#incorrect hoa quotes

Patricia: When I was younger, I had a crush on a boy, and I didn’t know how to express my feelings, so I just wrote him a letter that said “get out of my school.”

Alfie: THAT WAS YOU??

Willow: There’s no I in “happiness”

Mara: There is if you fucking spell it right.

Patricia: Eddie, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.

Eddie, wearing a leather jacket way too small for him:Spooky.

Alfie: this isn’t my fault, blame Amber!

Amber: how was I supposed to know there’d be consequences to my actions?

Joy: ‘be myself’ what kind of garbage advice is that?

Eddie: I wasn’t hurt that badly, the doctor said all my bleeding was internal. That’s where the blood’s supposed to be!

Eddie: I’ve decided to stop fighting it and lean into the fact that I’m an idiot