#rp ask memes

Most admirable quality:
Most attractive physical feature:
Most annoying habit:
Something they would like to do with them:

(NSFW)

bathing/showering - send me “Get out!”
getting dressed - send me “Don’t look!”
masturbating - send me “It’s not what it looks like!”

(SFW)

crying - send me “I’m not crying.”
dancing - send me “Don’t you dare laugh.”
drunk - send me “It’s what’s-your-face!”

    ,   (a prompt list lifted from the novel/book with the same name, by ivy tholen, triggers for gore, violence, blood, injuries and general horror will be present. change pronouns as you see fit)

• is this a joke? please tell me this is a joke.
• i put the car in reverse and managed to drive away unseen.
• i was never going to walk away from this.
• please don’t make me do it.
• i’ve already given you enough therapy material for the next thirty years.
• stop it! you’re going to kill us both!
• too bad your phones gone. your fans would die if they could see you now.
• it’s like licking copper pipes covered in sand.
• i can’t have you bleed to death.
• nobody ever becomes a professional musician anyway.
• you’ll probably become an accountant or something.
• i’m not going to kill you. i’m just going to end your life.
• too rough for you?
• someone will see this and call the cops. they’re coming for you.
• they ain’t gonna catch me.
• you confessed to everything and provided enough evidence to convict you.
• this is texas. you’re gonna fry.
• i don’t have it in me to mutilate you.
• you have to die, but you don’t have to slasher movie die.
• i wasn’t going to put all of this online.
• it’s better to go out with a bang, right?
• i can help you. it doesn’t have to end this way.
• what is done can be undone. please call me.
• you put on a freaky costume and stalked her.
• is this a joke? where are you? what did you do?
• you’re a real sick piece of shit.
• they think it’s fake! should i be offended or flattered?
• i’m less and less scared the longer were up here.
• oh my god, why are you acting like this is a party?
• are you really in a position to mock me?
• oh what are you going to do? kill me?
• you decided. you decided before we even got here.
• you just lied to yourself and said you’d spare me so you’d feel less like a villain.
• well, i can’t exactly put all this online. or can i?
• who would agree to do that for you?
• it was hard to decide to kill you. you don’t deserve it. not like the rest of them.
• of course you did. why wouldn’t you?
• you butchered them. how are you not drenched in blood?
• you put up a fight though, more than i expected.
• who wouldn’t want to stare into these bette davis eyes for eternity?
• does this mean your idea of heaven is staring at yourself in the mirror?
• i don’t care anymore. just tell me what you’re going to do.
• you must be in as much pain as i am, right?
• how can a person be mopey and anxious at the same time?
• so i’m pathetic. you’re pathetic. we’re kindred spirits.
• are you finding jesus right here in this carnival or something? 
• i’m miserable. i thought it would make me feel better.
• when i first decided to do this, i planned to kill you.
• i didn’t want to mangle you or make you suffer.
• why? we had a deal. why did you kill her?
• give us a story and we’ll stick to it.
• people never really give each other the benefit of the doubt.
• everything is too much, right? you get it?
• have you ever felt like the entire world is turning against you?
• they’re so cute i could steal them and take them home.
• i mean, i can’t say no to ice cream.
• it would be better than murdering your friends in cold blood.
• right, right. shouldn’t talk shit about the dead. my bad.
• you’re such a little fighter, trying to find a weapon. i respect that.
• you’d do anything for a friend, wouldn’t you?
• we we’re never that close. you’d sell me out in a secound.
• we’ll say we never saw the killer without his mask.
• technically, you have to be crazy to kill someone in general.
• i’ve seen this asshole in action. if he wanted you dead, you would be.
• i will be right back and i will have cops with me.
• one a scale of one to ten, how screwed are we?
• can you enjoy a moment without researching it?
• can you enjoy a moment without documenting it for your followers?
• why didn’t you save me? i would’ve saved you.
• if you’re not going to hurt me, can i leave?
• i don’t even know who you are. you’re wearing a mask.
• in fact, don’t hide at all. i’m not going to hurt you.
• i already played hide and seek with [name], i’m bored with that game.
• i can’t die in a room that smells like feet and old coffee.
• can we please not refer to anyone in the past tense?
• why are you telling me this right now?
• you’re not crazy. i’m sorry if i made you feel that way.
• i need you to know in case something happens.
• we’ll be testifying at this asshole’s trail.
• do whatever your little heart tells you.
• i can’t touch a dead body.
• he’ll find us. he’s had no trouble so far. it’s like he can teleport.
• shouldn’t we hide as best as we can and wait?
• there’s no happy ending for me. i threw it all away.
• i’m pissed off and what you’re witnessing is me doing my best to feel better.
• i’m not taking off the fucking mask. i might take yours off though.
• it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• there’s never a good reason to murder people, you’re crazy.
• if you run, i’ll catch you.
• don’t run. i’m not moving. you don’t move neither.
• i’m smashed up too. won’t be stopping me.
• am i a horrible person if i say no?
• it’s like you said. we have to save ourselves.
• since when did you become a badass?
• did we learn our lesson about dropping our weapons in front of murderers?
• i’m light headed. i can’t do this much longer.
• aren’t you dumbasses supposed to be hiding from me?
• do you have a death wish? because i sure don’t.
• you can tell me. are you the killer?
• you told her to act like a kitty and fall asleep. it’s your fault.
• how do you kill someone with a carousel?
• we’re putting people in coffins?
• when you see blood, you know blood, you feel blood.
• if we don’t die, you wanna get married?
• we’re going to die, aren’t we?
• there’s a psycho in a cloak and mask chasing us around and you want to go into a haunted house?
• you sound like the hero in an action movie. no one talks like that.
• what if it’s more than one person?
• do you have your phone with you?
• this isn’t nearly as fun as i imagined it would be.
• this night needs to end.
• that fucking carousel music. it’s going to be stuck in my head for days.
• fair enough. conversation dead and buried.
• ugh. i don’t want to talk about this anymore.
• if i tried to do that, i’d break my neck.
• dude, this isn’t school. you don’t have to raise your hand.
• people like to think they can survive a dangerous situation.
  
• look, you don’t have to if you don’t want too.
• never mind getting caught, how are we going to get home?
• i want to go to college next year, not prison.
• we need to get it done so we can explore the creepy abandoned carnival.
• if people don’t want to ride with me, i’m not going to hold them hostage.
• why are we playing along with this circus?
• i’d sooner die than be so close to a body of water.
• we’re breaking into a carnival with all our friends.
• i’m a bad enough driver as it is.
• i know for a fact she almost didn’t get an invite.
• i read about it in an article on women’s self-defense.
  
