#i’m dead
can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons
And once again Tom has killed me!
That smile gets me every time!
Welp! I’m dead
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Run Through the Jungle - a Naked & Afraid/Triple Frontier AU
Pairing: Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader
*reader is vegetarian and ethnicity/weight inclusive. people of all sizes have competed on this show (and completed it)
Fic Summary: Benny Miller convinces his bestie Frankie to compete on the Naked and Afraid survival show. He has no idea what he’s walking into when he’s paired with you
*Naked and Afraid is a reality survival show on Discovery Channel where two contestants, a man and a woman (trans & non-binary inclusive) are paired with no food, clothes, or water in a hostile environment with only 1 survival item each. Contestants can tap out at any time but must make it to 21 days to win
Inspiration Spotify Playlist: Frankie’s Jungle Love Mix
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Word Count:20K
Rating:E, 18+, lemon
Warnings:large age gap (legal), size kink, discussions of killing, processing, and eating animals, cussing, PiV, oral (f & m), dirty talk, masturbation (m), face fucking, somnophilia, enemies to lovers, Pride and Prejudice vibes, ANGST, Frankie being a misogynistic DICK for a little bit
A/N:Someone needs to fucking stop me because my brain is ignoring SO MANY WIPS RIGHT NOW! HELP! This unasked for one shot was bred out of a binge watch weekend of this show, mentioning it in passing to @musings-of-a-rose, who then had the audacity to ask me, “what if Frankie were on that show?” and this is what happened. This is an AU. Triple Frontier hasn’t happened yet or won’t, I haven’t decided. Frankie doesn’t have kids yet. I hope you enjoy it, I’m really in love with this story.
I’m really struggling for words after reading this
but christ I am YEARNING
The tension, the angst, the buildup, so painful but so fucking worth it like
I’m gonna be thinking about this fic for a WHILE and I’ll probably come back and re-read because oh my godddd ❤️
On questions I never thought I’d be asking: how close is the yoga child’s pose to a/b/o “presenting”?
i’m not googling presenting but you get the idea
I found this absolutely hilarious, so here are visuals of others that came to mind.. safe for work! Lmao. Plow, cow, reverse table, and bridge!
no context kinnporsche ep 10