#incorrect tlok
Korra: Hey, Asami?
Asami:Yes?
Korra: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Asami:
Asami: Where’s Mako?
The krew working on a school project
Mako: *yelling at Korra and Bolin to do work*
Asami: *quietly saves the whole project*
Korra: *yells at Mako to “chill bruh”*
Bolin: *hanging upside down from the ceiling bc he remembered smth Varrick said about blood circulation*
Asami: *trying to assemble furniture*
Korra:Don’t you need the instructions book?
Asami:Korra, I can build anything out of thin air in the the middle of a desert. I think I can handle a bookshelf.
*hours and hours and hours later*
Asami:Korra?
Korra, 99,9% asleep:Yes?
Asami: Give me that Spirit forsaken book or I might set this *glares at unassambled bookshelf* on fire with my shock glove.
Korra: *is being Korra*
Asami, watching Korra being Korra: It’s the little things that bring me joy.
Korra: *wants to do something reckless*
Mako: don’t do it
Korra: *AGGRESIVELY WANTS TO DO SOMETHING RECKLESS*
Mako: Asami will talk her out of it, I’m sure
Asami: *joins Korra in doing something reckless*
Mako: uh oh I guess it’s time I evacuate the whole city
In a “Friends” themed alternate universe, Bolin and Opal at Mako’s new apartment which is across Korra and Asami’s: Basically a “they were roommates” kinda situation.
Bolin, at the window, seeing Asami and Korra: Oh, look, there’s Asami and Korra! Hey, you guys! HEYYY!!
Korra and Asami: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bolin: Oh. OH! OOOOOOHHH!! KORRA AND ASAMI! KORRA AND ASAMI!!
Opal who just showed up in the room to see what her dumbass of a boyfriend is screaming about: Oh my god.
Bolin: KORRA AND ASAMI!!!
Opal: Oh my god!
Bolin: MY EYES! MY EYESSSS!!
Opal, trying to calm him down: Bolin, Bolin! It’s okay! It’s okay!
Bolin: NO, THEY’RE DOING IT!!
Opal: I know, I KNOW!
Bolin: YOU KNOW?!
Opal: YES, I KNOW AND WU KNOWS BUT MAKO DOESN’T KNOW SO YOU HAVE TO STOP SCREAMING!
Mako: Hey, what’s going on?
Bolin and Opal: *screaming in fake excitement*
Mako:What?
Bolin: We’re just so exicted that you got this new apartment!
Mako, moving towards the window: Actually, it looks really good—
Opal: *screaming intensifies* *practically jumps in his face*
Bolin, inviting his brother in their little screaming circle: Come join us!
Mako: *shrug* *HIGH PICTCHED SCREAMING NOISES*
Korra: Have you ever seen something so amazing that it changed your life?
Asami, smiling lovingly: I saw you.
Korra, taken aback: Wow that was so sweet and gay but this sort of makes it awkward because I was gonna show you Bolin’s drawing of Mako as a frog squirrel.
Mako strumming a guitar: I love you bitch.
Season 1 Korra and Asami: Oh my god ✨
Mako:I ain’t never gonna stop loving you…bitch.
Korra: Could you maybe just like… stab me… right in the gut. Just REALLY twist it in there. ‘Cause that honestly seems less painful than this conversation.
Asami during the whole tlok: Get in, loser, we’re committing vehicular manslaughter!
