#incorrect mha quotes
Eraserhead: *sarcastically* thanks for waking me up.
Present Mic: I WOKE YOU UP FORTY MINUTES AGO!
Eraserhead: well you didn’t do a very good job.
Uraraka: 30 years from now, if you’re still single and things don’t work out with me and Deku, you and I can give it a go.
Todoroki: I appreciate the offer, but if things don’t work out with you two, I’m swooping in on Midoriya like a vulture.
Aoyama: if not your kids, who’s gonna be friends with mine?
Deku: they will find other friends.
Aoyama: oh, sure, because Iida’s DNA plus my DNA equals a kid who knows how to make friends. grow up!
Bakugou: hey, you look good today.
Kirishima: what happened? what’s wrong? just tell me. I can take it.
Bakugou: nothing, I just felt bad about being mean to you, so I’m being nice.
Kirishima: oh, okay. sorry, I wasn’t ready for it. try again.
Bakugou: you look handsome.
Kirishima: nope, still freaking me out.
Aoyama: I had to stop at Midoriya’s and help him solve string theory.
Todoroki:what??
Aoyama: yeah, it turns out the answer is knots.
Iida: that’s cute, but you can’t have knots in more than four dimensions.
Aoyama: ummm, you can if you consider them sheets *walks away*
Iida and Todoroki:?!?!?!
Aoyama: if I saw you going out with another person, I’d be pretty upset.
Iida: thank you, not just for being upset, but for believing that could happen.
Kacchan, after working out: Okay brain, you obstinate fu**er. I drank the clear splashy stuff and ate the green veggie crap. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and all that sh!t. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fu**.
Izuku, walking in right when this happens:
Izuku: Don’t you just love how mental disorders are buy one, get seven free?
Bakugo: I didn’t even want one, my mom made me buy it.
Todoroki: Mine’s a family heirloom. Been passed down for generations.
Aizawa: And that’s why we’re in group therapy.
Bakugo, in a hazmat suit: Okay, so what can you tell us abo-
Kirishima’s phone: *goes on with loud rock music*
Bakugo: On for God-Turn that Crap off!
Kirishima, also in a hazmat suit: I can’t reach it. You need to punch me in the ass.
Bakugo:What?!
Kirishima: Just sock me in the butt!
Patient they’re checking on: Do you two work at this hospital?
Bakugo and Kirishima:
Izuku: Shoot! I can’t believe Midnight got the rest of the group!
Bakugo: Bunch of weak-ass ext…Wait.
Bakugo, walks over to Todoroki: You bastard, are you awake?!
Todoroki:…No.
Izuku: Todoroki-kun! You managed to resist her quick?!
Todoroki: I did.
Bakugo: And you went to sleep anyways?!
Todoroki: Look, I’ve had a long week.
Aizawa, glaring: What’s in the bag, Midoriya? It’s certainly not your hero costume you’ve been wearing for your secret vigilante work, is it?
Izuku, thinking and sweating: Think, think, think. Crap! Panicking, can’t think! Have to trust instincts!
Izuku, throws bag out the window:
Aizawa:
Izuku, thinking: Instincts bad.
Izuku: I just don’t know what I should do. Should I stay here or go save All Might?
Todoroki, as the devil on his shoulder: I think you should go and save All Might.
Bakugo, as the angel on his shoulder: Why the hell am I the angel?! And keep your dumb ass here!
Izuku: And that’s why you’re the angel in this situation.
Todoroki: Here, this should convince you I’m right. *does a handstand*
Izuku: What does that have to do with anything?
Bakugo: No no, Icyhot may have a point.
Izuku:
Shigaraki: You have a lot of nerve standing up to me.
Izuku: You have a lot of nerve being alive.
Shigaraki:
Random Extra: Hey There, cutie.
Izuku: Oh! U-Um-
Todoroki, popping out of nowhere with a photo of Bakugo and Izuku: He’s married.
Extra:Wha-
Kirishima, holding up Izuku’s hand to show his wedding ring: Married, bro.
Extra: Okay, I’m sorr-
Kaminari, cocking a water gun: Walk away, Bruh.
Extra:
Izuku: Do you guys not work?
Kaminari: Hey Midoriya! What does the fox say?
Bakugo: God, don’t sing that-
Izuku:Dattebayo!
Bakugo and Kaminari:
Izuku: Y-You were meaning Naruto, right?
Bakugo: What happened?!
Izuku, sitting in the back of an ambulance: I just got hit in the head from behind, it’s no big deal.
Bakugo: I told you to wait for me before going in that alley, you nerd!
Izuku: Speaking of which, I think the guy who hit me painted red graffiti all over on the walls. Not cool.
Paramedic: Deku-San, that wasn’t paint. That was your blood.
Bakugo: Oh for Fu-
Izuku:
Bakugo: What’s the matter with you? You’ve been sitting there in silence for five minutes. It’s creepy as hell.
Izuku:
Izuku: You ever just look at a word for so long that it feels misspelled but it’s really not?
Bakugo:
Todoroki: He hit his head earlier at practice, just let him be.
Aizawa: Okay, we’re taking our test. Get out your pencils.
Kirishima, raising his hand: Sensei, can I borrow one? I forgot to bring my pencils today.
Bakugo: You forgot your pencil but brought that damn thing?!
Kirishima, pumping a iron dumbbell: What thing, bro?
Recovery Girl: Ah, Midoriya-kun, could you help me get Mr. Sokka on the gurner?
Izuku: Oh, sure thing, Recovery Girl!
Recovery Girl:Great.
Izuku, picking up Mr. Sokka’s feet: So what’s wrong with him?
Recovery Girl: He’s dead.
Izuku, drops the feet: OH MY-WHAT! D-Didn’t we just s-see him an hour ago?!
Recovery Girl: Oh dear boy, he was dead then. I just didn’t have the heart to tell you.
Izuku:
Bakugo: Oi nerd, why are there paw prints all over your homework?
Izuku: I dropped my stuff this morning on the way to school and an alley cat ran over it.
Bakugo:HAHA!
Izuku: I just hope Aizawa-sensei won’t be too cruel in grading it.
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Bakugo: So, how badly did you fail?
Izuku: H-He gave me a perfect score.
Bakugo:
Izuku: He also wrote it was the best work he’s seen from me.