Computer: Choose a password

Theo: *types Liam*

Computer: Password is too short

Theo: *sighs* I know

Liam: Theo and I kissed

Mason: *screaming* WHAT

Mason: TELL ME EVERYTHING !!!!

*Liam using Theo as a pillow*

Theo: Do I look like a pillow to you…?

Liam, squeezing Theo’s cheeks: Yes! You’re squishy!

*Theo melting in his boyfriend’s arms*

Theo: i am attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Liam:is chicken and turkey from the same animal?

Theo, already taking off his clothes: Liam you’re so fucking stupid

thiam long distance relationship au

i may look happy but inside i’m a homosexual

Liam Dunbar upon meeting Theo Raeken

Theo: are you trying to romance me?

Liam, being a dork: yes

Theo, awed: its working