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Okuyasu: I’m super focused.

Koichi: You’re not even looking at me right now.

Okuyasu: I thought I saw something shiny.

Scorpia: Do you want to come camping with us?

Entrapta: Ooh sure! Want me to bring my retractable s'mores pole?

Hordak: Are you talking about that car antenna I keep finding in the dishwasher?

Will: You always see the worst in people!

Allie: Yeah, because people are the worst.

Grizz: Did Sam just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Allie:Yeah.

Grizz: And did I do finger guns back?

Allie: Yeah, you did.

Vanderwood: How’s that wine and coffee combination treating you?

Saeran: My heart is beating really fast, but time is moving really slow.

Yoosung: I’m a nerd. I’ve never fit in. If we’d met in high school, you wouldn’t have even noticed me.

Luciel: That’s just because I didn’t go to class. I wouldn’t have seen you.

Jumin: Okay, well, I guess I just never think of money as an issue.

Jaehee: That’s because you have it.

Jumin: You make a good point.

amy: did hope just tell me she loved me for the first time?

molly: yeah.

amy: and did i do finger guns back?

molly: yeah, you did.

amy: you always see the worst in people!

hope: yeah, because people are the worst.

Thorne: You’re a freaking gold digger, Cress!

Cress: What?!

Thorne: That’s what you just said!

Cress: If I was a gold digger, why would I be attracted to YOU? I’d be the worst gold digger in the world!

Rotti: I’ve lied to every girl I said “I love you” to. I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I’ve never been in love before.

Marni: Aw. I did not know that.

Rotti: Yeah, it was eating me up inside. So, I called them each individually and said, “I never loved you.”

Marni: Okay, that seems unnecessary.

Pavi:Muffin?

Shilo: Are you calling me muffin or offering me one? Either way no.

Pavi: Okay …

Alphonse Elric: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.

Edward Elric: Hurt their feel — do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?

Alphonse Elric: Yeah. Don’t you?

Edward Elric: No. How do you get anything done?

Shelly:Look, Archie is great, but he doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t even have a dayplan.

Shelly:I once found a note he wrote to himself that said ‘put on pants’ followed by a question mark.

Dakota: Did Cavendish just tell me he loved me for the first time?

Savannah: Yeah.

Dakota: And did I do finger guns back?

Savannah: Yeah, you did.

Shepard: Every day you show me in your own way how you care about me. Like when you pick up rubber bands from the sidewalk.

Kaidan, visibly proud: For your ponytail!

Harley: Hey Puddin, what do you think it’s gonna look like?

Joker: What do I think it’s going to looklike?

Harley: Yeah, the puzzle!

Joker: Harley, it’s on the box.

Joker: THE PICTURE’S ON THE BOX!

Joker: IT’S A JAPANESE GARDEN!

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Bozer: Do I regret it? Yes.

Bozer: Would I do it again? Probably.

Nate: One day, you could be a father.

Mick: One day? I am a father.

Nate: IT’S A RAT, MICK!

Mick: HE’S MY BLOOD!

Xander: Willow, I love ya, because you’re gay and ’cause you’re dangerous

Willow: I can’t believe I used to have a crush on you.

Savage: Brother, given your lifestyle, I’m worried that you’re going to get sick.

Maul: I am not going to get sick. No germ can live in a body that’s 75% rage.

Savage: I know I’m gullible.

Savage: Because a lot of people tell me that, and I have no reason not to believe them.