#source b99
Zeus: You played me like a fiddle!
Apollo: Oh no, Father. Fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Five: Why learn to grow when you can just fix the past? This is exactly why I don’t need therapy
Vanya: That’s not really the lesson I wanted you to take from this
Five: Too late
Five: *shows excellent poker skills*
Klaus: Damn Five. Are you secretly cool?
Five: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician Carl Friedrich cool
Klaus: I do not
Waverly:If I run and leap at Nicole, she will most certainly catch me in her arms
Waverly:Coming in!
Nicole:NO I’M HOLDING COFFEE
Nicole:*drops the coffee to catch Waverly*
narcissa: *holding lucius’ hand over her stomach so he can feel the baby kick* sorry this is taking so long, they kicked for everyone else.
lucius: it’s hard for the little guy to preform under pressure.
snape: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night.
lucius:woah! it was small, but i think i felt something!
regulus: top ten things cissy said on her wedding night.
snape:*laughes*
lucius: stop laughing at it!
snape and regulus: top ten things lucius said on his wedding night!
gigi: i’ve only known amy for two hours but if anything happened to her i would kill everyone in the universe and then myself.
Vlad: I want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Danny: Okay, but in my defense, Elle bet me fifty dollars that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Vlad: That’s not what I wanted to—
Vlad: You drank SHAMPOO?
Such progression!
Season 1
Season 6
Will: Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to answer an age-old question. The question is: who here does the best impression of Dr. Hannibal Lecter. You’ll be judged on voice, body language and overall lack of flair. Everyone will perform the same scenario: Dr. Lecter eating a marshmallow for the very first time. LET THE LECTER-OFF BEGIN!
Jack Crawford (impersonating Hannibal): What is this glutinous monstrosity before me?
Beverly (impersonating Hannibal): The sugar in this is quite sweet.
Abigail (impersonating Hannibal): oooohhhh *starts giggling profusely*
Will: That’s your Lecter impression?
Abigail: I can hear him doing that.
Alana (impersonating Hannibal): Looks like a sticky pillow.
Will (impersonating Hannibal): I don’t care for it. Classical music.
*Everybody laughs*
Hannibal (entering the room): What’s going on here? What are you doing?
Will: Dr. Lecter, hey. Nothing, just eating some marshmallows. Care for one?
Hannibal (picking one up): Marshed mellow?
Hannibal: *starts giggling profusely while chewing*
Abigail: I KNEW IT!!!!!!
Wylan: Can you keep a secret?
Kaz: Do you know anything about my life?
Wylan: No, good point.
Peter B Parker: “In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.”
Miles, super excitedly: “FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?”
Peter B Parker: “No! Four to five seconds!”
Miles, already hugging him: “Too late!!!”
Miles: “Just be yourself.”
Peter B Parker: “ ‘Be myself’? Miles, I have one day to win MJ over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?”
Spider-Gwen: “Couple days.”
Noir: “Couple of weeks”
Spider-Ham: “A few months.”
Peni: “Jury’s still out.”
Peter B Parker: “See, Miles?”
Peter B Parker: “'Be myself’. What kind of garbage advice is that?”
Schmidt: We’re so in sync we finish each other’s–
Cece: Sentences
Schmidt: Please, don’t interrupt me
Patton: Just be yourself!
Roman: Be myself? Patton, I have one day to win them over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Logan: A couple of weeks.
Virgil: Six months.
Janus: Jury’s still out.
Roman: See? “Be yourself.” What kind of garbage advice is that?
Pansy: Talk to Harry, that’s what real friends do
Draco: Nope. I’m gonna wait till I’m on my deathbed, get the last word in, and then die immediately
Blaise:
Pansy:
Draco:
Blaise:That’s your plan for dealing with this??
Draco: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 77 arguments I’m going to win that way
Nerron: I never understood why people get best friends until I got a best friend myself. This is Will and if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.
fangs:if i run and jump at sweet pea, he’ll certainly catch me in his arms
fangs running towards him: COMING IN !!!
sweet pea: NO! IM HOLDING HOT COFFEE-
sweet pea: *drops coffee to catch him* fuck you, fangs.
tony: *glares at steve*
tony: cap…
steve: tony…
peter: peter…
tony:
tony: *whispers* you said your own name, pete
peter: *also whispering* it was the only one left
Ruby: No one would want kale as their last meal. For example, my last meal [pulls out a package from her pocket] is gonna be cookies
Weiss: You just keep those in your pocket?
Ruby: We face death every day. I gotta be prepared to go out on my own terms
Liam: Theo and I kissed
Mason: *screaming* WHAT
Mason: TELL ME EVERYTHING !!!!
Ladybug: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Chat Noir:Yes!
Ladybug: I was hula-hooping. I attend the class for fitness and for fun.
Chat Noir: Oh my god.
Ladybug: I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Chat Noir: Why are you telling me this?
Ladybug: Because know one will ever believe you.
Chat Noir: You sick son of a bi-
Myc:C'mon, Reagan. Brett isn’t going to be a problem.
Myc: You and Brett just need to bone.
Reagan:…
Reagan, angrily: What did you say?
Gigi:No, honey, don’t say it—
Myc, deadpan: I said you two need to bone.
Reagan, angrily and loudy:HoooOOW DARE you, Magic Myc! I am YOUR BOSS!!!
[5 Minutes In]
Reagan, mad and screaming:BONE!!!!
[10 Minutes More]
Reagan, still mad and still screaming: What happens in my bedroom, Myc, is NONE of YOUR business!!
[21 Minutes Passing By, Andre and Glenn Present]
Reagan, still very mad:!BOOOOONE?!?!
[40 Minutes Later, Everyone Present]
Reagan, still evidently mad:Don’tEVER speak to me LIKE THAT again.