#incorrect cobra kai quotes

johnny: you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

daniel: yes you can

johnny: shut up nerd

demetri: when I get murdered can you make sure it’s unsolved?

miguel: what??

demetri: i want to be on buzzfeed unsolved

miguel: can we go back to the “when I get murdered” part

aisha: you’re a lot like the ocean

tory: because I have hidden depths?

aisha: no, because you’re salty and you scare people

daniel: i’m only going to explain this to you once, so you better listen properly

johnny: well I’m only going to listen to you once, so you better explain it properly