#incorrect repo quotes

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Pavi: I always wanted to get lost in a labyrinth. It’s like a puzzle you solve with your feet!

Amber: I just realized something. You’re the reason I have a surgery problem.

Rotti: Of course I am. I’m your father.

[Shilo is helping Graverobber dig up a grave for whatever reason]

Graverobber: You are good at this. I mean really good. Did you ever consider, you know, switching sides, playing for the fun team?

Shilo: Hard pass.

Graverobber: Well, consider it an open invitation. If you ever change your mind, just…

Shilo: Let me guess. Speak your name three times in the bathroom mirror, and you appear?

Graverobber: Or text. Either works.

Luigi: [aggressively stabbing a pillow]

Shilo: Hey, you know what’s more fun than stabbing?

Luigi:

Shilo: [sits down] Sitting!

Amber: Lying to me in any other way than flattery is a mortal crime.

Rotti: I’ve lied to every girl I said “I love you” to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I’ve never been in love before.

Marni: Aw. I did not know that.

Rotti: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said, “I never loved you.”

Marni: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

Pavi:Muffin?

Shilo: Are you calling me muffin or offering me one? Either way no.

Pavi: Okay …

Shilo: I hate waking up early, lying in my bed and having nothing to do.

Pavi: I hate waking up early in MY bed.

Amber: I hate waking up early.

Graves: I hate waking up.

Luigi: I hate.

Nathan: Why is there a tombstone on my bed?

Rotti: It’s an early birthday present.

Nathan: … Thank you?

Pavi: Sometimes before bedtime I fall asleep on the couch.

Pavi: It’s my little sleep appetizer.

Pavi:

Pavi: My nappetizer.

Graverobber: I love gross.

Graverobber: Disgust me, please.

[After Shilo and Graves had an argument over something really petty]

Shilo, in her room: Only my bugs understand me!

Graves, in his dumpster: Only my rats understand me!

(Anon about the source: idk I thought of this after seeing my sister’s “only my plants understand me” shirt xD)

Shilo: Would you like me to tell everyone what you said to me while playing Fortnite on the XBox at exactly 2:45 am?

Graves: I’d rather you not.

Shilo: Have you actually thought this through at all?

Graverobber: Of course not.

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