#incorrect merlin quotes
Gwen: Okay, truth or dare?
Lancelot: Truth
Gwen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Lancelot:
Lancelot: Dare
Gwen: Go to bed.
Lancelot: …This is a stupid game.
Arthur, going over Gwaine’s resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.
Gwaine: Yes.
Arthur: Okay… may I know what you create?
Gwaine: Problems.
Merlin: Violence isn’t the answer.
Gwaine: You’re right.
Merlin: *sighs in relief*
Gwaine: Violence is the question.
Merlin: What?
Gwaine, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Merlin, running after him: NO-
Lancelot: So apparently the ‘bad vibes’ I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress.
Gwaine, texting Leon: Leon help I’m being kidnapped
Leon: Where are you?
Gwaine: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Leon: I’ll call Lancelot.
Lancelot, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Leon: Where’s Gwaine? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.
Lancelot: Gwaine? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-
Lancelot:
Lancelot: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Lancelot: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Gwaine: WHO ARE YOU?!
Arthur, to Merlin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Merlin, motioning to himself and Gwaine: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
Lancelot: *Accidentally hits someone in the face*
Lancelot: *Trying to decide between saying ‘I’m so fucking sorry’ and 'Are you okay’*
Lancelot: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Percival: *Screams*
Gwaine: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Leon: Should we do something?
Arthur: No, I want to see who wins.
Merlin: So that’s my plan.
Arthur: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Merlin: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Arthur: It fucking sucks.
Merlin: That’s not constructive criticism.
Arthur: What did you do with the victim’s body?
Gwaine: What didn’t I do with the body?
Arthur:
Gwaine: Okay, that sounded more sexual than I intended. I disposed of the corpse respectfully.
Arthur: Can you keep a secret?
Gaius: Do you know anything about my life?
Arthur: No I do not. Good point.
Merlin: Hi :)
Arthur: Hi :)
Gwen, who just finished Heartstopper: oh my god, it’s hAppEnING
