Alastor:I love you!

Angel:Oh thank you!

Alastor:

Alastor: No problem!

Alastor: I’m not a jealoys type, you silly things!

Charlie: …You shot Husk…

Alastor: HE WAS TRYING TO SQUEEZE THEN DESTROY MY ANGEL’S PRETTY FRAGILE HANDS!!!

Angel: WE JUST HAD A HANDSHAKE, AL!!!

Husk: I’m not paid enough for this crap!

Husk: Just tell Angel ‘you are beautiful’

Alastor: Good idea Husker! Thank!

Alastor:Angie!!!

Angel:Oh hi Al…

Alastor:I’m beautiful!

Vaggie: Alastor spit that out, you don’t know where it’s been

Alastor: *drops angel’s neck on the table*

Angel: boy for a sec I thought you were actually gonna eat me…

Alastor: I don’t eat junk food

Angel:

Angel: I HATE MY LIFE IMMA JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING—

Alastor:WAiT-

Alastor: do a front flip

Charlie: AL WHAT THE HECK

Alastor: what? he’s already going to do it

hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes:

Christmas time

Alastor: Charlie you seem so much happier lately, not that i’m against it, but is there any reason why?

Charlie, whispering while buzzing with excitement: it’s Christmas time

Baxter, adjusting his glasses: Charlie it’s only the 13rd of December

Charlie, turning on Mariah Carey ‘All I Want For Christmas Is You’: Christmas time

Vaggie: but Charlie-

Charlie, throwing fake snow everywhere: Christmas time

Husk: Char-

Charlie, shoving a ginger biscuits in his mouth: CHRISTMAS TIME