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macgruber:

let’s settle this shit but do NOT reblog if you’re gonna be modest about it like a little BITCH. anyway privilege check tell me which ones apply to you: hot, funny, can dance, can do math, can spell, can drive, can cook

If anybody says “see you next year” to me, this New Years Eve. I’m gonna avoid them for the next 365 days. I hope the joke was worth a year of friendship!

This came up in my memories from 2016 and I’ll let you, I haven’t turned since I was fifteen. I still wanna be hit by a car

*Americans riot if Biden wins*

*Americans riot if Trumps wins*

The USA:

The rest of the world:

I love the hunger games!

As person in a country that is apart of the commonwealth, which means the queen still ‘oversees’ my country. I’d like to say I’ve never given two shits about the royal family. And I’ve always known that Phillip is a walking corpse and the queen is a fucken vampire.

If you don’t hear from me, Ive been killed for speaking the truth.

Gus: [gestures to him and Hunter] So, we kinda ruined your mom’s oven because be thought this recipe called for three and a half cups of baking powder


Luz: [looks at the batter splattered everywhere]


Luz: Yeah, that’s called a bomb


[A few hours later]


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