#incorrect dresden files quote

Ebenezar: I saw you hanging out with Thomas yesterday.

Harry: Ebenezar, it’s not what you think–

Ebenezar: I won’t hesitate, bitch. *shoots him*

Murphy: What is your problem? Does seeing me fail somehow make you feel better about your own sad, miserable life?

Rudolph: It does, one hundred percent.

Harry: You had 1 job. Order a washer and dryer but what did you order?

Thomas: But I got a good deal.

Harry: BUT WHAT DID YOU ORDER?

Thomas: It was buy two get one free, that’s a good deal.

Harry: *sighs* You’re right that is a good deal. BUT NOT FOR REFRIGERATORS BRO. NOT FOR REFRIGERATORS.

Harry: *narrating* The case just wasn’t breaking. Until I had an epiphany.

Harry: I’m going to throw myself into the lake. *Gets up and exits*

Karrin: You need to stop moping.

Harry: I what?

Karrin: You need to stop moping around being all sad.

Harry: I’m not moping around.

Karrin: “Boo hoo I’m so alone and a monster”

Harry: I am alone.  Molly is-

Karrin: Taking a nap in the other room. It’s not like she’s dead. Besides there’s me, Butters, and Michael.

Harry: *counting off on his fingers* traumatized, traumatized, and crippled because of me.

Karrin: Get over yourself! You’re always talking about choices and we all made ours.  Now I am making the choice to go get a drink. Coming?

Harry: I don’t… I… Yeah.  That sounds nice.

Nicodemus: *evil maniacal laughter*

Nicodemus: That was a very funny joke, Ms. Ascher, thank you.

Ascher: …. Okay, then.

Harry: Thomas, you have to get up the apartment’s on fire.

Thomas: *groan* How big is the fire?

Harry: Big.

Thomas: *grumbles* *gets up*

Kincaid: I am an expert sniper. I have been shooting guns since their invention. I can gauge wind speeds, distance, terrain, even the curvature of the Earth. I can make a headshot at a distance of nearly 3 kilometers.

Molly: Ookay. So, um, what are you making?

Kincaid: *knitting* It’s a scarf for Ivy. So she doesn’t get cold in the winter.