• i wouldn’t call me names if i were you.
• you’re not a teeny bit concerned i might try to finish the job later?
• i paid attention and learned.
• are we all getting the picture now?
• i can’t carry you. you’ll have to stay here.
• i didn’t want to leave her there. i had no choice.
• check yourself and make sure you’re okay.
• yeah and the brown stuff is dried blood.
• scared your name will be there?
• your story was hard to believe.
• i don’t want you to be freaked out about something when it probably means nothing.
• maybe you’re putting together a pattern that isn’t really there.
• i noticed something weird. you can’t call me crazy if i tell you.
• what if we’re the only ones left?
• it’s not about physical strength. we’re smarter than him.
• the clock is running out for some people.
• take off your mask.
• if you’re going to kill me anyway, you might as well tell me who you are.
• maybe i’ll take her and leave her in chunks. maybe i already have.
• it’s not about not liking you. i don’t particularly dislike any of you. 
• i’m curious, have you wondered why i’m doing this? what’s my motivation?
• if i were in your shoes, i’d have so many questions.
• turn around and look at me. it’s hard to hear anything inside this mask.
• this doesn’t feel like reality. is it? is this really happening?
• don’t joke about [name] hurting people. 
• let’s not get too upset. emotions breed mistakes.
• i don’t want him to go to jail. i want him dead.
• if i see him again, i’m going to take your hammer and bash his brains in.
• i wish i’d drilled a hole in his head when i had the chance.
• it’s like there’s a million spiders running down my neck.
• he killed my best friend. if i get my chance, i’m going to make him pay.
• i picked it up when we ran.
• he’s in here somewhere.
• we have to keep running or we have to find a better hiding spot.
• we also have to be prepared to fight.
• i’m gonna hurl. it smells like lemon, cheese and metal in here.
• see. carousel as murder weapon.
• i’m serious. this is life or death.
• all you have to do is curl up like a kitty and fall asleep.
• then he found me. the gross tongue mask from before.
• can you come here? i’m so high i’m hallucinating. or i hope i am.
• move as fast as you can while we still have light.
• did you put your arm around me to guide me into the building or so i could hold you?
• my immortal soul just drifted up. just now. it bloomed.
• mmm, grilled cheese. i should of gotten another one at dinner.
• if i have to fight him, i’m playing for keeps.
• it could be anyone. we can let the cops play detective.
• i’m less concerned with who he is and more concerned with getting out alive.
• you think it’s the same guy?
• that has nothing to do with right now.
• did you think i wouldn’t see you?
• are we going to make it out alive?
• we’re going the long way around to the house of horrors.
• will you please get off the ground?
• there was supposed to be a guard here tonight, wasn’t there?
• i’d rather die than eat anything sweet.
• i’m not so high that i can’t outrun this guy or even take him down.
• you can’t go looking for them alone.
• [name] is dead and if we don’t leave this carnival, so are we.
• if you want to leave, go.
• i’m going to try to find the others.
• i have no idea what you’re talking about. we gotta go.
• something something no man left behind.
• we. can’t. leave. them.
• we won’t be able to help the others if we’re dead.
• there is someone in a black hooded cloak and demon mask.
• it’s a scare actor costume from the carnival.
• we have to get outta here.
• well, i welcome him to come to me, i’ll kick his fucking ass!
• why do i automatically assume people are dead?
• what if everyone is dead?
• we’re more likely to be arrested than murdered.
• one hour and i’ll be done. sixty little minutes and it’s over.
• god, i really don’t want to be here.
• if i stop, it’s over, i’m dead.
• you never know if you’ll get stuck without a bathroom when you need it.
• i can’t wrap my head around one person wanting us dead. what could we have done to two?

»  ━━  .

lyrics  pulled  from  joshua  bassett’s  trilogy  of  songs.  please  amend  wording  or  pronouns  where  necessary.

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• “  my label said to never waste a crisis.  ”
• “  here i am, guitar in hand.  ”
  
• “  honestly, i didn’t want to write this.  ”
• “  if you get to tell your truth then so do i.  ”
  
• “  it’s cool if you want me to play the bad guy.  ”
  
• “  don’t you dare act like i didn’t love you.  ”
  
• “  don’t go thinking that i didn’t hurt too.  ”
  
• “  don’t you ever wonder if i’m okay after all you put me through ?  ”
  
• “  half the shit you’re saying is only half true.  ”
  
• “  you’re messing with my life as a career move.  ”
  
• “  i can’t help but wonder why you won’t make it end.  ”
  
• “  i guess you would never dare to waste a crisis.  ”
  
• “  what the hell am i supposed to do with that ?  ”
  
• “  i wish that i could open my eyes and the nightmare be over.  ”
  
• “  keep fanning the fire for the headlines.  ”
  
• “  weren’t you the one who left in the first place ?  ”
  
• “  weren’t you the one who called things off ?  ”
  
• “  was it an act to love me ?  ”
  
• “  was it an act to hate me ?  ”

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• “  i pulled into your driveway again.  ”
• “  we kissed, but it felt different.  ”
  
• “  i should have seen it coming then.  ”
  
• “  you swore that you only had a crush.  ”
  
• “  you told me that you would cut him off.  ”
  
• “  my friends all warned me i should run for the hills, but i defended you still.  ”
• “  because i knew rumours could kill.  ”
• “  your secret is safe with me.  ”
• “  oh you don’t even know i know.  ”
  
• “  don’t worry because i’m keeping my mouth closed.  ”
• “  how could you be so cold ?  ”
• “   i really hope you had your fun.  ”
  
• “  good for you fooling everyone.  ”
  
• “  you had me tricked for sixteen months.  ”
  
• “  your smoke and mirrors had me hypnotized.  ”
  
• “  i heard the truth last night.  ”
  
• “  when  your woe is me stops working, i bet your songs won’t sound the same.  ”
  
• “  the truth you can’t dent, it changed everything.  ”
• “  you can’t hide behind what’s clear as dare.  ” 

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• “  i don’t know what i did to deserve all this.  ”
• “  i don’t want to be rude or on the defensive.  ”
  
• “  but i’ve been through it too.  ”
• “  i know you feel used.  ”
• “  i know you’ve been hurt.  ”
• “  anything i did to make you feel worse, i’d take it back if i could.  ”
• “  nothing i say will ease the pain.  ”
• “  why must i hurt for you to feel okay ?  ”
• “  you don’t get to take all of me.  ”
• “  set me free.  ”
• “  i don’t need your apology.  ”
• “  i don’t recognise you, not anymore.  ”
• “  you’re not the love that i fell for.  ”
• “  i’ve been running away.  ”
• “  i’ve been facing my fears.  ”
• “  it’s been a fucking year.  ”
• “  i’ve been doing my time, i’ve been working on me.  ”
• “  i wasn’t sure i’d survive.  ”
• “  i’ve never felt so weak.  ”
• “  i hope you know i still care about you dearly.  ”
• “  i’ve got to lock the door and throw away the key.  ”
• “  i won’t never let you hurt me how you hurt me again.  ”

Alternatively, send  + a URL/name and my muse will roast them.

