#randvi
I’m planning this arc like a crazy cookie, but here’s the summary so far… I truly hope y’all will follow me and ”Arc of Hwicce” which is a part with several chapters in my series ”Childhood friends” on Ao3 It’s like a continuation of the game with vili/eivor focus..
#180
Sunniva: Coelbert was in a fight.
Randvi: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Eivor: Did he win?
Source: Unknown
#179
Eivor: What did you guys get in your year book?
Birna: “Prettiest smile”
Soma: “Most improved”
Dag: “Most likely to start a bar fight”
Randvi: “Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one”
Source: Unknown
#178
Randvi: So, uh, would you like to have dinner tonight?
Eivor: I like to have dinner every night.
Randvi: …
Source: Unknown
#176
Eivor: I know you think my judgment is a bit clouded because I like Randvi a little bit, but-
Soma: Eivor, you’re doodling your wedding invitations.
Eivor: No, this is our joint tombstones.
Soma: Oh, my mistake.
Source: Brooklyn 99
#175
Randvi: I never thought I could fall in love with everything about a person.
Randvi: Then I met you. And that dumptruck of an ass.
Eivor:
Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3
#170
Randvi: Have you noticed anything weird about Ubba?
Sigurd: Other than the fact that he’s not circumcised?
Randvi: Wow. Okay. Glossing over how you know that…
Sigurd: We touched penises…
Randvi: No! Glossing! Glossing!
Source: Archer
#169
Holger: Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth
Randvi: You’re a hazard to society.
Eivor: And a coward. Do twenty.
Source: Tumblr kyalin-incorrectquotes
#168
Runa: Eivor is terrifying. I wonder what she’s thinking about.
Eivor:Gods, she’s so beautiful. She’s perfect, I love my wife so much- look how amazingly stunning she is, I’m so lucky-
Source: Unknown
#167
Randvi: I will hurt the next person that disrespects Eivor!
Eivor: I’m shit.
Randvi: Eivor, don’t make me come over there and slap you!
Source: Unknown
#165
Randvi: Nice face.
Eivor: Uh… thank you?
Randvi: I bet it’d look even better down between-
Coelbert: THE PAGES OF A BIBLE! AT CHURCH WHERE BIBLES ARE! WHERE GOD WAITS!
Source: Unknown
#163
Randvi: I swear to god, if these people don’t go back to work, and get out of my motherfucking house I’m gonna go nuts.
Source: TikTok user dawgfacegirltoo
#161
Randvi: Roses are red, violets are fine, I’ll be the six, you be the nine.
Eivor: Ohhh. I think we’re both tens.
Randvi: … Come here. What did you think that meant?
Eivor: I didn’t get it. I didn’t get the 69.
Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3
#199
Eivor: Which side of the bed do you want?
Randvi: The right because I always am.
Eivor: …
Randvi: …
Eivor: .. Okay, I’ll take the left.
Source: Unknown
#197
Randvi: What are you doing here?
Eivor: I could ask you the same question.
Randvi: This is my office.
Eivor: I should ask you a different question.
Source: Tumblr kyalin-incorrectquotes
#194
Eivor: If I died, how much would you miss me?
Randvi: It’s cute that you think death can get you out of this relationship.
Source: H50
#193
Eivor: Why would you do that? You’re so mean.
Randvi: Baby.
Eivor: Now is not the time for pet names.
Randvi: No, I’m insulting you. You baby.
Source: Unknown
#191
Randvi: I miss Sunniva.
Eivor: You still have me.
Randvi: It’s not the same. There are some things I told Sunniva that I can’t talk to you about.
Eivor: Like what?
Randvi: The annoying things that you do.
Source: Unknown
#187
Randvi: Who ate my leftovers ?!
Sigurd: Who ate my sister’s ass?
Randvi:…. Alright.
Source: TikTok
#186
Valka: What is the meaning of life?
Eivor: Randvi.
Valka: Awww! Cause you love her?
Eivor: Yes… but also because life is short.
Randvi: You guys know I can hear you right???
Source: Unknown
#185
Randvi: Isn’t it weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves?
Eivor: [thinks of Odin]
Eivor: Yeah and he needs to shut up.
Source: Tumblr
#183
Soma: Has it occurred to you that those two may be members of… uh the lifestyle?
Eivor: What, the agriculturals management lifestyle? Sure they are.
Randvi: No, Eivor. The lifestyle.
Eivor: Like the livestock managements lifestyle? Course they are.
Randvi: No. Eivor. The life-style.
Eivor: Oh, dairy farming lifestyle! You guys know they are.
Soma: Eivor!
Eivor: Mmhmm?
Soma: Uhhhh the lifestyle.
Eivor: No, I’m not too sure what you’re driving at here big shooter.
Source: Letterkenny
#182
Randvi: How many months have 28 days?
Eivor: Isn’t it… just… wait a minute… is this another trick question?
Source: TikTok her_and_me_plus_3
Eivor x Randvi mhhh!
I couldn’t resist drawing Eivor’s little smile.
Thank you @that-lesbian-npc for the great suggestion of Eivor & Randvi :).
