#incorrect mha quotes
Kirishima, walking back into the room: Todoroki, bro. As much as I love wrestling, you have to flip back to the award show. Bakugo and Midoriya are about to come up.
Todoroki:…This is the award show. They got into an argument backstage.
Kirishima:Wha-OH!
Todoroki: Wow, I hope Bakugo can walk that off.
Bakugo and Todoroki, watching Deku’s TV interview from backstage:
Todoroki:S-Should we help him?
Izuku, sweating and stuttering: OKAY, OKAY-Look?! Who HASN’T had gay thoughts?!
Interviewer:…Are you okay, Deku-San?
Izuku: Yes, It’s just-I feel like I need glasses sometimes.
Bakugo: This is just too beautiful to stop.
Kirishima: Okay, babe. I know you have definite expections for this weekend trip. I read your email.
Bakugo: To which you responded to that email, ‘SLUMBER PARTY, NUDIE TIMES, DRINKY-DRINKY’
Kirishima: That’s my out-of-office reply.
Bakugo:
Bakugo: I told you two idiots not to follow me!
Kaminari: Sorry dude.
Kirishima: We thought you said ‘farrow.’
Bakugo: I know you know that’s not what I said, and farrow isn’t even a word!
Kaminari: Actually, it is! It means to birth a litter of pigs.
Bakugo:
Izuku: Hey guys! What are you two doing here?
Kirishima: Baku-bro said not to come but we thought he meant not to be pregnant with swine.
Izuku:
