#intp musing
INTP Story Time #26
INTP: XXFP, help me. I’m slowly running out of stuff to read. I’ll be reaching the point of boredom soon and I hate it
XXFP Sister: Bitch, I don’t know. Try one of the books I have over there *points at desk*
INTP: But all you read is teen dramas
XXFP:Those are not teen dramas
INTP: *Reads titles* … But all you have are self-help books
INTP Story Time #25
INTP: Hmm, I haven’t left the house in 4 weeks, yet I’m still perfectly fine
Mom: It’s actually been 6 weeks, you forgot to include your spring break before the self quarantine started
INTP:…
INTP:My point still stands
INTP Hoarder #8
INTP: *at store* *sees super cute stuffed toy* I want it so bad
INTP: *checks wallet* *has plenty of accumulated allowance* I can’t spend that. I might need it later
Later never came
INTP Hoarder #7
College Friend: Ugh, I have to retake pre-calculus cause my credits didn’t transfer
Senior Friend: Why not just test out of the class?
College Friend: I’m planing to, but I’m gonna need to study a lot before then
INTP: I took that class like 3 years ago, so if you want you can have my notes. They’re probably somewhere in my closet.
INTP Hoarder #6
INTP:*steps into sister’s room* Why are your clothes everywhere?
XXFP Sister: I’m organizing my closet and getting rid of clothes I don’t wear
INTP: Huh, maybe I should do that too *goes to check closet* *it’s full of clothes I never wear cause I wear the same set of jeans and t-shirts every week*
INTP:Hmm, there’s nothing I can really throw away
INTP Confession #7
I recently had a deep talk with my mom about my experience with depression. I won’t go into detail cause that would be way too long, but one thing that stuck out was when she asked why I didn’t say anything.
The truth is, I grew up with in a loving family. Not just direct family, but aunts uncles and cousins. From a young age I was constantly told that we were a big happy family, so when I developed depression, I never uttered a word about it. I knew that if they ever found out, a hole would be torn in our family. No one wants to be the one to ruin a happy family.
Don’t worry, I’m living happily now, so I can finally bring myself to talk about it.
INTP Hoarder #5
XXFP Sister: Why is your debit card in your make up box?
INTP:Oh, that’s my old one. It doesn’t work anymore
XXFP:Why did you keep it?
INTP:*shrugs* Insurance?
INTP Hoarder #4
INTP: I never realized just how many boxes I have
XXFP Sister: Your closet is full of empty shoe boxes and boxes from your birthday presents over the years
INTP:I also have empty body-kun and body-chan boxes, an empty dice box, and your hair dryer box
INTP Hoarder #3
XXFP Sister: *Throws my stuff into the trash*
INTP:Hey, wait, why are you throwing my shit away?
XXFP:This is literally trash. Old recites from McDonald’s, a bottle of glitter you took from my trash, moldy lotion, expired make up from 3 years ago that you used once-
INTP: In my defense, I took the glitter before you put it in the trash
XXFP:*Shuts lid of trash can* It’s trash
INTP Story Time #35
XXFP Sister: Wake up, we leave in half an hour
INTP:*stays in bed for 30 minutes*
Parents:We’re leaving in 15 minutes
INTP:*waits the 15 mins, gets ready in 5 minutes*
INTP:*Is left waiting for 10 minutes* I know damn well you guys have been getting ready for an hour before waking me up!
INTP Story Time #34
INTP: *nervous* I need to tell you something …
INTP:I spent $70 today
Dad:Only that much?
Mom:Miracles really do happen
INTP:What- You’re not mad? That’s a lot of money!
Mom:You never spend money
Dad:Had it been XXFP, it would have been a different story. All she does is spend our money
INTP Story Time #33
XXFP Sister: Are you really looking for a job? Be honest
INTP:Legitimately, yes I am. I’ve been getting bored way too easily these days
XXFP:You’re only applying because your bored?