• ❝_{^{There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The ugly and the stupid have the best of it in this world.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We shall all suffer for what the gods have given us, suffer terribly.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have grown to love secrecy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your cynicism is simply a pose.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You know we poor artists have to show ourselves in society from time to time, just to remind the public that we are not savages.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Conscience and cowardice are really the same things.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.}}❞
• ❝_{^{A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is that very vain of me? I think it is rather vain.}}❞
• ❝_{^{None of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is nothing that art cannot express.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The harmony of soul and body—how much that is! We in our madness have separated the two, and have invented a realism that is vulgar, an ideality that is void.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My heart shall never be put under their microscope.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I feel that I have given away my whole soul to someone who treats it as if it were a flower to put in his coat, a bit of decoration to charm his vanity, an ornament for a summer’s day.”}}❞
• ❝_{^{In the wild struggle for existence, we want to have something that endures, and so we fill our minds with rubbish and facts, in the silly hope of keeping our place.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Those who are faithful know only the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love’s tragedies.}}❞
• ❝_{^{People are afraid of themselves, nowadays.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Courage has gone out of our race. Perhaps we never really had it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Every impulse that we strive to strangle broods in the mind and poisons us.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You know more than you think you know, just as you know less than you want to know.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Wherever you go, you charm the world. Will it always be so?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Time is jealous of you, and wars against your lilies and your roses.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Our limbs fail, our senses rot. We degenerate into hideous puppets, haunted by the memory of the passions of which we were too much afraid, and the exquisite temptations that we had not the courage to yield to.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You like your art better than your friends.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am jealous of everything whose beauty does not die.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Credit is the capital of a younger son, and one lives charmingly upon it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Behind every exquisite thing that existed, there was something tragic.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The way of paradoxes is the way of truth.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can sympathize with everything except suffering.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world’s original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one’s mistakes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You are quite delightful and dreadfully demoralizing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am always late on principle, the principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I adore it, but I am afraid of it. It makes me too romantic.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If I ever did a crime, I would come and confess it to you. You would understand me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is always something infinitely mean about other people’s tragedies.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I want to make Romeo jealous. I want the dead lovers of the world to hear our laughter and grow sad. I want a breath of our passion to stir their dust into consciousness, to wake their ashes into pain.}}❞
• ❝_{^{People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The only artists I have ever known who are personally delightful are bad artists.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It often happens that when we think we were experimenting on others we are really experimenting on ourselves.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.}}❞
• ❝_{^{To be in love is to surpass one’s self.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Poor? What does that matter? When poverty creeps in at the door, love flies in through the window.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Our proverbs want rewriting. They were made in winter, and it is summer now; springtime for me, I think, a very dance of blossoms in blue skies.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I shudder at the thought of being free.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I know you would never harm anyone I love, would you?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Of course, it is sudden—all really delightful things are.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Unselfish people are colourless. They lack individuality.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You are much better than you pretend to be.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I cannot understand how anyone can wish to shame the thing he loves.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The real tragedy of the poor is that they can afford nothing but self-denial. Beautiful sins, like beautiful things, are the privilege of the rich.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Being adored is a nuisance.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You are dreadful! I don’t know why I like you so much.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You will always be fond of me. I represent to you all the sins you have never had the courage to commit.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Love is a more wonderful thing than art.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating—people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The secret of remaining young is never to have an emotion that is unbecoming.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I knew nothing but shadows, and I thought them real.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You taught me what reality really is.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You used to stir my imagination. Now you don’t even stir my curiosity.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have grown sick of shadows.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You don’t know what you were to me, once.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You have spoiled the romance of my life.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Without your art, you are nothing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is always something ridiculous about the emotions of people whom one has ceased to love.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is a luxury in self-reproach. When we blame ourselves, we feel that no one else has a right to blame us.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can’t bear the idea of my soul being hideous.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{You cut life to pieces with your epigrams.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Things like that make a man fashionable in Paris. But in London people are so prejudiced.}}❞
• ❝_{^{One should never make one’s début with a scandal. One should reserve that to give an interest to one’s old age.}}❞
• ❝_{^{How extraordinarily dramatic life is!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t think I am heartless. Do you?}}❞
• ❝_{^{The moment she touched actual life, she marred it, and it marred her.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Life has everything in store for you,}}❞
• ❝_{^{We live in an age that reads too much to be wise, and that thinks too much to be beautiful.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If one doesn’t talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You must not tell me about things. What is done is done. What is past is past.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t want to be at the mercy of my emotions. I want to use them, to enjoy them, and to dominate them.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You talk as if you had no heart, no pity in you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{if I told you, you might like me less than you do, and you would certainly laugh at me. I could not bear your doing either of those two things.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your friendship is dearer to me than any fame or reputation.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You became to me the visible incarnation of that unseen ideal whose memory haunts us artists like an exquisite dream.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Whatever I have done that is good, I owe to you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is something fatal about a portrait. It has a life of its own.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Perhaps one should never put one’s worship into words.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There seems to be something tragic in a friendship so colored by romance.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It has a corruption of its own, worse than the corruption of death itself—something that would breed horrors and yet would never die.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The past can always be annihilated.}}❞
• ❝_{^{How exquisite life had once been! How gorgeous in its pomp and decoration! Even to read of the luxury of the dead was wonderful.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is insincerity such a terrible thing? I think not. It is merely a method by which we can multiply our personalities.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am tired of myself tonight. I should like to be somebody else.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I love scandals about other people, but scandals about myself don’t interest me. They have not got the charm of novelty.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You don’t want people to talk of you as something vile and degraded.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You must not say things like that. They are horrible, and they don’t mean anything.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You have had more to do with my life than you think.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Each of us has heaven and hell in him.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Youth smiles without any reason. It is one of its chiefest charms.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Keep your horrible secrets to yourself. They don’t interest me any more.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What is it to me what devil’s work you are up to?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am not at all surprised that the world says that you are extremely wicked.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It is perfectly monstrous, the way people go about nowadays saying things against one behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nowadays all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Everybody I know says you are very wicked.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I like men who have a future and women who have a past.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Moderation is a fatal thing. Enough is as bad as a meal. More than enough is as good as a feast.}}❞
• ❝_{^{He atones for being occasionally somewhat overdressed by being always absolutely overeducated. He is a very modern type.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What do you want? Money? Here it is. Don’t ever talk to me again.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Each man lives his own life and pays his own price for living it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The man who could call a spade a spade should be compelled to use one. It is the only thing he is fit for.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I think that it is better to be beautiful than to be good. But on the other hand, no one is more ready than I am to acknowledge that it is better to be good than to be ugly.}}❞
• ❝_{^{To be popular one must be a mediocrity.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We can have in life but one great experience at best, and the secret of life is to reproduce that experience as often as possible.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wish I could love, but I seem to have lost the passion and forgotten the desire.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My own personality has become a burden to me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Death is the only thing that ever terrifies me.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{The world has always worshipped you. It always will worship you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. That is all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The world is changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.}}❞

• ❝_{^{You kill because you like it.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{And every one of them deserved it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I keep telling you, I can fix it for you if you’ll only say the word.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This ends like it started. In blood.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t know who they think they’re kidding}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t think the past means shit to me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There is a great beast loose in the world of men.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They aren’t coming back no matter what you do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Someone’sbeen watching war movies.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Note the restlessness, the constant need for violent action that characterizes the true adrenaline junkie.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Pretend it never happened. Deny, deny, deny.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t even know what planet I’m on. But I think I’m about to find out.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You can kill every single one of them. That’s the gift I’ll give you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Every night I go out and make the world sane.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Trying to pretend you’re just an ordinary Joe. Spare me, will you?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t lose it. You lose it, and you’re no help to anyone.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I went as far as I ever want to go, this time.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This ‘real America’? It’s a fucking dream, man.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t work for or with anyone. Eventually they let you down.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You made it, you silly son of a bitch.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Still seeing triple here. Not good at all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You know, he is in great shape for a guy his age. I wonder if he’s got a big dick?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Crime never ends. It claims its victims.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{In the end I guess it’s easy after all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s an M60. He just put an M60 in the back of that Subaru.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You really going to beg?}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s when I knew I was getting desperate.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I think you’re still a human being.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Seeking without realizing. Into the nightmare again and again.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I believe some… darkness reached out to you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m a fucking people person, aren’t I?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{If the moment comes, pal, don’t kid yourself you’ll last a second.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{All you did was lose control.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When the time comes, I can put him down like a rabid dog.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Go to hell where you belong, you cock-sucker.}}❞
• ❝_{^{A war that lasts forever, a war that never ends, but you have to say the word.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Was there a time you weren’t so certain of yourself, that your life wasn’t a foregone conclusion?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You take no pleasure in what you do, take no pleasure in anything that I can see.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You get the other guy on the ropes, you keep him there.}}❞

• ❝_{^{What happened in the end?}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{The beginning of the end of the end of the beginning has begun.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You can’t blame someone for their basic lack of moral fiber.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s really no point in doing anything in life, because it’s all over in the blink of an eye — and the next thing you know, rigor mortis sets in.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t make excuses for me. I owe you my life.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is he flirting with you?}}❞
• ❝_{^{To him who has often told the tales of others, many tales will be told.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Rudeness is merely the expression of fear.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Even at the thought of her name, I’m unable to control my emotions.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The plot “thickens”, as they say. Why, by the way? Is it a soup metaphor?}}❞
• ❝_{^{How’s that supposed to make me feel?}}❞
• ❝_{^{It will be my pleasure and, indeed, my privilege to tell you my story. Such as it is.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What a bloody idiot I am. Pathetic fool. Goddamn selfish bastard.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Holy fuck! What’s the meaning of this shit?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You see? There are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I ruined the surprise, I suppose.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What’s troubling you? Are you weeping?}}❞
• ❝_{^{The most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Who’d they kill this time?}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s not that I don’t “like” it. I’m physically repulsed.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Well, I suppose I’d better take back everything I just said.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{That doesn’t mean I’m not going to throttle the little swamp rat.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I suppose you’d call that a draw.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That fucking faggot!}}❞
• ❝_{^{The requirements were always the same. They had to be rich, insecure, vain, superficial, blonde, needy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You sick, pathetic creep. I hate you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We’ll just have to wing it, I suppose.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Did he just throw my cat out the window?}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s not a very flattering portrait, I’m afraid. I was once considered a great beauty.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m going to blast your candy-ass once and for all right now!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I go to bed with all my friends.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You filthy, goddamn, pock-marked, fascist asshole!}}❞
• ❝_{^{She’s my girlfriend. You can’t just buy her things.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It reminded her of me. It will remind me of her. Always.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I suppose this is to be expected back in… where do you come from, again?}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s a poem, but we might want to go ahead and start on the soup since it’s forty-six stanzas.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m afraid that’s me, darling.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s a masterpiece. The rest of this shit is worthless junk.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy-ass.}}❞

