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Virgil: I can’t do sports but I can make TV show references like a boss.
Strange: *waking up in the middle of the night and happens to be looking at a fold in the blanket at just the right angle*
Strange: Why is there a demon in my bedroom?
Advice
Tim: What’s the best life advice you can give?
Dick: Be true to yourself. If you have to fake who you are to someone, they’re not worth it anyways.
Jason: Keep the people you care about close. You never know when something bad can happen.
Damian: Always make sure you are fully prepared for any situation.
Y/N: An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
[Peter Parker meeting Frigga For The First Time]
Peter Parker (whispering): Your mom’s awesome.
Loki (smug) : Of course, where do you think I got it from.
The SDR2 Cast as Things My Roommates and I Have Said: 3rd Year Edition
Hajime: Well, techincally, great success is possible if your standards for judging me are low enough.
Komaeda: Every morning I wake up to the birds outside my window singing and think, “Wow… God really should not have let me live another day.”
Chiaki: That’s right, bitch. My favorite villager asked to move out and I only cried twice. I am a hardcore gamer!
Mikan: I don’t even know why I’m crying at this point. I just had nothing better to do with my time.
Mahiru: Wait, I need to take a photo of this moment like a mom on her kid’s first day of school.
Fuyuhiko: *eating cereal out of a plastic cup* I’m not admitting that I am short… but I am going to need you to put the bowls on a lower shelf.
Peko: Ah, but what is life if not the chance to die meaninglessly for someone else?
Gundham: Why doesn’t Bunny the talking dog have buttons that can say “mortal chains” and “exorcism”? These are the basics of language.
Sonia: We’re going to put [other roommate] in her own corner— the religious corner— and then the Cool Kids™️ and I are going to talk about the practicalities of cult sacrifice.
Kazuichi: *looking at a chair that came pre-assembled* Look at us! We built this all by ourselves! Go, team!
Hiyoko: I hate you! I hate your face! And I hate Matthew Morrison! That’s not relevant, I just want to state it as much as possible.
Nekomaru: YEAH! Let’s go, ladies, it’s time to exercise those delts! *mumbled* Whatever those are…
Twogami: I don’t even know who you are anymore. Wait… or was it who I am? What was the line, I forgot it—
Ibuki: I’m gay. You’re gay. She’s gay. What are we even doing here?
Teruteru: I’m not saying your soup is bad! I’m just saying I genuinely don’t think it can be classified as soup anymore.
Akane: How do I get this pasta weight to go directly to my boobs… asking for a friend, of course.
Bonus -
Monokuma: How dare you changed the rules of the game I spent about 15 seconds thinking of? I’m offended.
Monomi: *in a Hot Topic* I don’t even want to be here!! I thought we were going to Build-A-Bear!
AI Junko: And so I was like, fuck it. They’re all ready to die anyway, right?
Kamakura: I could probably kill God if I was interested in doing anything.
Jason: Okay so usually I’m not a confrontational person, but-
Y/N: What do you mean you’re not confrontational? You literally beat up people for a living!
Jason: Okay first of: I don’t get paid so it’s more of a hobby-
Jason:
Y/N:
Jason: Yeah okay I get what you mean
Fundy and/or Hbomb: Do I have to meow to be a cat girl?
Raine:*reading an article*
Raine: “New year, new me”
Raine: Time to destroy the patriarchy I guess
Darcy: You know, sometimes I think Nick might be an actual golden retriever
Charlie: Why do you say that?
Darcy: oh, I don’t know, he’s blonde
Tao: He always makes you smile
Aled: He tried to sit on my lap by accident once
Tara: He really likes playing rugby and catching the ball
Sidemen as my moods towards Twenty One Pilots
Simon: Are you being serio- these fucking shitheads.
Josh: I cannot fucking believe.
Vik: I aM EXCITE!
Tobi: Please, I can’t deal with this.
JJ: I’m gonna fucking kill myself, I fucking hate my life.
Harry: My ass is prepared.
Ethan: SO YOU ARE TELLING ME I WAITED FOR THIS.
Sidemen as things I say
Ethan: I’m gonna piss out of my eyes.
Simon, after someone says the word panic: at the disco?
JJ: I’m gonna hurl myself off the stairs.
Vik, after learning a new fact, wide eyed: wow
Tobi: You can’t be mean to me, I have asthma so if you are it’s a hate crime.
Josh, when someone says to throw rubbish away: *looks at friend* Looks like it’s time for you to go.
Harry, point at a random man: That’s my dad
Johnny: You’re literally twelve.
Haechan: You’re literally a disappointment, but I don’t throw that around.
Haechan [to Mark]: you’re literally adopted, but I don’t rub that in.
