#incorrect it quotes
richie: i made tea.
stan: i don’t want tea.
richie: i didn’t make tea for you. this is my tea.
stan: then why are you telling me?
richie: it’s a conversation starter.
stan: that’s a lousy conversation starter.
richie: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate.
stan: this is such a bad idea.
richie: then why are you coming along?
stan: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.
richie: one night last year I stayed awake for five nights.
stan: “one night”?
richie: what a night.
stan: what are you looking at?
richie: [was in the middle of entering his and stans name into an online love calculator]
richie, panicking: porn
stan: i’m ambidextrous
richie: that’s what’s up dude, love who you love