• ❝_{^{The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I preen for Satan.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I disembowel. It’s what I do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{He gave them the heebie-jeebies. He had nothing else to give.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’d sell you to Satan for one corn chip.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I love you despite the warning signs.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m a dirty bird.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This was a topsy-turvy world of anguish, shame and self-torment.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m three ounces of whoop-ass.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Dealing with you is like herding cats.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My mating dance is mostly seizures.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This jackassery will not stand!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve been through hell and come out singing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your love has made me a drunk.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m not majestic on weekends.}}❞
• ❝_{^{God can’t help you now.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{That’s a crazy idea. Insane. It doesn’t make sense.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I had on my prettiest dress and he never even looked at it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{He had a violent, uncontrolled temper, which sent him literally insane when he was annoyed, but he was good looking.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This might have passed a very pleasant evening had shit not gotten real.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Perhaps you can do something about the evil spirit in my head.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My emotions have three outlets: haughty silence, tears and rage.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I do not go to my happy place, I go to my high lonesome place.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am often seized by the fatal American need to have a pretty good time.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I’m addicted to shiny things.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The ability to remain sober and gracious is, indeed, a mild form of insanity.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Looking for trouble and if I cannot find it, I will create it.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{The drinks came. I wasn’t about to be sobered by anything like regret.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Foie gras this, motherfucker!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{The whispery groans in my mind are beginning to issue orders.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Unicorn of love, impale me!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Oh. You’re an artist.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I hope you’ll excuse my cheap wit, but the hour is late and it’s all I have left.}}❞
• ❝_{^{As always, all I should’ve said was, “I love you.”}}❞

• ❝_{^{Didn’t I say the world was cruel?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let your life be a dream.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You can never trust a monster.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Blood is cheap.}}❞
• ❝_{^{In you is a world of promise.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can’t feel nothing at all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face?}}❞ 
• ❝_{^{All you have to do is pull the trigger.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Pray he never comes knocking at your door.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Why are my genetics such a bitch?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m the monster, I’m the villain.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s my job to steal and rob.}}❞
  ❝_{^{Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You could have died! You… you scared me to death!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You break my friggin’ heart.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am not a murderer.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What is this? You disgust me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am only living out a lie!}}❞
• ❝_{^{“Accidents” don’t end in murder.}}❞
• ❝_{^{She needs a little help with the agony.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Would you change who you are, if you could?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Commence your groveling!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I thought I’d seen a ghost.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s too painful.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Remember who you are.}}❞
• ❝_{^{How self-absorbed people can be!}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one is around who might rescue you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You missed your medicine.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m the smartest and the toughest.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Sorry to be so theatrical.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m infected.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You want the world for nothing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one wants a thankless job.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Someone’s gonna hang if i don’t get my coffee!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your designer heart still beats with common blood.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I guess I’ll take it to my death!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Look what I’ve become.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What’s this? Rat piss?}}❞
• ❝_{^{All these years have come and gone.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You never were a man of many words.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Why relive that moment?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, I have hated and loved you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s terminal.}}❞
• ❝ _{^{You’re not men, you’re creatures. I’m embarrassed by you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There are things in life that we do best to leave alone.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m sweeter than sixteen!}}❞
• ❝_{^{We have both been kept in bondage.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compared me to a corpse.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This is your fault! I asked you to help me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s gonna be a bloodbath.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Didn’t you say you were infected?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t think that I can be fixed.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You never should have left me. I would have given you the world.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s nice to see young talent blooming.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I will shoot you in the face!}}❞
• ❝_{^{A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stay with the dead. I’m joining the living.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re gonna be alright now, that’s all that matters.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can go out with a bang!}}❞
• ❝_{^{How much of it’s genetics? How much of it is fate?}}❞
• ❝_{^{These eyes can do more than see.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I will not be betrayed.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You gonna start applauding?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Happiness is not a warm scalpel.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Now I can drink whatever I want!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s all part of the show.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re no better than they are!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve made my peace.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You could learn from all my failures.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’d be lost if I were to lose you, I will stop at nothing to keep you safe.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Didn’t you say that you’d protect me?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I hate you. Go and die.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I look like a crime scene.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Thanks for the disease!}}❞
• ❝_{^{A tale befitting any opera.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nothing ever lasts in this world.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’ve got to fight through it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I will find a hole and fuck it!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Gold, it makes the world go round.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let the monster rise!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s too late for me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m the cause of all your sickness.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m dying, you idiots.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I didn’t know i’d love you so much, but I do.}}❞

• ❝_{^{its all fun and games until its not that anymore}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{i grow more powerful every day and by powerful i mean sad}}❞
• ❝_{^{only the good die young? phew good thing that i am so incredibly awful}}❞
• ❝_{^{if theres one thing i dont know about its everything}}❞
• ❝_{^{heres some general life advice, when the sun hits the ground find somewhere to hide}}❞
• ❝_{^{surfs up. hail satan}}❞
• ❝_{^{after 13 long years congress approved a bill that will finally let the bodies hit the floor}}❞
• ❝_{^{hey kids, i know youre struggling right now but im here to tell you, everything gets worse forever}}❞
• ❝_{^{in a way aren’t we all responsible for my actions}}❞
• ❝_{^{some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense}}❞
• ❝_{^{if your newborn baby has a full head of hair that means it is a business baby and is ready to enter the world of finance}}❞
• ❝_{^{i may be dumb as hell but i am also insanely stupid}}❞
• ❝_{^{take every thing you own and throw it into the ocean who cares}}❞
• ❝_{^{you know the old saying, boys will be trash}}❞
• ❝_{^{one of these days i will float up off into damn space and no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa}}❞
• ❝_{^{if i could shoot anything with a gun i would probably shoot another gun, the hunter become the hunted}} ❞
• ❝_{^{lets forget about the bodies for a second. what do you really want to let hit the floor? your feelings perhaps?}}❞
• ❝_{^{i’ve seen a lot of things in my time, which i blame on me leaving my eyes open. things got a lot better once i decided to just close them}}❞
• ❝_{^{learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit}}❞
• ❝_{^{there are few things in life that can’t be achieved with occult dark magic}}❞
• ❝_{^{how to predict the future: think of the worst possible thing that could happen}}❞
• ❝_{^{halloween is forever bitch}}❞
• ❝_{^{who are the real criminals, me who does the crimes or the people who hurt my feelings all the time}}❞
• ❝_{^{looks like things are always happening once again}}❞
• ❝_{^{i am going to lay completely still on the forest floor until either things start going my way or i disintegrate into nothing}}❞
• ❝_{^{im sure im going to ruffle some feathers with this but given the choice between good times and bad times i would like to have the good times}}❞
• ❝_{^{the best way to solve problems is to create more problems until you are dead}}❞
• ❝_{^{tired of people always telling me go to hospital and that i’ve lost a lot of blood, its my severe head injury not yours stay out of it}}❞
• ❝_{^{i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch}}❞
• ❝_{^{i hope one day i will find love, or a cool looking leaf. either one}}❞
• ❝_{^{piles of uneaten candy will signal im dead}}❞
• ❝_{^{the hairless rat is not a new species, merely a result of my failed scam of shaving rats and selling the hair back to them at a high price}}❞
• ❝_{^{we let the bodies hit the floor then what? next we’ll have bodies hitting walls, roofs, you name it, bodies will be hitting it}}❞
• ❝_{^{sometimes the people that hurt us the most are the ones swinging big knives around while screaming and trying to cut us}}❞
• ❝_{^{yeah yeah blame the guy whos dna matches with the dna found at the crime scene. surprise surprise}}❞
• ❝_{^{for as long as i can remember i have been able to remember things, maybe even before that}}❞
• ❝_{^{yeah i looked both ways before crossing the street, i looked both ‘handsome’ and 'radiant’, too bad i got hit by that car}}❞
• ❝_{^{stop living in a dream world and start living in the regular nightmare world all of the rest of us live in}}❞
• ❝_{^{blood moon, very cool to see. and whats the sun doing again? the same regular thing for the millionth time? what a load of worthless trash}}❞
• ❝_{^{if existing for an amount of time has taught me anything its that i have no idea whats going on}}❞
• ❝_{^{hurled my bible at the paper boy and knocked him off his bike with the real news}}❞
• ❝_{^{i’ll go in whatever direction the wind takes me, and if i am too heavy for wind to move me around i will probably just lay down and die here}}❞
• ❝_{^{i’ve said it before and i will say it again, i think people should give me hundreds of dollars and feel good about doing it}}❞
• ❝_{^{wow, i’ve never thought about it like that before. and i never will. i’ve already forgotten what you said, good bye forever}}❞
• ❝_{^{stop being so defensive i am just trying to hit you with weapons}}❞
• ❝_{^{dont betray me and act surprised when i get revenge on you, thats the number one consequence of betraying me. everyone knows it. even babies}}❞
• ❝_{^{blood is just nature’s red water that flys out when you make a mistake. relax and enjoy the experience for once}}❞
• ❝_{^{reached the limit of what you can do with imagination? why not try occult dark magic}}❞
• ❝_{^{if anyone needs me i will be laying face down on the ocean floor}}❞
• ❝_{^{its time to forget the mistakes of the past and start making the mistakes of the future}}❞

