#incorrect norse mythology
Baldr: Wow you sure have a lot of books on being a god of knowledge
Odin: Well you have to take a course
Odin: Or they won’t let you do it
Thor *texting*: Hey I’m gonna be a half an hour late
Loki *who completely forgot they were hanging out and is still laying in bed*: You always do this
Freya:Yeeted
Thor:Yote
Freya:YEETED
Thor:YOTE
Sigyn: I just want to know who the hell threw Loki out the window?!
Thor: I got arrested for being too cool
Loki: Unfortunately the charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence
Sigyn: You were so drunk last night.
Loki: I wasn’t THAT drunk.
Sigyn: You tried to colour my face with a highlighter because you said I was important.
Tony: wait… Are you flirting with me or threatening me?
Loki: are the two mutually exclusive?
Thor: Aw no. I forgot my mask… Looks like will have to get the bus another day.
Loki: Hold on Thor, I have idea…