#incorrect infernal devices
Jem: *taking a nap on the couch*
*sound of the front door opening*
Will: *shouting* Jem!
Jem: *grumply* Whatttttt
Will: I CAUGHT A BIRD! *muffled chirping sounds*
Jem: *sleepily* That’s nice.
Jem:…
Jem: WAIT, WHAT? WILLIAM, PUT IT BACK!