• ❝_{^{I am feel uncomfortable when we are not about me?}}❞
• ❝_{^{i not even allowed indoors}}❞
• ❝_{^{sunglass fall off my face. how I going to cool?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{how come sometimes there is talking that don’t isn’t come from my mouth????? But????????}} ❞
• ❝_{^{it a bribe I bribing you}}❞
• ❝_{^{if I was on moneys economy would crash becase nobod could part with my beauty picture}}❞
• ❝_{^{i mildly inconvenience by certain things and i not gonna take it anymore.}}❞
• ❝_{^{lets make Amerca best but not as best as me. make it a close second}}❞
• ❝_{^{Worried you being spied? It okay NSA too busy watching me be beauty.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i look in the mirror and impress with how good at me I am today.}}❞
• ❝_{^{my new year resoltution is to presdident}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have two potata chip but only one mouth. My life is complicated}}❞
• ❝_{^{I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i could not find any worm today so i put a spaggettis in some dirt.}}❞
• ❝_{^{will I be my valentine yes i do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{just because i think human not should able marry it not mean i a humaphobe i just afraid of humans their hands weird???}}❞
• ❝_{^{I will chase you Dortito. I will chase you from here to cornternity.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I went inside the dollars bank today to figure how money works. then I found the candy bowl. I not allow inside bank anymore.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{if i stand on one foot it definite intentioneal and not cause i forget where is the other one.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i pride in me for being best. The best.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i’m don’t want to sing with no mary poopins. i only in it for the spoonsful of sugar make it two}}❞
• ❝_{^{three page tax code??? how about a 0 page tax cod i don’t reading???}}❞
• ❝_{^{uhm i starting suspect big bird is not a bird at all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{pepole who say i doesn’t spelling good hello we not a spelling bee??? i’m could eat that bee.}}❞
• ❝_{^{oops I forgot which end is my bottom oh there it is safe and sound}}❞
• ❝_{^{i’m wake up on the right side of the nest ever morning because i remember i’m me again}}❞
• ❝_{^{I promise I not eat you. ok i don’t promise.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i open a theme restraunt it called bird and you put bread on the floor and I eat it. also skeeball.}}❞
• ❝_{^{when I’m put my ear hole to a  chip, I can hear the potatocean.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I tried get on a uber but I fell off}}❞
• ❝_{^{uhm but I could suprem court justice??? i bring my own gavel. It a marshmellow on a pretzel and I already ate it okay.}}❞
• ❝_{^{i was not done sharing the truth???}}❞
• ❝_{^{please dont go away i love you not just for your biscits mainly for your biscits}}❞
• ❝_{^{we need stop with all the politlical correctedness and start with the political wrongness}}❞
• ❝_{^{you raise good point but may I suggest I MOST pretty???“}}❞
• ❝_{^{oh so does a rabbit lay eggs?? No????? get your own holiday.}}❞
• ❝_{^{obama not yet address improtant issue of sometimes I accident eat a baby carrot because it seems cheeto???}}❞

• ❝_{^{What a creepy thing to be happening!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s nice to meet me, the pleasure is yours!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You have a talent for causing things pain!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t feed the plants!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m willing to keep on doing bloody, awful, evil things!}}❞
• ❝_{^{What do you want from me — blood?}}❞
• ❝_{^{The rainbow’s just a no-show.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Does this look inanimate to you, punk?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re a monster and so am I!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Who knew success would come with messy, nasty strings?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Take a breath and look around: a lot of folks deserve to die!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Three words with the ring of fate.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you mind if I call you a genius?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Downtown: where depression’s just status quo.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stop right where you are, don’t you move a thing!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Looks like you’re not happy, unless I open a vein.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Feed me!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re lookin’ cute as can be!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Bear in mind, I’m not immortal.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have so, so many strong reservations.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Poor! All my life I’ve always been poor.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll gladly treat you like my blood, and my own flesh.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Thanks a million for making the magic you do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Who cares if I’ve been a little on the anemic side these past few weeks?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You’ve given me nothing, but heartache and hurt.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The bosses take your money and they break your hearts.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nobody ever treated me kindly.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They’re gonna put you in jail!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You got no place to hide, you got nowhere to run.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Must be blood! Must be fresh!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve got no choice — I’m much too poor!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Relationships are no-go.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re barely alive.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Officially, I’m your brat!}}❞
• ❝_{^{He’ll never ever ever be any good!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Feed me all night long!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Tell your mama something’s gonna get her — she better beware!}}❞
• ❝_{^{All of a sudden success coming out of the blue!}}❞
• ❝_{^{When he’s gone, the world will be yours.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What we have here is an ethical dilemma.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Please understand, it’s still strange and frightening.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Someday, you’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You cater to a million jerks.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I dream of a place where we could be together at last.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You need blood and he’s got more than enough!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Someone show me a way to get outta here.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I know things were bad, but now they’re okay.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t let my mirth deceive you!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m dating a semi-sadist…}}❞
• ❝_{^{I keep asking God what I’m for, and he tells me ‘gee, I’m not sure!’}}❞
• ❝_{^{Trust me and your life will surely rival King Tut’s!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m begging you sweetly, I’m down on my knees!}}❞
• ❝_{^{People will pay you to be inhumane.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stand aside watch that motha’ blow! Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’d poison guppies, and when I was done, I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Someone gimme my shot or I’ll rot here.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I get off on the pain I inflict!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Lady luck came and found me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It really is a rotten way to go!}}❞
• ❝_{^{They say the meek gonna get it — and you’re a meek little guy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I dream we’ll go somewhere that’s green.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stop and think it over, pal… that guy sure looks like plant food to me.}}❞

