#incorrect stingray quotes
Atlanta: I love you, okay?!?
Troy: The words are nice, but the tone is scary.
Phones: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.
Troy: Go the f*** to sleep Phones.
Phones: I just heard the Commander shouting, “DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE MY ROOMBA IS” and then two minutes later, more quietly, “aww, poor Roomba, how’d you get stuck there, sweetie.”
*facing Titan’s army*
Troy:You!
Phones:Shall!
Atlanta:Not!
Fisher: Be granted permission to traverse beyond this point!
Phones:Hey Troy, what’re you looking for?
Troy: My will to live.
Atlanta: *walks into the room*
Troy: Oh, there it is.
Phones: I tried to write ‘I’m a functional adult’ but my phone changed it to ‘fictional adult’ and I feel like that’s more accurate.
