#richie x stan

richie: i made tea.

stan: i don’t want tea.

richie: i didn’t make tea for you. this is my tea.

stan: then why are you telling me?

richie: it’s a conversation starter.

stan: that’s a lousy conversation starter.

richie: oh, is it? we are conversing. checkmate.

richie: one night last year I stayed awake for five nights.

stan: “one night”?

richie: what a night.

stan: what are you looking at?

richie: [was in the middle of entering his and stans name into an online love calculator]

richie, panicking: porn

stan: i’m ambidextrous

richie: that’s what’s up dude, love who you love