• ❝_{^{I’m going to make this way harder than it needs to be.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{Who says exactly what they’re thinking? What kind of game is that?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Speaking of funerals… why don’t you go ahead and die?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Please don’t throw garbage at me.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Well, well, well… how the turn tables.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Just Do It. You were the “it” that I was just doing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Decent people everywhere will get offended.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Who am I? I’m [name], the business bitch.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, speaking of time machines… I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I never smile if I can help it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This is a dream I’ve been having since lunch, and I am not giving up on it now.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If you pray enough, you can change yourself into a cat person.}}❞
• ❝ _{^{Occasionally, I will hit someone with my car. So sue me.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I really enjoy being judged.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Friends joke with one another. ‘Hey, you’re poor.’ ‘Hey, your momma’s dead.’ That’s what friends do.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{They’re trying to make me an escape goat.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If I don’t have some cake soon I might die.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Your mom, you gay nerd!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t want to blame anyone in particular… I think everyone’s to blame.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do I need to be liked? Absolutely not. I like to be liked. I enjoy being liked. I have to be liked. But it’s not like this compulsive need to be liked. Like my need to be praised.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is this a video conference you’re having with… “Drake” featuring “Swizz Beatz”?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Should have burned this place down when I had the chance.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Nobody does anything for me anymore unless I threaten to kill myself.}}❞
• ❝_{^{So everyone here knows pirate code?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Your internet searches were so filthy we had to throw out your computer.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have the worst attitude of anyone here.}}❞
• ❝_{^{And I knew exactly what to do, but in a much more real sense I had no idea what to do.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{What is so stupid about wanting to name a baby Usher?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have a lot of questions. Number one: how dare you?!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re always saying there’s something wrong with society, but maybe it’s something wrong with you.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I talk a lot, so I’ve learned to just tune myself out.}} ❞

• ❝_{^{And it’s beautiful!}}❞
• ❝_{^{The latest technology; like stones, and bowls.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Crazy rice farms!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Knock, knock. Get the door, it’s religion!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{The government was taken over by another clique.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hi, dipshit.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Can you call us something else, other than dipshit?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Get that squared away.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They really didn’t give a shit about running the country.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{How are you supposed to protect your shit, from criminals?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hire a samurai!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Please respect us, or else we might invade you.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Now there’s more art!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Vote now on your phones.}}❞
• ❝_{^{He was off somewhere writing poetry.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s anybody’s game.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They just wanna sell some shit.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Yeah, right. It’s not gonna be this kid. It’s gonna be one us, ‘cause we’re grownups.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{We’re talkin’ geography, skeletons, physics!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Huge boats. With guns. Gunboats.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That sucks. This sucks!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Stop, no, you can’t take that…}}❞
• ❝_{^{Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Can you maybe chill?}}❞
• ❝_{^{How ‘bout maybe you chill?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Weapons are getting crazy!}}❞
• ❝_{^{The Great Depression is bad.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No, don’t do that… you’re not supposed to take over the world…}} ❞
• ❝_{^{How ‘bout I do, anyway?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{He has a cool mustache, and he’s trying to take over the world and needs friends.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{War looks bad on TV.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Everything’s still pretty cool, I guess.}} ❞

• _{^{part 1 can be found}}  here.
  

“ WHAT COMES NEXT? ”

• ❝_^Insane!❞
• ❝_{^{I’m so blue…}}❞
• ❝_{^{You were mine to subdue!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve got a small query for you –}}❞
• ❝_{^{What comes next?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you know how hard it is to lead?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Awesome, wow!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you have a clue what happens now?}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s much harder when it’s all your call!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t come crawling back to me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re on your own…}}❞

“ WHAT’D I MISS? ”

• ❝_{^{You ready for more yet?}}❞
• ❝_{^{The sun comes up, and the world still spins.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Now the work at home begins…}}❞
• ❝_{^{So, what’d I miss?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wanna give you a kiss!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve been in Paris meeting lots of different ladies…}}❞
• ❝_{^{I guess I basically missed the late ‘80s.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I traveled the wide, wide world and came back to this.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Can you get us out of the mess we’re in?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Where have you been?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Headfirst, into the abyss!}}❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #1 ”

• ❝_{^{We shouldn’t settle for less.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t act surprised.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Welcome to thepresent.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Would you like to join us?}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{How do you not get it?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Yeah, keep ranting!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You think I’m frightened of you, man?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re mad as a hatter, son, take your medicine!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Damn, you’re in worse shape than the national debt is in!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hey! Turn around, bend over, I’ll show you where my shoe fits!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Such a blunder… sometimes it makes me wonder, why I even bring the thunder.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You wanna pull yourself together?}}❞

“ THE ROOM WHERE IT HAPPENS ”

• ❝_{^{And all he had to do was die…}}❞
• ❝_{^{I guess I’m gonna finally have to listen to you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hate the sin, love the sinner.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Decisions are happening over dinner.}}❞
• ❝_{^{And here’s the pièce de résistance!}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one else was in the room where it happened.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one really knows how the game is played.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We just assume that it happened.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I know you hate him, but let’s hear what he has to say.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home?}}❞
• ❝_{^{In God we trust.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You got more than you gave.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wanted what I got.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You don’t get a win unless you play in the game.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You get nothing if you wait for it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We dream in the dark, for the most part.}}❞

“ SCHUYLER DEFEATED ”

• ❝_{^{Sometimes that’s how it goes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one knows who you are or what you do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They don’t like you!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’ll always be adored by the things you create.}}❞
• ❝_{^{People think you’re crooked.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve always considered you a friend.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I swear, your pride will be the death of us all. Beware, it goes before the fall!}}❞

“ CABINET BATTLE #2 ”

• ❝_{^{The only person you have to convince is me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Now is the time to stand!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hey, and if you don’t know… now you know.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You must be out of your goddamn mind!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Uh, do whatever you want, I’m super dead!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do we not fight for freedom?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Frankly, it’s a little disquieting.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You would let your ideals blind you to reality?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Have you an ounce of regret?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Where do we draw the line?}}❞
• ❝_{^{So quick-witted.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Daddy’s calling.}}❞

“ I KNOW HIM ”

• ❝_{^{I’m perplexed.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wasn’t aware that was something a person could do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That can’t be!}}❞
• ❝_{^{That poor man, they’re gonna eat him alive!}}❞
• ❝_{^{They all look small.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Watch them run.}}❞
• ❝_{^{They will tear each other into pieces, Jesus Christ, this’ll be fun!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Good luck!}} ❞

“ BURN ”

• ❝_{^{I saved every letter you wrote me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I knew you were mine.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I thought you were mine…}}❞
• ❝_{^{Be careful with that one, love – he will do what it takes to survive.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You and your words flooded my senses.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When you were mine, the world seemed to burn.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You have ruined our lives.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m erasing myself from the narrative.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You have torn it all apart.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The world has no right to my heart.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m burning the memories.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I hope that you burn.}}❞

“ WE KNOW ”

• ❝_{^{What is this?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is that what you have? Are you done?}}❞
• ❝_{^{'Virtue’ is not a word I’d apply to this situation.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can almost see the headline, your career is done!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I hope you saved some money.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you promise not to tell another soul what you saw?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Is that a yes?}}❞
• ❝_^Whaaaat?❞
• ❝_{^{Yes, I have reasons for shame.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{Rumors only grow. And we both know what we know.}}❞

“ YOUR OBEDIENT SERVANT ”

• ❝_{^{I am slow to anger, but I toe the line.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Now you call me 'amoral’?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{If you’ve got something to say, name a time and place.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I have the honor to be your obedient servant.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I am not the reason no one trusts you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one knows what you believe.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Here’s an itemized list of thirty years of disagreements.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Sweet Jesus.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hey, I have not been shy!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Prepare to bleed, good man!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You stand only for yourself, it’s what you do.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I can’t apologize because it’s true.}}❞

