#indie rp meme

    ,   (a prompt list lifted from the novel/book with the same name, by ivy tholen, triggers for gore, violence, blood, injuries and general horror will be present. change pronouns as you see fit)

• is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.
• i put the car in reverse and managed to drive away unseen.
• i was never going to walk away from this.
• please don’t make me do it.
• i’ve already given you enough therapy material for the next thirty years.
• stop it! you’re going to kill us both!
• too bad your phones gone. your fans would die if they could see you now.
• it’s like licking copper pipes covered in sand.
• i can’t have you bleed to death.
• nobody ever becomes a professional musician anyway.
• you’ll probably become an accountant or something.
• i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to end your life.
• too rough for you?
• someone will see this and call the cops. they’re coming for you.
• they ain’t gonna catch me.
• you confessed to everything and provided enough evidence to convict you.
• this is texas. you’re gonna fry.
• i don’t have it in me to mutilate you.
• you have to die, but you don’t have to slasher movie die.
• i wasn’t going to put all of this online.
• it’s better to go out with a bang, right?
• i can help you. it doesn’t have to end this way.
• what is done can be undone. please call me.
• you put on a freaky costume and stalked her.
• is this a joke? where are you? what did you do?
• you’re a real sick piece of shit.
• they think it’s fake! should i be offended or flattered?
• i’m less and less scared the longer were up here.
• oh my god, why are you acting like this is a party?
• are you really in a position to mock me?
• oh what are you going to do? kill me?
• you decided. you decided before we even got here.
• you just lied to yourself and said you’d spare me so you’d feel less like a villain.
• well, i can’t exactly put all this online. or can i?
• who would agree to do that for you?
• it was hard to decide to kill you. you don’t deserve it. not like the rest of them.
• of course you did. why wouldn’t you?
• you butchered them. how are you not drenched in blood?
• you put up a fight though, more than i expected.
• who wouldn’t want to stare into these bette davis eyes for eternity?
• does this mean your idea of heaven is staring at yourself in the mirror?
• i don’t care anymore. just tell me what you’re going to do.
• you must be in as much pain as i am, right?
• how can a person be mopey and anxious at the same time?
• so i’m pathetic. you’re pathetic. we’re kindred spirits.
• are you finding jesus right here in this carnival or something? 
• i’m miserable. i thought it would make me feel better.
• when i first decided to do this, i planned to kill you.
• i didn’t want to mangle you or make you suffer.
• why? we had a deal. why did you kill her?
• give us a story and we’ll stick to it.
• people never really give each other the benefit of the doubt.
• everything is too much, right? you get it?
• have you ever felt like the entire world is turning against you?
• they’re so cute i could steal them and take them home.
• i mean, i can’t say no to ice cream.
• it would be better than murdering your friends in cold blood.
• right, right. shouldn’t talk shit about the dead. my bad.
• you’re such a little fighter, trying to find a weapon. i respect that.
• you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?
• we we’re never that close. you’d sell me out in a secound.
• we’ll say we never saw the killer without his mask.
• technically, you have to be crazy to kill someone in general.
• i’ve seen this asshole in action. if he wanted you dead, you would be.
• i will be right back and i will have cops with me.
• one a scale of one to ten, how screwed are we?
• can you enjoy a moment without researching it?
• can you enjoy a moment without documenting it for your followers?
• why didn’t you save me? i would’ve saved you.
• if you’re not going to hurt me, can i leave?
• i don’t even know who you are. you’re wearing a mask.
• in fact, don’t hide at all. i’m not going to hurt you.
• i already played hide and seek with [name], i’m bored with that game.
• i can’t die in a room that smells like feet and old coffee.
• can we please not refer to anyone in the past tense?
• why are you telling me this right now?
• you’re not crazy. i’m sorry if i made you feel that way.
• i need you to know in case something happens.
• we’ll be testifying at this asshole’s trail.
• do whatever your little heart tells you.
• i can’t touch a dead body.
• he’ll find us. he’s had no trouble so far. it’s like he can teleport.
• shouldn’t we hide as best as we can and wait?
• there’s no happy ending for me. i threw it all away.
• i’m pissed off and what you’re witnessing is me doing my best to feel better.
• i’m not taking off the fucking mask. i might take yours off though.
• it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• there’s never a good reason to murder people, you’re crazy.
• if you run, i’ll catch you.
• don’t run. i’m not moving. you don’t move neither.
• i’m smashed up too. won’t be stopping me.
• am i a horrible person if i say no?
• it’s like you said. we have to save ourselves.
• since when did you become a badass?
• did we learn our lesson about dropping our weapons in front of murderers?
• i’m light headed. i can’t do this much longer.
• aren’t you dumbasses supposed to be hiding from me?
• do you have a death wish? because i sure don’t.
• you can tell me. are you the killer?
• you told her to act like a kitty and fall asleep. it’s your fault.
• how do you kill someone with a carousel?
• we’re putting people in coffins?
• when you see blood, you know blood, you feel blood.
• if we don’t die, you wanna get married?
• we’re going to die, aren’t we?
• there’s a psycho in a cloak and mask chasing us around and you want to go into a haunted house?
• you sound like the hero in an action movie. no one talks like that.
• what if it’s more than one person?
• do you have your phone with you?
• this isn’t nearly as fun as i imagined it would be.
• this night needs to end.
• that fucking carousel music. it’s going to be stuck in my head for days.
• fair enough. conversation dead and buried.
• ugh. i don’t want to talk about this anymore.
• if i tried to do that, i’d break my neck.
• dude, this isn’t school. you don’t have to raise your hand.
• people like to think they can survive a dangerous situation.
  
