#incorrect merlin

Arthur: I promised Gwen we won’t do anything stupid!

Merlin: Why would you lie to your wife like that?!

Uther: There will be no sorcery in my kingdom! Understood?

Merlin:Yes.

Uther: Yes, sire!

Merlin: There’s no need to call me ‘sire’, my king.

Arthur: About a week ago, I accidentally slept with Merlin.

Leon:…Really?

Arthur:Yes.

Percival: You slept with Merlin?

Gwaine:Accidentally?

Arthur:Yes!

Lancelot: I don’t understand. Did you trip over or something?

Arthur: I would die for you

Merlin: I would die for you first

Gaius: (from across the room) NO ONE HERE IS DYING!

Gwaine: Having sex doesn’t mean you’re dating!

Merlin: Right! If it did, Arthur and I would be dating.

Everyone:

Merlin:What?