• ❝_{^{Nothing says a good party like everyone shooting at nothing.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{Whoops, you heard me insulting you? Yeah, don’t take it personally… you’re just a piece of shit.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Yeah, I got murdered — what about it?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{So, number one: this is a huge waste of my time. And number two: go fuck yourself.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I can now grab the sun by the titties.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{The second I re-enter this reality, I’m coming back to that fighting ring and I’m taking you to lunch.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll trap you in this fucking corner. How’d you like that you little prick?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{They gave me this card but forgot that I’m illiterate, so…}}❞
• ❝_{^{This orange is having a bad day!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This man just walked right through the event horizon like he’s walking down the sidewalk.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I’m late for my pornography class!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{We can cut through the perception of time!}}  ❞
• ❝_{^{You can buy things with a credit card, I’m sure you knew that… but did you know you can sell things with it as well? Such as murder?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Try to get Bill Nye to explain that shit!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{No, no! Honey Nut Cheeri-no!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you think you could speak up a little bit? I can’t hear you over the sound of war.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{PC versus… smack!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Is that dude trying to run for mayor? In my town - in Daddy’s town?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This is a party so good the cops put me on the most wanted list just trying to break it up.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You know what they say: you can never really know a person until you’ve walked a mile in their skinsuit.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I’d rather be gargling Bigfoot’s piss.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{This is much easier to manage and comprehend than flying around having an existential crisis.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{What the fuck? How did I not put those puzzle pieces together?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Give a tomato a false sense of security. When it thinks it’s safe, throw it on the fucking knife!}}  ❞
• ❝_{^{Just a little bit of ghost semen, a common ingredient found in most beverages.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Batman stole my arms.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t mind my tongue, it’s just here to give you the gospel.}}❞
• ❝_{^{So this is how the world ends, huh? This is pure chaos and pandemonium!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{If my dick doesn’t get sucked after that performance there’s something wrong with our society.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I’m trying to make a nice cold drink, not perform cold fusion!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Alright, I’m inside of this man. I’m wearing him like a fucking halloween costume!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{General Titan Titties reporting for duty.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Who knows how many bananas this is gonna take to repair, fucking awesome.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{What are you looking at there, pal? Never seen a rooster at a strip club before?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I can be your Q-tip, baby!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You need to fight with honor, not fuck!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{He packs a punch, but I’ll pack his suitcase!}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s right, I know you didn’t vote for me last time, baby! Here’s your chance for redemption.}}  ❞
• ❝_{^{Are they turning into a tire? That’s a useless transformer.}} ❞

• ❝_{^{What’s your favorite idea? Mine is being creative!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{You’re gonna end up sad inside!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Are you hungry? You look to be a bit hungry!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your heart beats hard like a big love drum, calling for your special one!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Everything’s cool, it’s the future!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re lonely! I can see it in your eyes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Everywhere you look all you see is hatred, and darkness, death and fear.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You will never be alone!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Listen to the voices in your brain!}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s the way that all love goes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You know it doesn’t have to be. That I hate you, and you hate me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Clever, I’m very clevery guy!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Wow, look, nothing!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Now let’s all agree to never be creative again.}}❞
• ❝_{^{All we’re asking you to do is change your name, and clean your brain, and forget anything about you ever knew!}}❞
• ❝_{^{No, you don’t know who I am… but maybe I could hold your hand.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This is your chance to start anew!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re not thinking creatively!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Inside my mind there is a digital mind!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You are not invited to the party.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s fish everywhere… fish everywhere.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Digital style!}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s always time for a song!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re confused, but that’s okay!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It makes you sad, doesn’t it? That there’s so much hatred in the world.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I count to 50 in the blink of an eye!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, wow, how amazing. And interesting, too.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I use my hair to express myself!}}❞
• ❝_{^{No no no, that’s not how it’s done!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll be fine! But eventually, everyone runs out of time.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The past is far behind us, the future doesn’t exist!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Ugh, you’re gonna make me sick!}}❞
• ❝_{^{But your body, it must'a have to be healthy!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t be stupid, friend!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s easy to be a clever smart boy like me!}}❞
• ❝_{^{And do you ever feel like life’s unfair - ‘cause everybody hates you, and no one cares!}}❞
• ❝_{^{When you stare at the clouds in the sky, don’t you find it exciting?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Maybe time’s just a construct of human perception. An illusion created by-}}❞
• ❝_{^{You could do it all digitallyyyyyyyyyyy!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Go and collect some leaves and sticks, and arrange them into your favorite color.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You must save your love for your special one!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Time is important and I am a clock!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Yeah but, something's… wrong.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’ll end up with your teeth all grey!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Use your mind to have a good time!}}❞
• ❝_{^{What’s that? A tasty snack? You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Wow! I’d like to be as smart as a computer.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let’s go on a journey, a journey through time!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I made this for you, cause I love you so much!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You need to know what’s right from wrong.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That sounds really boring.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You shouldn’t eat food from a stranger’s plate!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, no. Look, it’s all broken and on the floor.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Green is not a creative color.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What is love, is it in the sky?}}❞
• ❝_{^{That doesn’t make sense!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Here’s another good tip on how to be a creative whiz kid…}}❞
• ❝_{^{I don’t wanna do this anymore!}}❞
• ❝_{^{If you follow me, maybe you’ll see that love is everywhere!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Everything’s made out of numbers and code!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Time is a ruler to measure the day, it doesn’t go backwards, only one way.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let’s get healthy now!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down!}}❞
• ❝_{^{DON’T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE!}}❞
• ❝_{^{If we run out of time, then where does it go?}} ❞
• ❝_{^{If he’s not quite real, then I’m not real, too!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I just need to get some information from you!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Come on, just over the rainbow!}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s a time and a place for mucking around!}}❞

_{^{Send an emoji to learn how good/bad my muse is at that particular skill!}}

•  _{^{— kissing}}
  
•  _{^{— makeup}}
•  _{^{— video games}}
•  _{^{— singing}}
•  _{^{— dancing}}
•  _{^{— playing an instrument}}
•  _{^{— taking care of living things}}
•  _{^{— surviving in the wilderness}}
•  _{^{— fighting}}
•  _{^{— following rules}}
•  _{^{— cooking}}
•  _{^{— taking care of children}}
•  _{^{— giving presents to others}}
•  _{^{— hosting parties}}
•  _{^{— romance/flirting}}
•  _{^{— art}}
•  _{^{— luck}}
• ⚽️  _{^{— sports}}
•  _{^{— swimming}}
•  _{^{— driving}}
•  _{^{— magic}}
•  _{^{— investigating}}
•  _{^{— long range weapons}}
• _{^{— explosives}}
  
•  _{^{— melee weapons}}
•  _{^{— scientific pursuits}}
•  _{^{— hygiene}}
•  _{^{— finance}}
•  _{^{— knowledge of the world}}
•  _{^{— communing with the paranormal}}
•  _{^{— reading}}
•  _{^{— engineering/mechanics}}
• ⌛️ _{^{— time management}}
•  _{^{— organization}}
•  _{^{— alcohol tolerance}}
•  _{^{— riding a bike}}
•  _{^{— performance art/acting}}
• ⚓️ _{^{— sailing}}
• ➗ _{^{— mathematics}}