Mark: I didn’t say anything-
Danny: Tuck, I’m dropping out
Tucker: Me too, school’s boring
Danny: OF THE SKY TUCKER!
minho, watching jisung and felix interact: maybe we should allow bullying in schools if it’ll prevent stuff like this
Shilo: I hate waking up early, lying in my bed and having nothing to do.
Pavi: I hate waking up early in MY bed.
Amber: I hate waking up early.
Graves: I hate waking up.
Luigi: I hate.
Snow White: So, are you guys getting along with Namaari?
Nancy: Definitely! She is a little hot-headed, but nothing I can’t handle.
Jane: What about your girls and Raya?
Snow White: It’s good! Great!
Nancy:But…?
Snow White: Let’s just say she is a bit impulsive… especially around pretty girls.
Jane: How so?
Snow White: Well… ever since Raya joined us, she already got scamed three times and gave our credit-card informations to a cute barista from the mall.
Merida: Okay, now let’s see if she’s worthy.
Moana: *plays ‘Kiss Me More’ by Doja Cat*
Raya, mindlessly scrolling on her phone: Caught dippin’ with your friend~ You ain’t even half a man~ Lyin’ on your~
Mulan:
Merida:
Moana:
Raya:*limp wrist*
Mulan: It’s her.
Dakota talking to Doof: I’m that type of person who listens to ASMR videos to help me sleep, right? So-
Cavendish: I already heard this story
Dakota: Shush, let me tell this!
Dakota: Okay, so when I was listening to a ASMR video to help me sleep, I turned it up all the way. Then an ad popped up and said “do you have problems hearing?” Then I said-
Cavendish: You said now I do
Dakota: I will fucking destroy you
Cavendish walks into the living room to see Dakota on the floor with the room a huge mess: What happened??!???
Dakota: I lost a jelly bean
Cavendish: Dakota hit me on the head about 15 times today
Milo: Maybe it was because you said if someone had a crush on you they should hit you on the head so you know
Cavendish: Nah, he’s just being mean
Sara: *looks up from her Doctor Zone book* Sir-
Dakota: It was Cavendish- I mean-
Cavendish: Wow you just said my name while you’re telling me who broke the TV. You are getting rusty at lying
Milo: Happy Easter! We are having a egg hunt later, wanna join?
Cavendish: No thanks… it’s just too childish to me
Dakota: Yeah, but I would love to watch you guys have fun!
Doof: I might not join, I never found them fun
Perry with a talking collar: Yeah, I don’t think I got time
Milo: Oh okay!
~The Egg Hunt~
Dakota: MOVE I FOUND THE EGG FIRST
Cavendish: NO PUSHING!!! ITS MINE!!!
Doof: I FOUND THE GOLDEN EGG!!!
Perry: MINE *jumps on Doof’s head*
Melissa: What the heck….
Milo: Well, I don’t think it’s safe to hunt for eggs this year… and it’s not cause of Murphy’s Law which surprising
Zack: Geez, I never seen adults fight over plastic eggs and candy
Sara: Can’t believe you guys didn’t see this coming. I mean they are practically children
Perry: So, how do I tell the guy I like, I love him?
Doof: Just go up and tell him!
Perry: Okay… I love you!
Doof: Awww, I love you too Perry the Platypus, now go and tell him how you feel!
Perry: I just did…
Doof: When?!?! How did it go?!? Does he love you too?!?!
Perry: dude…
Stephen: I will never stop hating that person. I swear on the sacred Vishanti, I will speak their name as I die.
Tony: What did they do?
Stephen:…
Tony: You don’t remember.
Stephen: I remember being angry and that’s enough!
America: Nothing can ever compare to the feeling I just got picking out fruit at the supermarket, and Doctor Strange checking them and saying “These are good”.
Kaminari: “Why cry over spoiled milk when you can enjoy your cheese?????”
Kaminari, to the tune of Dear Theodosia: Dear Evan Hansen, what to say to youuuu.“
Kaminari: …..
Kaminari:Wait…
Shinso: “Swiggity swide I’m dead inside.”
Kaminari: “The main six my little ponies are all respectively the colors of pride flags.”
Kaminari: “Is the s or the c silent in the word scent??”
Kaminari: “Volleyball is just hardcore hot potato.”
Chaff: I hate Mondays.
Thresh: It’s Tuesday.
Rue: Actually, It’s Wednesday.
Seeder: It’s Thursday.
Rue: It’s WHAT?!
chan:hey hyunjin how’s dinner coming along?
hyunjin, trying to put out a fire with a cloth: uh yeah it’s coming along great!
chan:
chan: how did you set fire to water without turning the stove on
Patton: “Virge! Can you fetch me something from the basement?!”
Virgil:“Sure.”
*In the basement*
Virgil: “Dark in here…”
Virgil: *spots switch*
Virgil, grinning :”Oh boy, time for another round of my favourite game of ‘Is this actually the lightswitch?’ .”
