#incorrect hazbin hotel quotes

Angel dust: problems are like genital warts. If you pretend they’re not there, sooner or later they will disappear.

Alastor: Husker are you even listening to me?

Husk: Huh? Oh sorry, got lost in a daydream, on the account of your problem being so boring.

Charlie: Alright guys what’s something good you did this week!

Alastor: I prevented a murder!

Charlie: That’s great! How did you do that?

Alastor: Self control :)

Charlie:O-Oh…

Alastor::)

Husk: I’m a firm believer in if you’re gonna fail, you may as well fail spectacularly.

Husk: I’m a quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter…I was raised to give up.

Vaggie: you don’t remember where you were this afternoon?

Angel Dust: It was yellow and boring

Charlie: are we talking about a restaurant?

Angel Dust: I don’t know, Maybe. Just know that it was lame

Vaggie and Charlie:*facepalms*

Alastor: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyways. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible!

Husker: Did…Did you just call me fat?

Vaggie: Alastor spit that out, you don’t know where it’s been

Alastor: *drops angel’s neck on the table*

Angel: boy for a sec I thought you were actually gonna eat me…

Alastor: I don’t eat junk food

Angel:

Angel: I HATE MY LIFE IMMA JUMP OFF THIS BUILDING—

Alastor:WAiT-

Alastor: do a front flip

Charlie: AL WHAT THE HECK

Alastor: what? he’s already going to do it

hazbin-hotel-aesthetics-quotes:

“I’m gay AND dangerous. I am gayngerous!”

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Angel Dust