• ❝_{^{I’ve tasted blood and I want more.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{Don’t get hot and flustered!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m dressed up with no place to go.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Madness takes its toll.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Feeling down? Well, that’s no crime.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m a muscle fan!}}❞
• ❝_{^{All I know is, down inside I’m bleeding.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I thought I was divine…}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re as sensual as a pencil.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll remove the cause, but not the symptom!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re spaced out on sensation.}}❞
• ❝_{^{A mental mindfuck can be nice!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m a wild and untamed thing!}}❞
• ❝_{^{God knows I’ve tried to find the truth.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m your new commander, you now are my prisoner!}}❞
• ❝_{^{You can’t see me - no, not at all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Whatever happened to when you dressed up sharp and you felt alright?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t dream it, be it!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your lifestyle’s too extreme.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m gonna give you some terrible thrills…}}❞
• ❝_{^{From the day he was born, he was trouble.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I very nearly loved him!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t judge a book by its cover.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My high is low.}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s a light in the darkness of everybody’s life.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’d better wise up!}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{I wanted to be dressed just the same…}}❞
• ❝_{^{My confidence has increased!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, I feel sexy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If there’s one fool for you then I am it!}}❞
• ❝_{^{So, come up to the lab!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll tell you once, I won’t tell you twice!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let’s do the time warp again!}}❞
• ❝_{^{In just seven days, oh baby, I can make you a man.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It was great when it all began.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Rosetinted world keeps me safe from my trouble and pain.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve got something to say.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I see you shiver with antici… pation!}}❞
• ❝_{^{The only thing I’ve come to trust is an orgasmic rush of lust.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Left from my dreaming was a feeling of unnameable dread.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s something you’ll get used to.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s three ways that love can grow: good, bad or mediocre.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve got an itch to scratch.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll get you a satanic mechanic!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve even lied.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Give yourself over to absolute pleasure!}}❞
• ❝_{^{There’s a fire in my heart, and you fan it!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m a bee with a deadly sting!}}❞
• ❝_{^{So why don’t you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ve only ever kissed before.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m in another dimension, with voyeuristic intention - well-secluded, I see all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{All I know is still the beast is feeding.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t get strung out by the way that I look!}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s astounding, time is fleeting.}}❞
• ❝_{^{But it’s the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.}}❞
• ❝_{^{And crawling on the planet’s face? Some insects called the ‘human race.’}}❞
• ❝_{^{By night I’m one hell of a lover!}}❞
• ❝_{^{The road was long, but i ran it!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wanna be dirty!}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s all the time that it takes for a heart to turn to stone.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You look like you’re pretty groovy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh, woe is me, my life is a misery!}}❞
• ❝_{^{There has got to be something better here for you and me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Hey, listen to me - stay sane inside insanity!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I could show you my favourite obsession.}}❞

• ❝_{^{Nice job breaking it, hero.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Killing you and giving you good advice aren’t mutually exclusive.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re not even going the right way.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Regulations require both hands to be empty before any cake.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What’s your point, anyway?Survival?}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m not kidding now. Turn back or I will kill you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Most importantly, under no circumstances should you —}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well, I won’t let you! How does that feel?}}❞
• ❝_{^{You haven’t escaped, you know.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Maybe you could settle for that and we’ll just call it a day.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Android hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Unbelievable! You, [Subject Name Here], must be the pride of [Subject Hometown Here]!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stop it! I… I… We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Time out for a second. That wasn’t supposed to happen.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this.}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s a mystery I’ll solve later… By myself. Because you’ll be dead.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The difference between us is that I can feel pain.}}❞
• ❝_{^{That thing is probably some kind of raw sewage container. Go ahead and rub your face all over it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Have I lied to you? I mean, inthisroom.}}❞
• ❝_{^{This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior.}}❞
• ❝_{^{A complimentary escape hatch will open in 3, 2, 1.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Didn’t we have some fun, though?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Do you think I am trying to trick you with reverse psychology? I mean, seriously now.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Fantastic! You remained resolute and resourceful in an atmosphere of extreme pessimism.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Your entire life has been a mathematical error. A mathematical error I’m about to correct.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Thank you for helping us help you help us all.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I wouldn’t bother with that thing. My guess is that touching it will just make your life even worse somehow.}}❞
• ❝_{^{No one will blame you for giving up. In fact, quitting at this point is a perfectly reasonable response.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Uh oh. Somebody cut the cake. I told them to wait for you, but they did it anyway.}}❞
• ❝_{^{When I said deadly neurotoxin, the ‘deadly’ was inmassivesarcasm quotes.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Oh well. If you want my advice, you should just lie down in front of a rocket.}}❞
• ❝_{^{The floor here will kill you - try to avoid it.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You really shouldn’t be here. This isn’t safe for you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me you’re dead.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Someday we’ll remember this and laugh. And laugh. And laugh. Oh boy.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We will stop enhancing the truth.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stop squirming and die like an adult.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’ll tell you what that thing isn’t: It isn’t yours. So leave it alone.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re curious about what happens after you die, right? Guess what: I know.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We have added a consequence for failure.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Despite your violent behavior, the only thing you’ve managed to break so far is my heart.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You are kidding me.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here.}}❞

• ❝_{^{The average person is swallowed by eight spiders each year while sleeping.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Dance like the government is watching.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Good artists borrow. Great artists commit murder.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We hold these truths to be self evident, even though, historically and in practice, none of them have seemed to be.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Stars! They’re just like us… Fixed points of light against the void, arranged in contrived constellations of long-dead gods!}}❞
• ❝_{^{What’s the deal with airplane food? What’s the deal with human attachments in a mortal world? What’s the deal with those two things?}}❞
• ❝_{^{See? You never needed that wand or that cape. The power to feel unfocused shame and anxiety was within you this whole time.}}❞
• ❝_{^{On a long enough timeline, the unlikely event of an emergency is not only likely, but certain. The good news is that your timeline isn’t long.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you’ve been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You can tell me all your secrets. I mean, you absolutely shouldn’t. I’ll use them against you. But you technically can.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Every cloud has a silver, neurochemical lining.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Good night. Sleep tight. Don’t let the bed bugs bite. Don’t let the bed birds peck your eyes. Don’t let the bed worms get into your mouth.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Ask your doctor if the moon belongs to you.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of the false vacuum of the universe collapsing, instantly destroying everything that is.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’m sure everything will be fine. I’m sure of lots of things that are wrong. I’m highly fallible.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Who’s a good boy? How can we be certain? Is a ‘good boy’ measured in action or intent? You are subjectively a good boy! Oh yes you are!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Good pairings for this wine include pasta, stone fruits, conversation with someone you distrust, and a sudden loss of cabin pressure.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If you’re happy and you know it, then the chemtrails are finally working.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Not really killing time so much as euthanizing it.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Have fun tonight pretending to be something or somebody you aren’t. In fact, have fun doing this every night of the year.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Have you done your grocery shopping yet? Remember, it’ll be hard to find ingredients like ‘wet stones’ and ‘a quiet, shuddering man’ tomorrow.}}❞

• _{^{part 2 can be found}} here.
  

“ AARON BURR, SIR ”

• ❝_{^{I may have punched him, it’s a blur.}}❞
• ❝_{^{He looked at me like I was stupid - I’mnotstupid.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{It was my parents’ dying wish before they passed.}}❞
• ❝_{^{God, I wish there was a war!}}❞
• ❝_{^{We could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for…}}❞
• ❝_{^{Let me offer you some free advice: talk less, smile more.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t let them know what you’re against or what you’re for.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Fools who run their mouths oft wind up dead.}}❞
• ❝_{^{What time is it? Show time!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Give us a verse! Drop some knowledge!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Who’s the best? C’est moi!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Ooh, who are you?}} ❞

“ MY SHOT ”

• ❝_{^{I am not throwing away my shot.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I probably shouldn’t brag but damn, I amaze and astonish!}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I gotta holler just to be heard.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Don’t be shocked when your history book mentions me.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{I will lay down my life if it sets us free.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{When I fight, I make the other side panicky!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Geniuses, lower your voices.}}❞
• ❝_{^{You keep out of trouble and you double your choices.}}❞
• ❝_{^{If you talk, you’re gonna get shot!}}❞
• ❝_{^{What are the odds the gods would put us in one spot?}}❞
• ❝_{^{Am I talking too loud? Sometimes I get over excited.}}❞
• ❝_{^{I imagine death so much it feels more like a memory.}}❞
• ❝_{^{See, I never thought I’d live past twenty.}}❞
• ❝_{^{We have to make this moment last.}}❞
• ❝_{^{Every action’s an act of creation!}}❞

“ FARMER REFUTED ”

• ❝_{^{Oh my god, tear this dude apart.}} ❞
• ❝_{^{Chaos and bloodshed are not a solution!}}❞
• ❝_{^{For shame, for shame…}}❞
• ❝_{^{It’s hard to listen to you with a straight face.}}❞
• ❝_{^{My dog speaks more eloquently!}}❞
• ❝_{^{I’d rather be divisive than indecisive, drop the niceties!}}❞
• ❝_{^{Honestly, you shouldn’t even talk.}}❞
  
• ❝_{^{If you repeat yourself again I’m gonna scream.}}❞