#i’m dead

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mxmollusca:

Give me your soft, sensual blackbonnet art. The art that has you saying, “this is safe for work, right? This can’t possibly be construed as lewd, right?” while actually being the porniest thing of all.

We should talk about how when someone rips an orgasm out of you… they are literally RIPPING it out of your body because omfg

sorayeii:

swimmer au

Can I just-

Your eyeballs don’t change

It’s the muscles around your eyes

patovpran:

He really thought he was gonna get some

memories:

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 05/06/2012 10:35:39 AM, it’s that #this takes up too much of my time.

Hello…police? Yes, I’d like to report a murder. Who’s dead? Oh…me! Who killed me? Måneskin. They’re going to kill us all!

bucky-barnes-diaries:

The t-shirt! The sunglasses! Those arms! The hair! HIM!

All of it makes me (s)cream

theonethinginlife:

Absolutely losing it over this article title about the DEH movie

marisatomay:

can’t have seasonal affective disorder if i say that winter isn’t real it was just invented by Big Vivaldi to sell all four of his seasons

And once again Tom has killed me!

That smile gets me every time!

Welp! I’m dead


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deutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffeedeutschtraining: ✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffee

deutschtraining:

✏️Ich trinke eigentlich meistens Tee. Wenn ich wirklich müde bin, trinke ich Kaffee - also jeden Morgen. ;)

der Kaffee
eine Tasse Kaffee
Kaffee zum Mitnehmen
der Espresso
die Kaffeekanne
gemahlener Kaffee
die Kaffeebohne

coffee
a cup of coffee
coffee to take away
espresso
coffee pot
ground coffee
coffee bean


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astoryisaloveaffair:

Run Through the Jungle - a Naked & Afraid/Triple Frontier AU

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Pairing: Frankie Morales x Fem!Reader

*reader is vegetarian and ethnicity/weight inclusive. people of all sizes have competed on this show (and completed it)

Fic Summary: Benny Miller convinces his bestie Frankie to compete on the Naked and Afraid survival show. He has no idea what he’s walking into when he’s paired with you

*Naked and Afraid is a reality survival show on Discovery Channel where two contestants, a man and a woman (trans & non-binary inclusive) are paired with no food, clothes, or water in a hostile environment with only 1 survival item each. Contestants can tap out at any time but must make it to 21 days to win

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Inspiration Spotify Playlist: Frankie’s Jungle Love Mix

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Word Count:20K

Rating:E, 18+, lemon

Warnings:large age gap (legal), size kink, discussions of killing, processing, and eating animals, cussing, PiV, oral (f & m), dirty talk, masturbation (m), face fucking, somnophilia, enemies to lovers, Pride and Prejudice vibes, ANGST, Frankie being a misogynistic DICK for a little bit

A/N:Someone needs to fucking stop me because my brain is ignoring SO MANY WIPS RIGHT NOW! HELP! This unasked for one shot was bred out of a binge watch weekend of this show, mentioning it in passing to @musings-of-a-rose​, who then had the audacity to ask me, “what if Frankie were on that show?” and this is what happened.  This is an AU. Triple Frontier hasn’t happened yet or won’t, I haven’t decided. Frankie doesn’t have kids yet. I hope you enjoy it, I’m really in love with this story.

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I’m really struggling for words after reading this

but christ I am YEARNING

The tension, the angst, the buildup, so painful but so fucking worth it like

I’m gonna be thinking about this fic for a WHILE and I’ll probably come back and re-read because oh my godddd ❤️

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