, it’s like you’re dating your teacher.

Eivor: I know. It’s so hot.

Soma:

Source: Unknown

#194

Eivor: If I died, how much would you miss me?

Randvi: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.

Source: H50

#186

Valka: What is the meaning of life?

Eivor: Randvi.

Valka: Awww! Cause you love her?

Eivor: Yes… but also because life is short.

Randvi: You guys know I can hear you right???

Source: Unknown

#185

Randvi: Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?

Eivor: [thinks of Odin]

Eivor: Yeah and he needs to shut up.

Source: Tumblr

#183

Soma: Has it occurred to you that those two may be members of… uh the lifestyle?

Eivor: What, the agriculturals management lifestyle? Sure they are.

Randvi: No, Eivor. The lifestyle.

Eivor: Like the livestock managements lifestyle? Course they are.

Randvi: No. Eivor. The life-style.

Eivor: Oh, dairy farming lifestyle! You guys know they are.

Soma: Eivor!

Eivor: Mmhmm?

Soma: Uhhhh the lifestyle.

Eivor: No, I’m not too sure what you’re driving at here big shooter.

Source: Letterkenny

#182

Randvi: How many months have 28 days?

Eivor: Isn’t it… just… wait a minute… is this another trick question?

Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3