• look, you don’t have to if you don’t want too.
• never mind getting caught, how are we going to get home?
• i want to go to college next year, not prison.
• we need to get it done so we can explore the creepy abandoned carnival.
• if people don’t want to ride with me, i’m not going to hold them hostage.
• why are we playing along with this circus?
• i’d sooner die than be so close to a body of water.
• we’re breaking into a carnival with all our friends.
• i’m a bad enough driver as it is.
• i know for a fact she almost didn’t get an invite.
• i read about it in an article on women’s self-defense.
  
• i wouldn’t call me names if i were you.
• you’re not a teeny bit concerned i might try to finish the job later?
• i paid attention and learned.
• are we all getting the picture now?
• i can’t carry you. you’ll have to stay here.
• i didn’t want to leave her there. i had no choice.
• check yourself and make sure you’re okay.
• yeah and the brown stuff is dried blood.
• scared your name will be there?
• your story was hard to believe.
• i don’t want you to be freaked out about something when it probably means nothing.
• maybe you’re putting together a pattern that isn’t really there.
• i noticed something weird. you can’t call me crazy if i tell you.
• what if we’re the only ones left?
• it’s not about physical strength. we’re smarter than him.
• the clock is running out for some people.
• take off your mask.
• if you’re going to kill me anyway, you might as well tell me who you are.
• maybe i’ll take her and leave her in chunks. maybe i already have.
• it’s not about not liking you. i don’t particularly dislike any of you. 
• i’m curious, have you wondered why i’m doing this? what’s my motivation?
• if i were in your shoes, i’d have so many questions.
• turn around and look at me. it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• this doesn’t feel like reality. is it? is this really happening?
• don’t joke about [name] hurting people. 
• let’s not get too upset. emotions breed mistakes.
• i don’t want him to go to jail. i want him dead.
• if i see him again, i’m going to take your hammer and bash his brains in.
• i wish i’d drilled a hole in his head when i had the chance.
• it’s like there’s a million spiders running down my neck.
• he killed my best friend. if i get my chance, i’m going to make him pay.
• i picked it up when we ran.
• he’s in here somewhere.
• we have to keep running or we have to find a better hiding spot.
• we also have to be prepared to fight.
• i’m gonna hurl. it smells like lemon, cheese and metal in here.
• see. carousel as murder weapon.
• i’m serious. this is life or death.
• all you have to do is curl up like a kitty and fall asleep.
• then he found me. the gross tongue mask from before.
• can you come here? i’m so high i’m hallucinating. or i hope i am.
• move as fast as you can while we still have light.
• did you put your arm around me to guide me into the building or so i could hold you?
• my immortal soul just drifted up. just now. it bloomed.
• mmm, grilled cheese. i should of gotten another one at dinner.
• if i have to fight him, i’m playing for keeps.
• it could be anyone. we can let the cops play detective.
• i’m less concerned with who he is and more concerned with getting out alive.
• you think it’s the same guy?
• that has nothing to do with right now.
• did you think i wouldn’t see you?
• are we going to make it out alive?
• we’re going the long way around to the house of horrors.
• will you please get off the ground?
• there was supposed to be a guard here tonight, wasn’t there?
• i’d rather die than eat anything sweet.
• i’m not so high that i can’t outrun this guy or even take him down.
• you can’t go looking for them alone.
• [name] is dead and if we don’t leave this carnival, so are we.
• if you want to leave, go.
• i’m going to try to find the others.
• i have no idea what you’re talking about. we gotta go.
• something something no man left behind.
• we. can’t. leave. them.
• we won’t be able to help the others if we’re dead.
• there is someone in a black hooded cloak and demon mask.
• it’s a scare actor costume from the carnival.
• we have to get outta here.
• well, i welcome him to come to me, i’ll kick his fucking ass!
• why do i automatically assume people are dead?
• what if everyone is dead?
• we’re more likely to be arrested than murdered.
• one hour and i’ll be done. sixty little minutes and it’s over.
• god, i really don’t want to be here.
• if i stop, it’s over, i’m dead.
• you never know if you’ll get stuck without a bathroom when you need it.
• i can’t wrap my head around one person wanting us dead. what could we have done to two?