INTP:Yep
INTP Story Time #32
INTP: *Finishes 31 chapter long book*
INTP: *Checks time* 4 am …
INTP:*Proceeds to read another book*
INTP:*Checks time* 7:30 am? How did it get so late?
INTP Story Time #31
XXFP Sister: *Drops me off at cousin’s house*
Cousin’s Mom: Why is INTP here?
Cousin: *jokes* INTP, my mom is trying to kick you out
INTP:*jokes* Well damn, is it because I’m female?
Cousin’s Mom: No, it’s just that you never go out especially by yourself
And that’s when I realized that it was the first time I ever visited my cousins by myself
INTP Story Time #30
INTP:Hey mom, you know how there are people who do arranged marriages? Have you ever thought of setting me up with someone?
Mom:Absolutely, but only if you don’t pick someone out yourself.
INTP:But I’m already planing to live alone with 3 cats
Mom: I don’t care. I want grandkids
INTP:How old do I have to be until you start setting me up on blind dates?
Mom: I really hope it doesn’t come to that, but I’d say around 30
INTP:So my happiness has a time limit
INTP Story Time #29
INTP: I just saw a video explaining how 1+2+3+…+infinity = -1/12
Grandma:What’s a negative?
INTP:…
INTP:You- you don’t know what a negative number is? What’s 3 - 5?
Grandma:That’s impossible. You can’t take away more than what you have.
INTP:*breaths in deeply* boy
I then proceeded to teach her of the existence of negative numbers using the concept of debt
INTP Story Time #28
XXFP Sister: Hey, mom just told me you’re not going with us tomorrow
INTP:Yeah, we’ve been going out everyday for the past 2 weeks, so my social anxiety went haywire. Legitimately cried to my mom in front of our grandparents.
XXFP: But I don’t wanna go by myself. Why can’t you be mentally stable?
INTP:I know right, anxiety can be such a bitch
I ended up with a fever and stress bruises the very next day
INTP Story Time #27
INTP:Hey XXFP, how come we still have this flashing noise thing for cockroaches? I thought we already got rid of them.
XXFP sister: It’s not for cockroaches. It’s for mice. Have you seen a mouse?
INTP:In our house? No
XXFP:That’s why
I Almost Became A Ghost Sighting
One time, I was forced to go with my siblings to a late night sports event for youth. I got bored really easily cause I didn’t know anyone, so I went outside for a walk while most people were in the gym.
There was a baseball field outside (The school we were at was up in the hills surrounded by forest). It was dark, but the were some lamps. I noticed some people out on the field, but ignored them and continued my walk and enjoyed the scenery.
Then I heard them talk louder and caught a few phrases of, “No you go!” “Go check!” I looked over and saw them get closer to me, so I stopped and looked at them. One of them broke off from the group and cautiously approached me.
“Hello”
“Hi?”
They all burst out with sighs of relief. I realized they thought I was a ghost which was so funny cause I was wearing a bright pink Hello Kitty sweater which was the warmest thing I had in my closet. Not exactly the ghost aesthetic if you ask me.
I wonder what would have happened if I kept quiet and started walking towards them. Probably would have scared the shit out of them.
I Accidentally Called Child Services On My Family
There was one time when I was in fifth grade when we had a guest in class who stated that if we were getting hurt at home, we should tell them immediately and they will provide help.
I had a horrible relationship with my older brother at the time and I often got hit by him. (Note that my parents did punish him for doing so, but he refused to stop) I thought that maybe these people could help, so I talked to them and showed them my bruises.
Later on my parents got a call from them. They confronted me about it and I explained that I just wanted my brother to stop hurting me. They were really upset and I didn’t understand why until they explained that those people were child services and they would take me away if they thought I was unsafe in my own home.
I cried saying I didn’t want to be taken away. They later scolded my brother and I’m not sure how he felt about the possibility of me being taken away, but I’d like to think he didn’t want that since he drastically improved his behavior towards me. About two days later, the guest came back and approached me and I assured her that I was fine at home and things were improving.
And that’s how I accidentally called child services on my family