#source scatterpatter

Scarlemagne: Kipo, I would do anything for you.

Kipo: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Scarlemagne: Absolutely not.

mammon: *accidentally hits mc in the face*

mammon: *trying to decide between saying ‘i’m fucking sorry’ and 'are you okay’*

mammon: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

mc: what’s wrong with you?!

sam: man, i only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

bucky: oh, i’m always running

bucky: the question is from what

ander: patrick, can i talk to you for a second?

patrick: yeah, what’s up? lemme guess. you and omar are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

ander: what? no, stop that. i know how to kiss. i’ve read books.

guzman: *kicks the door down looking panicked*

samuel: what did you do?

guzman: nobody died.

samuel:

samuel: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!?

richie: i made tea.

stan: i don’t want tea.

richie: i didn’t make tea for you. this is my tea.

stan: then why are you telling me?

richie: it’s a conversation starter.

stan: that’s a lousy conversation starter.

richie: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate.

stan: this is such a bad idea.
richie: then why are you coming along?
stan: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Rachel: I love you guys, you’re the best thing that’s happened to me.

Kurt: We’re the best thing that’s ever happened to you?

Rachel: Yes!

Santana: I’m starting to feel a little sorry for you.

sam: today is a day of running through hurdles.
kurt: aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?
sam: whatever. fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.