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“yOuLl rEgReT yOuR tAtToOs lAtEr iN LiFe!”

Look mate, the only thing I regret is being alive

If anybody says “see you next year” to me, this New Years Eve. I’m gonna avoid them for the next 365 days. I hope the joke was worth a year of friendship!

This came up in my memories from 2016 and I’ll let you, I haven’t turned since I was fifteen. I still wanna be hit by a car

*Americans riot if Biden wins*

*Americans riot if Trumps wins*

The USA:

The rest of the world:

I love the hunger games!

I don’t have to sound more insane than I already am, but every waking moment… I hear the BERRIES AND CREAM man.

I’ve been cursed

Therapist: So tell me when you think everything went wrong if your life.

Me: Well it all began at…conception.

I’ll let you know, memes are the only reason I’ve kept going! Especially trump/Biden’s ones.

hour1313:

thenondescript:

neotoymaker:

karmicthoughts:

pruningthemindsgarden:

deepdiver17:

emilyentranced:

weakandsleepygrrl:

ayerslix:

carebearpanties-deep:

sleephypnokitten:

miss-sissy-bimbo-squirrle:

imgrowinghome:

sleepytimeslut:

gigglinggoblin:

gigglinggoblin:

sleepy-lips:

sleepytimeslut:

vyctorian-afterdark:

mischievousobserver:

scifiscribbler:

mindlevelzero:

sleepytimeslut:

siredace:

sleepytimeslut:

sarahsleeps:

youllremainmyhumbleservant:

sleepytimeslut:

mxtressandhypnoslave:

pinkbubblegumbimbo:

achypno:

mindlevelzero:

sleepytimeslut:

silverspiralhypno:

sleepytimeslut:

silverspiralhypno:

sleepytimeslut:

mxtressandhypnoslave:

sleepytimeslut:

sleepytimeslut:

Two that are definitely in my top 10 are “compliant” and “mindwiped.” Uuunnfff. You?

Mmmmm “rewritten”! Good one @spiraltone … And of course the classic “brainwashed” … I also get wet automatically for words like “submissive” and “pliable,” or things like “cumslut” or “fuckpet”…

@sleepytimeslut, “blank” is my favorite, followed by “brainless”, “glassy-eyed” and “obedient”.

Uuunnfff yes… Also empty…

Lets see… mindless, suggestible, blank and entranced.

Oh shit suggestible!! Yess… Instant sploosh… I love entranced! Reminds me of enchantment… And yes Mx-tress I should have mentioned I love glassy eyed too… Actually I love all of these! They’re like triggers aren’t they??

This whole word association is a bit like trance madlibs. Just love it

Uh huh!! I’m definitely feeling kinda dizzy…

I approve of this thread. Especially the first two, “compliant” and “mindwiped”…

Why can’t y’all just appreciate good old fashioned “hypnotized”

This post might not have meant too but it really turned me on!

Still feeling dizzy @sleepytimeslut? Feeling like a nice, suggestible, glassy-eyed, entranced slut? ;)

Suggestible, dizzy, compliant, glassy-eyed, hypnotized… Uh huh!!

PS take a look at all the notes! Lot of writers sharing their favorite words, lot of victims feeling a bit dazed lol… This turned out to be a good resource and a fun exercise!

I will put in for “peaceful” and “floating”.

I’m stuck on the idea of trance madlibs…

Thank you for reading all the notes, Sarah… Even without context, all those words are making you tingly… and fuzzy… and dopey and droopy and drippy and dizzy…

Good girl… It feels so good to surrender, doesn’t it?

Good girl…

I must say that using fuzzy is probably my favourite word.
It makes you feel all warm… comfy…. a little bit dazed…

This whole thread became a hot little resource. Glad to see a lot of you like the same adjectives I do. You turned me on, and you gave me ideas… Browse through all the notes for more great words, fellow writers!

Today I’m going with “blank” and “empty”.

Also, I love that this thread has become a combination thesaurus and Dangerous Hypnotic Artefact all of its own…

Genuinely surprised how few people favour ‘docile’.

“Mindfucked” and “brainless” usually come to mind! Though, I’m very partial to the phrase “let the REAL you out~”

corrupted and obedient

I love “docile”! I don’t use it enough!… Oooo there’s something arousing about “corrupted”…

Mindless, obedient, weak, compliant, conditioned, blank, drop, sleep, obey, slave, puppet, hypnoslut.. and of course hypnotized

Helpless, foggy, soft, needy, vacant, stupid, dumb, smoky, broken, adrift, weak, lost, confused, murky, melty, sweet.

And basically 95% of the words in this list. I could basiclaly enjoy erotica that was nothing but a list of these words.

Here’s a weird idea: A fantasy setting where any given hypnotist/enchanter has their entire power derived from just one of these words. So, a “fuzzymancer” can only make their victims feel fuzzy and warm, a “docilemancer” just makes her victims incredibly calm and yielding, a “sleepymancer” makes her playthings drowsy and weak-willed, a “submissivemancer” makes their targets feel incredibly turned on by acts of submission…

Going through my posts, backing up stories, and I was reminded of the perennial “hypno-related adjectives” post—a prized tool in my own writing, if I can be honest.

That’s so nice to hear. I’m glad I started something that, in a small way, connected many of us, and served as a little writing tool for many of us as well.

Unsure if I’m allowed to add, but I also like being called a “cockzombie” or “bull”

“Popped” and “dropped” are mine

Mmm…I like sleepy and hypnotised…

weak wet empty melted gone helpless deep needy docile controlled

Blank. Needy. Obedient. Empty. Weak. Wet. Eager. Dropped. Mindless. Broken. Gone. Mindfucked. Doll.

Feeling spacey just listing them.

Good girl is huge, but then all the regular ones….sleepy, dumb, docile, weak, obedient. SILLY, horny, slutty…

Good girl is a good one.

Dolly, puppet, fucktoy, slave girl, Fall, drop, blank, obedient, docile, bouncy, dumb, tingly, vacant, silly,

Entranced (obviously)

I could go on all day.

Focus and follow are always favorites, they’re so easy to do

Ooo this one’s come ‘round again! Some of my favorites: 

* Tranquil, docile, compliant
* Engaged, aware, focused - at the start or with a fixation point
* Detached, distracted, distant - from everything else
* Pliable, suggestible, present [in the hypnotic moment and nowhere else]

That’s a goddamn golden mine of vocabulary there. Don’t worry about cherry picking, you’ll find at least one you like in there.


Let me reblog this for the resources.

Safe. Peaceful. Docile.

(of course I was going to add that)

Maybe it’s the dronekink talking, but I’d nominate “reformatted” to this list.

Definitely “programmed” ;]

obedient mindless helpless brainwashed

nice and calm, fuzzy and foggy… wait a second…

lasagna

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